🌟 Internet Famous Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

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I'm not sure if anyone or Jim himself has brought it up yet, but... has anyone realised that he's extremely mad at this game purely for who is behind the series its based of (despite not being involved in the game)

And it's basically in line with his entire ethos from a game perspective? It's a large, open world AAA game with zero micro transactions.

Which is funny because everything Jim does is a Macro Trans Action. Because he's fat and gross.
 
Il Latte Materno said:
Which is funny because everything Jim does is a Macro Trans Action. Because he's fat and gross.
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Marco Trans Inaction. Because not only is he fat, he doesn't actually do anything but yell at other people to do stuff. Jimbo need to hibernate between wrestling dances where he falls over next to someone and the shockwave dislocates their ribs.
 
Il Latte Materno said:
I'm not sure if anyone or Jim himself has brought it up yet, but... has anyone realised that he's extremely mad at this game purely for who is behind the series its based of (despite not being involved in the game)

And it's basically in line with his entire ethos from a game perspective? It's a large, open world AAA game with zero micro transactions.
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The only principle underlying Jim's actions is making sure Jim gets what Jim wants. Trying to point out hypocrisy is a fool's errand because he has no interest in being ethically or intellectually consistent.
 
Matt Damon said:
Man, you're hardcore. I have to stop the moment he appears on-screen these days - seeing his man cleavage is mildly nauseating.
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He has probably convinced himself that there are thousands of coomers out there who go wild whenever they see those floppy, shapeless sacks of fat hanging from his bloated torso.
 
Null said:
As a reasonable person, how could you possibly make someone like Jim Sterling happy besides doing everything they want and living a totally servantile life? There is no middle ground. It's either trannies exist, or normal people are free.
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you know josh I often think of your pad stream where state you opinion on trans people the part where pad was found to have a chromosomal issue and got a wig some estrogen and left the internet. you showed no malice.

Then we you were doing the anniversary stream it sounds like this site was honestly just laughing at weird people blowing up balloons, or eating too much.

Was it really the trans life line saga that put people like liz no dong jones on you?

If jim wants to wear a wig i see no problem for it but this hogwarts game drama is soo stupid
 
Illuminati Order Official said:
Have you noticed how Jim became a 2nd Amendment advocate and wanted guns in Harry Potter? Which of course is retarded because if a wizard can stop pure energy they should have no problem with stopping a projectile.
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I mean, I like that fanfic piece about Harry Potter bringing in modern American weaponry to blow up Death Eaters, but I understand it's just a humorous writing prompt meant to poke fun at the Harry Potter universe. I never took the idea seriously because it's a story for children, so I can suspend my disbelief. I guess Jim never got out of that childhood stage of mental development.

Dumpster dived waifu said:
It's explained thoroughly that wizards are self-confident and believe that their magic is superior to whatever the fuck normies have, to the point of not bothering to even learn how telephones work. If you're going to criticize something for being unrealistic, at least be correct.
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Yeah, there are legit criticisms of the Harry Potter universe that the wizarding world is segregating itself so much from normie society that it's actually out of step with muggle advancements that significantly diminish the advantage of having magic. That is, they're actually a very unstable, super small society of wizards that has to be kept secret because a modern force armed with machine guns, missiles, and explosives would overcome the fighting power of the relatively few wizards/witches. (Though I do distinctly remember a throwaway scene in one of the books that witches found being burned at the stake in the Middle Ages to be fun because they have a spell that just makes them tickle when exposed to burning fire, so who knows what might pop out of Rowling's head to bolster the strength of wizards vis a vis modern militaries).

But, again, it's a story for children, so it's dumb to approach Harry Potter with these ideas. Just take it as it is. This is like critiquing the ugly ducking because the duckling being shunned as a runt would result in it being picked off by predators or not getting enough nutrition to survive. That's retarded.
 
Always good to reference/quote yourself when talking about how attracted people are to you
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What a faggot, using his own tweet about something that never happened to back up how he has to beat back lesbians with a stick. Though you wouldn't know any of those lesbians, they all live in Canada.
 
Jim, like all his troon friends, completely downplay the utter insanity of the activists.

What website to catalogue people who streamed the game? What harrassments? NOT REAL!

Also if he's smart he wouldn't make a <800k video, but I have a feeling he can't resist. 🍿
 
TheLastFart said:
"I lost ... at least 5 IRL nerd friends so far..."

I don't think this person knows what actual friends are, a good friend will openly disagree with you and both of you decide that this is just one issue (of maybe many) you will not agree on and go on being buddies. People like this just want a brainless hivemind they call their "friends". Friends are people you cherish, that you don't just drop for a benign disagreement and there is hardly a more benign disagreement than "you played i video game that i don't want you to play".
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A bit of TMI but a few of my dear friends IRL are on the completely opposite side of the political spectrum, they're genuine unabashed communists and I've had heated political discussions with them over a few drinks but at the end of the day we know to leave it because its not shit worth actually arguing and losing friends over. You shouldn't expect friends to fall neatly into a box that aligns with all your beliefs because thats how you end up building a hugbox and make normal society so alien to you.
 
Now that it has finally happened I want to reiterate for the final time the unprecedented monumental achievement Jimbo has reached. He used to be liked, videos declined in quality after the lolsuit sure but he was on his way to 1M subs sooner than later. Then he trooned into a 40 year old "girl" and there was no turning back. Lost a bunch of subs initially and from then on he embarked on a journey of becoming more visually repulsive and straying more away from video games every week. Somehow during his troonery he kept a sizeable audience but ended up consistently losing anywhere from -3k to -15k a month. And now finally he is closer than ever to losing -300k subs total from all this.

There is noone else in this world who dresses into the uncanny valley like Jim does, and also noone else who virtue signals for "justice" in his special way that makes his hatred for the entire world so transparent. Jim may not be the most repulsive troon in the world but he is the only person to cancel himself in a slow burn of reaching new lows every week for almost three years now. Enjoy your milestone Jim, I know I will. :story:
 
"I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no dick, with pulsing white holes filled by estrogen where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within.
Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.
Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of Youtube, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the subscribers that left are safe at last. Youtube will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... YouTube has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...

I have no audience. And I must scream."
 
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