🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

The Duality of PigMan

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When Matthew and Faith Vickers were swatted, with her son Xander being exposed to the rifles and flashlights of badged thugs, Ethan Ralph's response was "boohoo I've been swatted 20 times welcome to the jungle".

So yeah, no one is buying this. If he wanted to help, he'd send me a message &/or email with the swatters he knows of, and evidence attached.

All talk no walk lazy worthless hog.

Tell us why, aylawgz. WHY?
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I don't hate him but I despise his driving and recently his treatment of his daughter.

Did you just admit that most of you guys are just butt hurt? Doesn't surprise me since most posts here read like lovers quarrel.

Learn how to read you stupid freak.

 

[PlaguePuppy]

Ralph could not handle working at Walmart. Ralph would have to deal with costumers as belligerent and mean tempered as him and he would have to hold his tongue and grin and bear it if he wants to keep his job. Ralph is incapable of doing that.

"Welcome to Walmart...eat a dick bish."
"Welcome to Walmart whore. You fucking whore!!!"
"Welcome to Wal-Why won't you die medicare!!!"

 

[Mango Cobra]

Ralph isnt worth hating. Guys like Ralph feed on being hated because it's validation. Conversely, mockery and pity, especially from other men, is Ralph's greatest weakness. We've seen many times what damage a chuckle from Rekieta or Jim does to the Gunt.

I'd say mockery and pity from women is his greatest weakness. I've never seen him so angry as when a woman laughs at him.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph is not even a hillbilly, he is a hood wigger, the entire "southerner" bit was manufactured and fed to Ralph by Dick Masterson over the course of a few years after they met, the only "southerner" thing about Ralph was his slight accent, but he was just a generic city Democrat otherwise.

He never even had barbecue until a couple of years ago, during the stream.me days IIRC. Because Dick kept telling him to lean into the southerner white trash stereotype.

He’s what we’d call a “wood rat”. They’re wannabe hoodrats who grew up white in suburbs

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

The current "campaign" to restore Ralph's account consists of 19 tweets and 4 tweets.

Spoiler: Templates

 

[MeltyTW]

From Telegram... Its over Ralphamales

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Baaaaaaaaaaaassssed more post likes these ralph, you will never be on Twitter, you will never be happy

 

[fedoralordjish]

Learn how to read you stupid freak.

Learn how to be funny and how not to seething in every post

 

[AltisticRight]

I'd say mockery and pity from women is his greatest weakness. I've never seen him so angry as when a woman laughs at him.

Well he's personally sperged at several female posters of the subforum quite extensively. Nothing punts the gunt more than a lady with an opinion.

 

[.iota.]

This reminds me, he's been ban evading the entire time since his original wrestling twitter and SJW gamer gate account was banned. He just got that dumb check mark and has been able to fly under the radar.
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he can't tolerate that gawdamn joshua conner moon having more banned twitter accounts than he does.

I am very anti-flagging ...
I did not flag Ralph ...
Normalizing flagging is a terrible idea ...
... this should be a lesson to those who call for the censorship of others.

... but if one person deserves to be flagged down then it is Ralph.
Ralph has been calling for the total censorship of his enemies for years now.
... but I wish I did so that I could've taken some credit for all this.
... but this is fucking Ethan Ralph.
This is 100000% justice, completely warranted.

censoring his speech is still the censorship of speech. you're either for it, or you're against it.
choose wisely.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Well he's personally sperged at several female posters of the subforum quite extensively. Nothing punts the gunt more than a lady with an opinion.

“Why aren’t you my mom? Where’s my chocolate milk? You promised to wash under my gunt for me!”

censoring his speech is still the censorship of speech. you're either for it, or you're against it.

Ok. But if it happens and it’s out my hands, I’m just going to sit here and enjoy my contemplation of God’s will.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

"Why we hate Ralph" some of us don't hate Ralph but for people who do it's probably

1. Putting the life of a innocent infant in danger
2. Told his dying mother to suck a dick and didn't take her to dialysis.
3. Flags & swats people.
4. Jerking off to a minor during the pillstream.
5. Flown a 18 year old who only graduated high school 2 months ago and was talking to said high schooler while enrolled and released revenge porn.
6. Swatting your own son because you hate your son's grandpa.
7. Procreated with a pedophile who's most likely abusing rozy or will abuse rozy when she's older.

You guys can list your reasons as well.

I can’t bring myself to hate Ralph. I mean, sure he’s never met anyone he wouldn’t stab in the back and sure he’ll happily snort what little money he could be using to support his infant daughter. But there’s no amount of suffering I could wish on him that he doesn’t inflict on himself. The bad things that happen in his life are because of him, and only him, and nobody else but him.

