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When will Jack drop dead?

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Just found this video of a fat downie that still manages to cook better than Jack and has better motor skills
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hE4QMYq0KNE
Probably a nicer person to be around too.

Oh jeez, what was that all about?
He bought Facebook subs and paid a bunch of Arabs to promote his site or something then gave them access to it. They took it from him, turned it into "Cooking with Girl" and had porn all over it if I recall.

Faggot lost his Facebook and had to fight to get it back.
 
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Probably a nicer person to be around too.


He bought Facebook subs and paid a bunch of Arabs to promote his site or something can gave them access to it. They took it from him, turned it into "Cooking with Girl" and had porn all over it if I recall.

Faggot lost his Facebook and had to fight to get it back.
Been around lots of downers for every happy one there is a violent and aggressive who can't be trusted around other downers because they might rape or assault another
 
He is the fattest motherfucker who ever lived. This fat fucking piece of SHIT! I HATE HIM SO MUCH!

Perhaps I'm getting a bit overwrought.
Every person on this site, whether they acknowledge it or not, contains their own conceptualization of the Just A-log Doctrine.
 
"We know that he's paid for Facebook followers (leading to the infamous Cooking With Girl saga) so it's not beyond him to do such a thing."

Oh jeez, what was that all about?
Jack gave admin access to some Bangladeshi scammers who locked Jack out of his community page, renamed it "Cooking With Girl" and started posting porn.

In a live stream he claimed that he was approached by someone he thought was from a reputable LA-based ad agency that wanted to pay him to post ads (I'm not convinced that this was the full story). Jack also claims that he only gave Editor access to the scammer, and that it was a security flaw in Facebook. This is bullshit since Editors cannot change roles in a group, only Admins can. Then men with "Middle Eastern names, you can tell by how they write their name, using like Arabic writing and all that" joined and turned it into a porn page.

The saga starts around page 417 if you want to see it unfold.
 
His stroked out brain is worse than it’s ever been before.
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Edit: There are no locations within hundreds of miles of him. Why does he care about this?
 
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Imagine being trapped in a hospital due to your own poor life choices, salivating over more of your poor life choices. This is no different than a hospitalized alcoholic drooling over what new flavor of vodka Absolut made this week.
 
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Edit: There are no locations within hundreds of miles of him. Why does he care about this?
I better not be ketchup in this barbeque sauce.
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I just don't know how he wasn't able to sell the company for $100,000 with a secret formula like that.
 
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I wonder just what causes that awful gelatinous texture then.
Age I'm assuming. Rob did a review of the sauce a little while ago and it didn't seem too gelatinous then so I'm thinking he got a fresh jar.

Here's the video, sauce at 4:38:
 
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Edit: There are no locations within hundreds of miles of him. Why does he care about this?
He cares because he's a stroked out fat retard who uses ads from food places the same way a coomer uses porn. He probably thinks those meatballs are super big and he wants to hork it down now.

Meanwhile that sandwich looks like it'd taste like shit IMO; it looks cheap and nasty even as a promo. A testament to Jack's desperate hope for quantity over quality and his sense of taste being so dead he regularly needs 9x your daily dose of salt to even notice the flavor.
 
Jack gave admin access to some Bangladeshi scammers who locked Jack out of his community page, renamed it "Cooking With Girl" and started posting porn.

In a live stream he claimed that he was approached by someone he thought was from a reputable LA-based ad agency that wanted to pay him to post ads (I'm not convinced that this was the full story). Jack also claims that he only gave Editor access to the scammer, and that it was a security flaw in Facebook. This is bullshit since Editors cannot change roles in a group, only Admins can. Then men with "Middle Eastern names, you can tell by how they write their name, using like Arabic writing and all that" joined and turned it into a porn page.

The saga starts around page 417 if you want to see it unfold.
HAHAHAH. That's gold

The downs guy has both arms too
 
Imagine being trapped in a hospital due to your own poor life choices, salivating over more of your poor life choices. This is no different than a hospitalized alcoholic drooling over what new flavor of vodka Absolut made this week.
The picture he posted of those awful looking mushrooms he had Tammy smuggle into the hospital reminded me of an episode of Intervention where an alkie who was in a hospital started drinking the hand sanitizer in the room to try and catch a buzz. Truly pathetic.
 
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