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When will Jack drop dead?

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Getting ahead of the curve.
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Begemot said:
Jack Vlogs do the hard work of finding the gold of Jack's antics and lightly commenting on it via graphics and sound, it's much better,
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I only made this account just to say if you hate August the Duck's shit, which honestly is super bland content to begin with, give the Pro Chef Reacts a shot. Dude actually is a bit educational and has restaurants, the Cooking Institute of America, and has been in cooking shows, right under his belt. Everything Jack has always wanted to be in one person.

Plus, he politely shits on Jamie Oliver and Rachel Ray, which is a nice bonus. Here's the famous raw chicken review for your pleasure.


 
desu91 said:
Nah he's been identified (and confirmed) by some Foodjacks that he is currently warded at Tristar Skyline Medical Center in Nashville. The location was doxxed by Qarolyn Flanders' Facebook post about a Lexus covered in ice and the mention about seeing that "outside an ER".
That said, Tristar Skyline has an "award winning" stroke rehab program - which lends credence to the post Hammy helped write for Jack about being in a "top rated award winning rehab facility".

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Oh, nice.

Looking at their website (which still has placeholder text in some spots) it looks like the acute care hospital runs its own acute neuro rehab unit, so after a stroke patient has stabilized they can just be transferred into stroke rehab instead of having to go to a different facility.

One of the hospitals here does the same thing, and it's a really intense rehab program. They're also very in-demand, and thus picky about which patients they'll take: if someone's refusing to work with therapy, if someone would rather whine to be wiped than use their off-hand, if the stroke caused crippling cognitive deficits, if a patient was demented before and now they're demented and hemiplegic, they're not a rehab candidate.

I'm not in Jack's neck of the woods, but the stroke rehab's description looks like what I'm familiar with.

Jack might be in the Young Stroke Program:

Young Stroke Program​

Having a stroke at a young age poses an array of unique challenges. You are at your most active in your younger years so naturally you want your active lifestyle back, and it is our goal to help you get there. While rehabilitation does not reverse the brain damage caused by a stroke, it can go far to help achieve the best possible outcome for long-term recovery. The Young Stroke Program is designed to address the demands of young stroke survivors and every day, we will be doing our best to get you back to doing the things you love most.

Why people choose our program​

Young stroke patients cover a wide range of ages but the average age is 53 years old. We specialize in a rehab program based on what research shows is best for young stroke patients, including specific therapy treatments for reintroducing technology into your day to day living. Additionally, we provide therapy sessions in real-life settings such as a simulated kitchen, bedroom, bath, laundry and various outdoor training environments
Data based on the Uniform Data System for Medical Rehab and the Press Ganey 2019 annual report shows that:
  • 16 days is the average length of stay
  • 85% of patients returned to home
  • 90% of patients recommend our facility
Visiting hours are from 6:00am to 8:00pm, seven days a week. Please keep in mind that our patients are periodically in and out of their rooms throughout the day, particularly while receiving therapies and at meal times.

This would be a great opportunity for a motivated person who's had a stroke and wants to regain function and/or learn strategies to use what they have left, with the goal of returning to their home safely and as independently as possible.

Jack might end up one of the 15%, but note that their grad rate doesn't say people returned to home at their pre-stroke level of function. Jack could end up home but with home health visits, with a mechanical lift, with a mechanical soft diet or a feeding tube.

There's still not much data from Jack's camp, and unless they post videos everything's still going to be coming through the medical-to-optimistic family member telephone game. (Or the medical-to-hostile dumbass telephone game, if Jack gets unmoderated access to his accounts again.)
 
Aunt Carol said:
Oh, nice.

Looking at their website (which still has placeholder text in some spots) it looks like the acute care hospital runs its own acute neuro rehab unit, so after a stroke patient has stabilized they can just be transferred into stroke rehab instead of having to go to a different facility.

One of the hospitals here does the same thing, and it's a really intense rehab program. They're also very in-demand, and thus picky about which patients they'll take: if someone's refusing to work with therapy, if someone would rather whine to be wiped than use their off-hand, if the stroke caused crippling cognitive deficits, if a patient was demented before and now they're demented and hemiplegic, they're not a rehab candidate.
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Great post. Like you said, the fact fatass is in an inpatient rehab facility means that he probably isn't a stroked-out vegetable (yet). He must have some functional capacity to be able to get in. I expect him to return to making videos at some point but I am sure his decline will be noticeable and lolworthy like it has been over the past decade really.
 
EatBeforeYouEat said:
Great post. Like you said, the fact fatass is in an inpatient rehab facility means that he probably isn't a stroked-out vegetable (yet). He must have some functional capacity to be able to get in. I expect him to return to making videos at some point but I am sure his decline will be noticeable and lolworthy like it has been over the past decade really.
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I want to believe he will be back, but it may be the end.

Also, how did I miss this video?

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Jacks Dead Arm said:
I want to believe he will be back, but it may be the end.

Also, how did I miss this video?

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Ah yes that's a good one, in the beginning: "It's one of my favorite cartoons. It always has been. There's so many good cartoons out there..." Jack basically admitting he does nothing but sit around and watch cartoons all day.
 
Fascist Frederick said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M_-HD-dCXgEAh yes that's a good one, in the beginning: "It's one of my favorite cartoons. It always has been. There's so many good cartoons out there..." Jack basically admitting he does nothing but sit around and watch cartoons all day.
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Whoever started this trend of making burgers as tall as your hand should be shot for crimes against food. You shouldn't have to dislocate your jaw (or eat it in a retarded way, like a taco) to get a proper bite.
 
The wendigo itself can be killed but the evil spirits in the wendigo remain alive and will merely find a new host to possess.
We're just getting started.
 
DURANGO said:
What are some of Jack's best videos? I'm talking about where he actually nailed the recipe or did a more than serviceable job.
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To honestly answer your question I think he only knows how to make simple sandwiches. All of his tips are basic knowledge and that's the only reason this "tutorial" doesn't suck. I'd eat that sandwich.
 
Even his sandwich video is wrong. You put the vegetables on top or you get a nasty soggy sandwich.
His "barrier" technique is horseshit.
He also uses too much fucking dressing. All you need is a little oil and vinegar.

Guarantee Tammy made Jr's food, Jack eats any food in front of him.

Sandwich goes from bottom, bread, meat, cheese, veggies, condiments, seasoning, bread.
 
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