💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Judas Connor Moon]

Personally I miss the bi-weekly Jack videos. Watching him limp around, one-armed fucking up meals was a real sight. JOTG is a guilty pleasure because watching Jack in his natural environment never fails to make me kek.

 

[ZipDisk]

Wait, is the 3k transit current or from a past visit?
My mom's medical transport was literally just lyft rides they scheduled and paid for.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Wait, is the 3k transit current or from a past visit?
My mom's medical transport was literally just lyft rides they scheduled and paid for.

You're mum I will assume is a normal human. Jack is currently immobile due to his gluttony and is a land whale meaning he probably has to be transported right now by a special ambulance which is specially designed for his big ass. When I was at my previously mentioned Rehab/Nursing Facility the residents from the Bariatric Hall had to be transported this way to all doctor appointments.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If anyone wants a recommendation for a great but hard to find (it's out there, just on the more obscure pirating sites) check out The Wild Chef. Quebecois chef who would hunt what he cooked every episode, which ended up getting the show cancelled because it upset people. Bourdain was friends with him apparently, was one of his main visits in Canada


https://youtube.com/watch?v=SD2HxJoCD54

Martin Picard is a good chef and his restaurant "Au Pied de Cochon" in Montreal is highly rated. Anthony Bourdain was a good friend of his but anybody who loved food and did it well was a good friend to Anthony. And he did say that Montreal was one of his favorite cities in the world for food.

i remember sometime last year Jack bitched about that ideal of socialized medicine. Well, Jack, karma a bitch isn’t it? View attachment 4606252

What's his other option? Jagoff is the kind to have voted against a kind of health system like the rest of the world has but he'd be one that literally would have benefited from it.

Got to thinking, the Jack on the Go intro song would make excellent enhanced interrogation music.
Started watching this guy going through SEREs training, its an air force special operations course that takes you through the in's and out's of dealing with capture torture and evasion. They used a 3 second loop from some Ricky Martin song. Turns out the SAS is doing the same thing now, just trying to make the music as irritating as possible. Funny thing is neither of them hold a candle to Jacks intro.

Just force them to eat Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad for more than one meal and they'd crack.

Wait, is the 3k transit current or from a past visit?
My mom's medical transport was literally just lyft rides they scheduled and paid for.

He's practically immobile at this point. And if he had his old sauce van he could have just gotten in the back of that and Hammy could have driven him there.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

A shame Jack doesn't live in a country like Canada with socialist Healthcare. They would have pushed him to be euthanized

imagine paying money to keep him alive. I would just invest in his burial.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

He’s going to be a  walker waddler (someone who doesn’t pay their bills stick to physical therapy for multiple strokes or Profile by Sanford to drop 150+ lbs) but and Jack is a prick.

 

[AnOminous]

I do agree that you shouldn't choose the cheapest you can but choose something that you can finish off because maybe half the bottle is going into the dish. You're gonna want to do something with the remainder.

It's convenient to get a four pack of those little one cup bottles, and doesn't require actually drinking the rest on the same day. I usually don't like drinking a wine of the same type I cooked with. A simple wine with strong base notes is generally best, because if you buy something snooty with all kinds of undertones, you're generally overpaying for something you aren't going to taste anyway.

So something like a merlot, which I usually would not drink, is generally good in a beef dish because of its bold notes and lack of subtlety.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So something like a merlot, which I usually would not drink, is generally good in a beef dish because of its bold notes and lack of subtlety.

"Lack of subtlety". You just described Merlot perfectly.

As I've said many times it's a wine that goes with everything and complements nothing. It's a fine little wine to cook with or if you want to blend with something bold but on it's own to drink? No thank you.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

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Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.

Comments are on when I go to his page

 

[wew lad]

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Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.

For him, the question should be "how wide are the door frames?"

 

[ZipDisk]

Free Willy Transport company: That is one big pile of shit.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Wait, is the 3k transit current or from a past visit?
My mom's medical transport was literally just lyft rides they scheduled and paid for.

I'd imagine for his recent stroke or whatever it was. Ambulance rides aren't cheap in America.

It's extra funny because Jack is against national healthcare but then he bitches about a $3k ambulance ride

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

1) Is the monthly payment gonna be less than 400 bucks because everything else will be needed to pay off my medical bullshit
2) Is it only one level with access from a wheelchair ramp

 

[p1138]

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Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.

Nah. Fatty was already planning to sell the house and get another place where he could have his stupid studio sets custom built. This just means they're likely still going to sell the house but actually downsize instead of building a kitchen set, a late night talk show set, and a separate podcast set for fatty to play pretend content creator in.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

I fucking hate how Babish makes bread in almost every fucking video. We get it, you own a stand mixer.

Better not tell you about Joshua Weissman, I'm surprised he isn't getting blowjobs from Cuisinart with as much as he uses the thing.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.

The only house this fat idiot should be looking into is one with a wheelchair ramp and a nursing aide available 24/7. He just racked up a 3000 dollar bill along with whatever else this long term hospital stay bills he racked up. Mr. YouTuber hasn’t released any content in 3 weeks, so that monthly check will be pennies. Tammy better pick up a second full time job or smother him in his sleep for the insurance policy if they still want to move to the filming “compound”.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

i remember sometime last year Jack bitched about that ideal of socialized medicine. Well, Jack, karma a bitch isn’t it? View attachment 4606252

People like Jack are living (for now) arguments against socialized medicine. This fat fuck deserves to pay every cent of his medical bill on his own.

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Is Jack gonna have to sell his house to pay the medical bills?
Also it's perfect Jack to ask a question with commenting turned off.

In your case: How solid is the foundation. Because you're fat Jack. Very fat. So fat you are going to die in your 50s. Fat fat fat.

Better not tell you about Joshua Weissman, I'm surprised he isn't getting blowjobs from Cuisinart with as much as he uses the thing.

Cuisinart processors come with a blowjob attachment already. Slap it on, stick it in, and let her spin.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

In your case: How solid is the foundation. Because you're fat Jack. Very fat. So fat you are going to die in your 50s. Fat fat fat.

The fact he's survived 3+ strokes makes me think he will be around a while. His life will be a living hell due to his state of health, though

 

[Grassy_Knoll]

The fact he's survived 3+ strokes makes me think he will be around a while. His life will be a living hell due to his state of health, though

He cant die yet, the wendigo is still hungry, and it knows about the 15lb sack of raw chicken still in the freezer.