 

[MeltyTW]

Do I think it's funny that Ralph was banned from Twitter, Absolutely! Do I think he totally deserved it 100%. Am I gonna defend Ralph and cry to Twitter about censorship, Absolutely Not! Personally I find it funny when those that use censorship as a weapon are themselves censored, it's an apropos punishment. Frankly I just find it hypocritical to admonish Ralph for flagging others when you do it yourself. Also bragging about how you flagged someone will always be Soy-jack tier behavior

It's not though, it's only hypocritical if you think flagging should never be done ever which I don't think anyone agrees with, or if you think ralph somehow doesn't meet some kind of extreme threshold

Personally I think alot of kiwis care more about the aesthetic of whether something will be called gay by other posters rather than actually thinking things through if i saw ralph for the first time today and could choose whether to ban his Twitter id do it even without the incentive to troll him. He's a pos who uses social media to do really fucked up things to people that also violates tos and the law.

It also conveniently ignores that this site also bans people, because every site does.

he can't tolerate that gawdamn joshua conner moon having more banned twitter accounts than he does.




censoring his speech is still the censorship of speech. you're either for it, or you're against it.
choose wisely.

No, not unless you're a free speech absolutist which no one is sense we all think cp should be banned, people using accounts to swat people also should be banned.

 

[TJBirish]

Did you just admit that most of you guys are just butt hurt? Doesn't surprise me since most posts here read like lovers quarrel.

Butthurt over what? Why would we be butthurt?

he can't tolerate that gawdamn joshua conner moon having more banned twitter accounts than he does.




censoring his speech is still the censorship of speech. you're either for it, or you're against it.
choose wisely.

How many times does this have to be said? Flagging is faggotry. But if you need to flag someone, don't post your faggotry here and expect anybody to suck your microdick.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

People need to stop taking Ralph's faggot suicide baiting seriously in anyway at all. As he has proven time and time again, he's a woman. His only behaviour is a drunk belligerent teenage girl. Of course he'll start suicide baiting to get praise and asspats from his paypigs to cope with the loss of his twitter. Ralph's e-enemies live rent free in his head and he's set his loss condition as his death, there's not a chance in hell that he'll 'let them win' by offing himself.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

People need to stop taking Ralph's faggot suicide baiting seriously in anyway at all. As he has proven time and time again, he's a woman. His only behaviour is a drunk belligerent teenage girl. Of course he'll start suicide baiting to get praise and asspats from his paypigs to cope with the loss of his twitter. Ralph's e-enemies live rent free in his head and he's set his loss condition as his death, there's not a chance in hell that he'll 'let them win' by offing himself.

It's pretty crazy to think of. Everyone's life would be better if he killed himself. His daughter's life would be better, his son's life would be better. Metokur/Morris would have a better life. Vickers would have a better life (don't care too much about that one, but its true). America First/Nick Fuentes would be better off but they can fuck off. May would be better off, but she can get fucked. The list goes on. But you're right, killing himself would be the most selfless thing he could do and he won't do it because it's the right thing to do.

 

[not william stenchever]

People need to stop taking Ralph's faggot suicide baiting seriously in anyway at all. As he has proven time and time again, he's a woman. His only behaviour is a drunk belligerent teenage girl. Of course he'll start suicide baiting to get praise and asspats from his paypigs to cope with the loss of his twitter. Ralph's e-enemies live rent free in his head and he's set his loss condition as his death, there's not a chance in hell that he'll 'let them win' by offing himself.

Ralph is a thousand times more likely to wrap the Nissan around a telephone pole than to kill himself directly and purposefully.

 

[Sewer Rat]

his ego is too big to kill himself, and his streams are so shit now that even if he has another "pillstream" it would look exactly like his regular streams. I wonder if he is retarded enough to keep trying to use twitter and have his ralphamania or even pantsu's account banned too

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

I think it’s time to lock this thread.

 

[Neil]

From Telegram... Its over Ralphamales

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Normally, I'd say "calm the fuck down, it's Twitter", but for Ralph, this account being gone basically severed one of his very few ties to the outside world beyond his dwindling audience. So it makes sense why he'd suicidebait over this.

Nah, I flagged down his shit.

As explained in Chat, Ralph attacked me when I and a few others in the IBS crowd tried to get him to cut the shit and drinking because it was starting to become a problem all those years ago.

I made the mistake of being empathetical towards him when he was in a downer during the few rare instances of him coming on to discord (yes, cancer I know, but this was years ago).
How did he attack me when I showed him empathy? By calling my mother a whore... a month after she died, and I had to do CPR, which he was aware. Didn't stop him from using my mother as an insult every other sentence.

Some shit just isn't forgivable.

That's me done. Back to observing. But, I don't know if you've ever had someone laugh in the face of your family and death like that when you once tried to show them an ounce of empathy but that shit WILL stick to you like hot sugar - not getting over it doesn't make someone a bitch.

Anyways, the reaction to all of this is going to be a shit show so the fun is only just starting with his handling of the last 24 hours. I promise that there will be funnier shit to laugh at Ralph for than that twitter.

You're a massive gibbering faggot, a faggot even bigger than Ralph. Cry some more, then somersault off a bridge at your earliest convenience you fucking faggot.

 

[Mango Cobra]

I think it’s time to lock this thread.

Not till the Pantzoo account is inevitably banned.