💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Slur Generator]

Tammy's mom has been posting to Facebook recently:

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Since TN has been getting a lot of ice in the past two days, I think Jack is still currently in the ER/ICU.

He can't stay there much longer can he ? they don't serve raw chicken in the hospital.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Ill throw in my speculation in the mix and im pretty sure Jack is still admitted and probably through the worst of it. Hes most likely being under observation or having some therapy so the staff there have some idea on how much damage this round took on Jack. Its pretty amazing and meme-worthy at this point Jack can just take these health issues that put others in the ground somewhat well but like a well worn reliable beater of a car, its gonna give its last go. Hes pretty fucking lucky to get by this far but with each year that passes and each visit its gonna get worse and worse. I wouldnt be surprised if he lost more function and is just more or less reduced to mumbling "gud" and other nonsense as he lumbers around when its PT time.

With regards to Tammy im sure with some aspect she loves Jack or sees something in him. Fuck she rejected him before and then somehow changed her mind. I would never sympathize with her nor do I think she has any disdain for Jack. Anytime we see her slightly annoyed I might view it as a parent towards their annoying child being a tard. Jack is a fucking strain on humans and society as a whole but Tammy somehow can tolerate it and she pushed Jack to keep his vanity project up so he wouldnt be constantly whining and bitching all the time. Thats how I see it.

 

[Tiresome]

I wouldnt be surprised if he lost more function and is just more or less reduced to mumbling "gud" and other nonsense as he lumbers around when its PT time.

Very optimistic to think Jack would actually indulge in physical therapy if someone isn't forcing him, and we know Tammy won't bother to. This guy refused PT on his right arm because he thought Jesus would heal it, leading to years of one-hand cooking with a dead claw.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Very optimistic to think Jack would actually indulge in physical therapy if someone isn't forcing him, and we know Tammy won't bother to. This guy refused PT on his right arm because he thought Jesus would heal it, leading to years of one-hand cooking with a dead claw.

Inpatient PT is used to badgering lazy boomers and will not hesitate to threaten them orient them to reality (your insurance won't pay for a rehab if you're refusing to participate in physical therapy; do you really want to discharge to long-term care?).

If/when Jack is stable and has reached his new functional baseline, the hospital is not going to let him fart around and tie up a bed while praying for a miracle. Participate in rehab to discharge to SNF, don't participate for LTC (although this usually takes longer for a person's new functional capacity to be officially assessed, their insurance to agree and authorize). Or lie about family support and go home with home health, to later be dumped in the ED for "weakness" that's actually, whoops, a placement request.

The claw is what happens when someone is discharged home, still their own decision-maker, and decides ehh, fuck it. Charitably, "lost to follow-up."

Obviously I don't know WTF is going on with Jack specifically right now. If this isn't another stroke he can shrug off, they're going to have to get away from the "miracle" mindset and do a lot of un-fun talking to DME companies about sit-to-stand lifts and bariatric commodes.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I feel that given the profound lack of online attention-seeking we've gotten from Our Pet Cookcow, either Jack is not awake/cogent enough to communicate meaningfully or Leftie has joined Rightie in that place where all good hocks go.

jack slowly becoming the stephan hawking of youtube food videos and still somehow denying anything is wrong with him or how he cooks food is something i could see happening.

 

[Pig Cups]

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Jesus, look at that bacon glisten.

Can’t afford to lose those nutrients to a paper towel. Jack never forgot the lesson he learned as a child from the pantless transient peering into his bedroom window- that bacon grease keeps the veins nice and lubricated.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=68RobESiy4Q
New JOTG

>That fucking JOTG intro with the pilfered photos upsets me far more than his old one with the Bitmoji that he used without permission. Maybe it’s that ABC Local-ish logo…

>Gotta love his typical mushbrainedness:
-He doesn’t do his research (being unable to say if the place is in Hendersonville/Rivergate/Goodlettsville, and telling the viewer to look it up themselves before Tammy snorts(?), making Jack correct himself to say he’ll *try* to include it onscreen).
-He mispronounces the names of the dishes before and after the meal.
-He needs Tammy to confirm the dishes ordered and prices while he addresses the viewer.
-“Goat COREY.”
-A+ rating because it was maximum slop for cheap. The Onion Bhaji was probably a deciding factor.

