💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Counterfeit Obol said:
Given that the site we're on was teetering on the brink of being shut down a few months ago, along with other threats to both it and the Internet as a whole, it's easy to see why Jersh would be a little snappy.
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Also, a victim of fake pedo accusations will naturally hate it when others are falsely accused.
 
There’s enough provable shit to laugh at regarding Pat without involving side characters here. The larger Patosphere (he’s fat) can be enjoyed at the other forums while this thread stays focused on Patso :)

By the way, has anyone gone to prison for felony calling someone fat? Trying to keep track for posterity.
 
Null said:
damn this is so funny. accusing random people of hoarding child rape and torture porn is hilarious, and not at all the behaviors of deranged people worse than patrick.
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Not circus, not our monkeys, not our problem.

SFWA are an especially ghoulish gaggle of chomos and enablers. I'm not encouraging OnA shenanigans, but I am saying do not feel bad for SFWA.
 
Null said:
damn this is so funny. accusing random people of hoarding child rape and torture porn is hilarious, and not at all the behaviors of deranged people worse than patrick.
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Null said:
If there is, they should probably just contact LEO instead of posting on a webforum for points over a fat retarded hog.

"haha we have evidence of a pedo sadist hoarding child porn but we're going to give him a heads up and allow him time to clean his tracks so we can bully Tomlinson more!!!"
t. the smartest OnA a-log

This will accomplish nothing because they're too retarded and because they're so retarded it's probably safe to assume they're all full of shit.
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Hey Josh, I'll let Josiah and SpaceEdge over at OnAForums know they should run any future comedy bit ideas by you first. I know they would hate to offend your delicate sensibilities.

Thin-skinned unfunny faggot.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
You can tell he didn’t take comedy seriously at all. He hadn’t prepared and he thought vomiting tweets out IRL was bound to go down well. He’s always been fucking delusional.
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For real, there is zero timing involved on his part - no waiting beats, no sense of when to begin speaking after the sparse, lacking, polite laughter, I bet he's never recorded himself for pacing or the like. He quarter-asses life.
 
Somerville Dan said:
Hey Josh, I'll let Josiah and SpaceEdge over at OnAForums know they should run any future comedy bit ideas by you first. I know they would hate to offend your delicate sensibilities.

Thin-skinned unfunny faggot.
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With all due respect Somerville Dan, some of us like to follow the piggy antics of the worst sci fi writer and wimpiest actual tough guy on the inter webs, but we don’t have the inside cult knowledge of your radio show to register at your forum.

I am not telling you to bow and submit to Josh, instead, asking you not to annoy him so that he doesn’t lock this thread again.

He doesn’t appreciate some of the winding up of Fatrick and his filthy cohorts, fine.

Please don’t ruin Fatrick fun for others.
 
ShinyStar said:
The reason why Pat's pepperoni can work as a joke isn't because of the claim about what goes on in his basement, it's because of Pat's reaction to it - how he interacts seriously with patently ridiculous accusations
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Wait are you implying he doesn’t make niggeroni

Manul Otocolobus said:
But even Brian Griffin has his rare redeeming moments. Pat has never had a redeeming moment in his entire life. Also, Brian eventually reconnected with his son, and never gave up his parental rights. Furthermore, Brian had one popular book, Fat has never had anything published other than material you would use in an emergency to wipe one's ass. So, Brian Griffin, who fucks ugly, old trannies, actually has a leg up on Fatrick.
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Brian had a high opinion of himself, thinking himself witty, intelligent, better than his peers. But he was always a mid-IQ, euphoric athiest literal dog who was utterly mediocre in talent and output. His redeeming beats would usually come when he would realize for a second that he was utterly average, and he would see himself as what he was, retard Peter Griffin’s pet dog.

Patrick S Tomlinson will never have a moment like that. He can’t even admit he’s fat, that his first wife ceased all contact when she realized she’d have to raise a child with him, that he is mocked and hated by all who cross his path. He is our pet dog.

Broadside said:
a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders (What does this even mean? He's just made up this rivalry in his head)
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Harley riders have contempt for rice rockets, not triumphs. Triumph bikes are for faggy hipster types, like Pat but usually thinner. Most Harley guys like triumphs because they look cool. Why does everything he attempt drip with NOOB
 
Ophelia said:
There’s enough provable shit to laugh at regarding Pat without involving side characters here. The larger Patosphere (he’s fat) can be enjoyed at the other forums while this thread stays focused on Patso :)

By the way, has anyone gone to prison for felony calling someone fat? Trying to keep track for posterity.
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I don't mind bringing the side characters into the discussion when there is something interesting or funny about them & their interactions with Pat. Knowing about Paul Weimar and Dominic Franchetti helps us understand Pat better. But when someone just invents random info and then claims they've made a joke, it's not funny or informative. It's the sort of behavior I would expect from someone whose rotundness has progressed to outright obesity.
 
Null said:
damn this is so funny. accusing random people of hoarding child rape and torture porn is hilarious, and not at all the behaviors of deranged people worse than patrick.
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I hate to let you in on this fact, but every single member of SFWA diddles kids.
 
OK_Cogitator said:
For real, there is zero timing involved on his part - no waiting beats, no sense of when to begin speaking after the sparse, lacking, polite laughter,
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He’s worse at standup than he is at writing.

Can we please stop trying to get the thread locked? It’s too good to lose.
 
Broadside said:
a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders (What does this even mean? He's just made up this rivalry in his head).
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Gay Mouth said:
Harley riders have contempt for rice rockets, not triumphs. Triumph bikes are for faggy hipster types, like Pat but usually thinner. Most Harley guys like triumphs because they look cool. Why does everything he attempt drip with NOOB
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You know, if he did five minutes of research, he would have found out that Indian was still around and they had a long-standing rivalry with Harley to the point where Indian riders would sew the logo onto the back of their pants so they could moon Harley riders with it as they passed. Not that anyone does that anymore, since even the most hardline biker wants to get rid of the "asshole" image.
 
all the meta talk has been very gay and unproductive, kill yourselves

Pig seething & coping about his low engagement, I can't really comment on his likes/RTs but the viewcount feature really hurts his fragile porcine ego I think
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John Wu has been growing fine since Musk's takeover, for example
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flatline Pat hasn't grown organically in ages, only bursts from viral faggy takes
 
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