I got a vagina tattoo inked on my face — the artist tried to talk me out of it

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
1676696544282.png
Veteran tattoo artist Michael Ralph, 40, inked an image of a vagina across a young client's cheek. The customer has been slammed on social media for the explicit tat, with one describing it as "true clown behavior." Jam Press/@mikey5thousand

He now has a permanent vagina facial.

A young man has been slammed on social media after having a tattoo of a vagina inked across his right cheek.

Veteran artist Michael Ralph, 40, was tasked with tattooing the intimate image on the face of his 26-year-old client, who has not been publicly identified.
The ink master told NeedToKnow.Online that he initially thought the man was playing a prank when he received the raunchy request.

“I got a message that read: ‘I would like to set an appointment to get a semi-realistic vagina tattooed on my face more specifically in my sideburn,’ ” Ralph recalled.

The client added that he had a “limited budget” and wanted to have the inking done in less than an hour.

1676696568663.png
The tattoo artist initially thought the man was pranking him when he sent a text message with the raunchy request .Jam Press/@mikey5thousand

“My first thought was, ‘Am I reading this right?’ ” Ralph — who is based in Washington, DC, — said. “I read it again, and there was no mistake. My second thought was ‘Did he lose a bet?’ “

After receiving the request, the tattooist told the client to wait a month to make sure it wasn’t a “spur-of-the-moment decision.”

To the artist’s surprise, the client followed up 30 days later, saying he was still interested in the ink.

“I told him it may close doors of opportunity that would be open if he didn’t have a vagina tattooed on his face — that he may lose his job or not get hired in the future,” Ralph stated.
1676696598268.png
“I told him it may close doors of opportunity that would be open if he didn’t have a vagina tattooed on his face — that he may lose his job or not get hired in the future,” the tattooist recalled.Jam Press/@mikey5thousand

“After that, I asked him how old he was, because in my mind, if he was under 25, I might have told him he needed to wait until his brain was fully developed, so there was no regret,” he added. “Lucky for him he was 26.”

The customer was undeterred, and Ralph subsequently performed the inking. He took snaps of his handiwork and posted them to his Instagram page.

Viewers were less than impressed by the crude tattoo, hitting out at the man for having the genitalia permanently emblazoned across his cheek.
“True clown behavior,” one railed, before another chimed in, saying it seemed like “a sad ugly ass joke.”

1676696643579.png
Snapinsta.app_1080_296223520_414591717148004_2000238192288634230_n.jpgSnapinsta.app_1080_296086456_989760611740816_6088273915879378854_n.jpg
Instagram (Archive)

While the unidentified man went viral for having a vagina tattooed on his face, a British woman recently hit headlines for having her actual vagina inked.

Becky Holt, 34, had her labia inked by an artist, leaving her in an “incredible amount of pain” and unable to have sex for a month.

Source (Archive)
 

I got a vagina tattoo inked on my face — the artist tried to talk me out of it​

And you didn't listen. To the person who permanently marks people for a living.

You fucking retard.
 
Could have at least gone for a nice looking vagina.
You get the Bobs and Vegana you are able to pay for. He is clearly a piss broke nobody with no hope for the future so gets the tattoo of the ugly broken down crack whore Vajayjay. This is teh way that the world works. You spend more you get better Vagina!
 
I'm just going to say it, tattoos are usually a marker of stupidity. Same goes for excessive piercings. Avoid such people at all costs.
 
Every time he's out in public he should get cited for lewdness in public.

Bring back arresting and charging faggots like this.

Everyone should be free to point and laugh as the cops arrest him for the 15th time.

Start with this guy, then arrest the people with dicks displayed.

Then move to the faggots with anime sex scenes on their shirts.

Bring back public lewdness laws.
 
He just needs to tell people it's a homage to Georgia O'Keeffe.

Also, this is a problem, but its celebrated if you cut your dick off and try to force a wound to not close by abusing yourself with a dilator every day? Fucking clown world...

"Face pussy" sounds like a term a Japanese person would coin.

顔面膣
 
Last edited:
If you're going to be retarded then might as well tatoo'ed that vagina around your lips lol.
 
All tattoos are trashy. In my eyes you're the same scum lowlife if you have a vagina tattoo in your face, a cross on your arm or a cartoon character in your leg.
 
If you get face tattoos you should be excempt from receiving any sort of benefits for unemployment because you're knowinly and willingly making yourself unemployable for no reason.
 
A truly merciful and compassionate society would have taken him behind the shed and bashed his head in with a rock years ago. It would have almost certainly saved him a lot of suffering.
 
Its's fucking stupid but i have to admit is commitment is kinda endearing. I hate face tattoos they are usually really tacky, occasionally i'll see an islander with full face tats but they look beautiful.

Next we'll see some dickhead with pair of balls tattooed on their forehead.
 
Back
Top Bottom