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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
With all of those idiots and all of those guns there wasn't even one instance of friendly fire. To me that's the real disappointment. It seemed like it was only a matter of time before some troon accidentally culled one of their own. I never get my way.
 
Cereal Experiments Grain said:
With all of those idiots and all of those guns there wasn't even one instance of friendly fire. To me that's the real disappointment. It seemed like it was only a matter of time before some troon accidentally culled one of their own. I never get my way.
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Are you sure there's only alpacas in the death pits? There were quite a few field trannies and I'm not sure we were able to account for all of them.
 
Something's up...
As part of their Patreon [x] perks, the Tranchers promise daily updates (usually a few new pictures of their animals) and a weekly video.
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Shiteater Jen took over managing the Patreon in August 2022, and he was pretty good about keeping on top of the daily updates. He was quite proud of his work.
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However, I just checked and was surprised to see that they haven't posted anything on Patreon in six days. Very unusual & possibly unprecedented for them - even if they're lazy or busy with the move, taking a few photos and uploading them only takes a couple minutes. 🤔 RIP Jen...? 🌈
Most recent update:
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See also: https://www.patreon.com/TenaciousUnicornRanch/posts
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Molly White's Breast Milk said:
Are you sure there's only alpacas in the death pits? There were quite a few field trannies and I'm not sure we were able to account for all of them.
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That's not out of the realm of possibility. Most of these troons could go missing and few would miss them. I could see them accidentally shooting one of the laborers and being dumb enough to think hiding them within the alpaca pile is a bright idea. It could make one hell of an episode on a true crime show.
 
Cereal Experiments Grain said:
With all of those idiots and all of those guns there wasn't even one instance of friendly fire. To me that's the real disappointment. It seemed like it was only a matter of time before some troon accidentally culled one of their own. I never get my way.
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Molly White's Breast Milk said:
Are you sure there's only alpacas in the death pits? There were quite a few field trannies and I'm not sure we were able to account for all of them.
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Cereal Experiments Grain said:
That's not out of the realm of possibility. Most of these troons could go missing and few would miss them. I could see them accidentally shooting one of the laborers and being dumb enough to think hiding them within the alpaca pile is a bright idea. It could make one hell of an episode on a true crime show.
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Can we get an F in chat for @TransgirlTac, the fedposting incel ex-mil field serf who's been missing for a month? What a terrible fate...
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He possibly joined the Tranch in June 2022, but I don't think he actually moved in with them until October/November. He only finished packing up his old apartment in December. Awful timing!
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He presumably served as a field serf (replacing the old ones who Penny banished), and he also ran one of the Tranch's militia accounts on Twitter (@UnicornBDE).
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He really loved fedposting:
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He was also depressed and a borderline-incel:
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LMAO:
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Unrelated, but I thought this was funny:
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Not very #ACAB of him!

@TransgirlTac hasn't had any twitter activity since Jan 5th. Considering how he's a new arrival and isn't part of Penny's polycule, I strongly doubt they'll be bringing him to Penny's parents' house. I wouldn't be surprised if he's already been kicked out... or maybe he's buried in the mass grave! :lol: RIP
 
Is Jen looking for an 'attaboy' simply for doing his fucking job of managing the Patreon beggar's bowl? At this rate he's gonna break his arm, patting himself on the back.
 
Temperance XIV said:
Thanks for posting! You're right that it doesn't look like the Tranch. I'm betting they've been busy hauling their hoard of junk over to Penny's parents' house, and they're just spending the night there - not fully moved out yet.
It's a 3.5 hour drive:
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They still have them, AFAIK. At least seven, maybe more. I know there are five big guard dogs, and two cattle dogs. Paul recently mentioned the guard dogs:
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I'm fully expecting the Tranchers to bring their dogs, cats, and ducks/chickens over to Penny's parents' property. I think the sheep, goats, and most of the alpacas will be rehomed. They'll probably keep Pepe the Vicuna and maybe a couple other alpacas just to show off in photos and pretend like everything's fine.
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Were his parents able to live in reality, that google maps image and time to travel is a countdown to your own doom. Just imagine you had only 3.5 hours left of life where you didn't have to deal with psycho trannies and the smell of never able to heal axe wounds all over the place. I think I just shivered.

Thoughts and prayers
 
Temperance XIV said:
Can we get an F in chat for @TransgirlTac, the fedposting incel ex-mil field serf who's been missing for a month? What a terrible fate...
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I love the neck snapping whiplash of "HUUUR GRRRRRRR MANLY QUEERS SHOOTING FASCISTS AND KILLING THE TRANSPHOBES!" to "Uwu am smol and lonli, why no programmer gf for me?"

They can't help themselves but be men while trying to act (badly) like women.
 
@Onni Kalsarikännit 'sköden...
Humbert Humbert said:
I was considering uploading my KGIU png collection to commemorate this occasion, so thank you for the justification. I can't edit my old megapost with most of them in it, so I guess this is the new megapost. I'm very sad about that, by the way.
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My only request that I humbly ask of all of you is to please try to tag me in whatever abominations you create, so that I may laugh.
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'Stöödis...
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