>That F As In Frank ad with the audio equipment plug at the end makes me laugh. It makes it seem like Jack is really invested in getting that going again because, as an older man, he probably sees the show as an opportunity to pontificate like a sage and share his elderly wisdom. It’s almost like he wants to phase out the cooking show and settle into something more comfortable and cerebral in the emeritus years of his “career” as an “influencer.”

I'm completely at a loss as to what the fuck thin, disgusting liquid he's pouring on top of it and WHY???

That's a "glaze" he made from Gentleman Jack Daniel's whiskey that he didn't reduce at all.

I thought it was fucking AU JUS .

 

[Tiresome]

jack slowly becoming the stephan hawking of youtube food videos and still somehow denying anything is wrong with him or how he cooks food is something i could see happening.

Oh lord I hope there's some sort of reverse TTS issue with Jack and he's still trying to cook in his rolly-puff while a very cultured British accent emerges from his vocoder.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Is it me or does Jack have terrible knife skills when he is trying to pass himself off as a semi-professional chef.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Is it me or does Jack have terrible knife skills when he is trying to pass himself off as a semi-professional chef.

He does, which is why him owning 30 knife sets is even more of a joke. People on here surmised (and I would agree) that if the video doesn't acutally show Jack cutting, it's Tammy doing the prep.

 

[smug comporon]

Is it me or does Jack have terrible knife skills when he is trying to pass himself off as a semi-professional chef.

Jack can't have good knife skills even if he wanted to. One arm doesn't work and the other is inhibited by how much of a fat cunt he is.

 

[ZipDisk]

Half of the ingredients look like melted plastic

When Jack had two arms, melted plastic was a regular feature in Jack food. He'd overcook half the dish on the stove, then microwave the rest in a plastic bag. He ENJOYED that flavor. Once the arm was gone, Tammy stopped letting him do that.

it's Tammy doing the prep.

You're god damn right.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Jack can't have good knife skills even if he wanted to. One arm doesn't work and the other is inhibited by how much of a fat cunt he is.

His skills were nothing to write home about even back when he was still fully armed.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

People like Jack and his family who refuse to take proper medications and make lifestyle changes because they believe Jesus is looking out for them (unlike worldly corrupt doctors) are almost always the ones asking the ICU doctors to do "everything" even if it means keeping a corpse with no brain activity alive on the ventilator for weeks to months. Nobody wants to remove the breathing tube to give Jesus a chance to save their loved one.

 

[Generic Retard]

Ill throw in my speculation in the mix and im pretty sure Jack is still admitted and probably through the worst of it. Hes most likely being under observation or having some therapy so the staff there have some idea on how much damage this round took on Jack. Its pretty amazing and meme-worthy at this point Jack can just take these health issues that put others in the ground somewhat well but like a well worn reliable beater of a car, its gonna give its last go. Hes pretty fucking lucky to get by this far but with each year that passes and each visit its gonna get worse and worse. I wouldnt be surprised if he lost more function and is just more or less reduced to mumbling "gud" and other nonsense as he lumbers around when its PT time.

Yeah, they keep heart attack and stroke victims in the ICU for quite a bit of time, even if the situation has been addressed immediately and no clots remain.
Another thing would be a hemorrhaging stroke. For all the plugged artery strokes and heart attacks they just keep them in the ICU for anticoagulant therapy and monitoring.
So he is probably going to make it, if he doesn't die from something else in the hospital.

 

[Electric Mortar & Pestle]

People like Jack and his family who refuse to take proper medications and make lifestyle changes because they believe Jesus is looking out for them (unlike worldly corrupt doctors) are almost always the ones asking the ICU doctors to do "everything" even if it means keeping a corpse with no brain activity alive on the ventilator for weeks to months. Nobody wants to remove the breathing tube to give Jesus a chance to save their loved one.

But what are they supposed to do if they have had decades of no brain activity?

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

People like Jack and his family who refuse to take proper medications and make lifestyle changes because they believe Jesus is looking out for them (unlike worldly corrupt doctors) are almost always the ones asking the ICU doctors to do "everything" even if it means keeping a corpse with no brain activity alive on the ventilator for weeks to months. Nobody wants to remove the breathing tube to give Jesus a chance to save their loved one.

It's even worse because according to the Bible that's essentially either tempting God or being very ungrateful.

You're born in a first-world country, as part of a generation/demographic that has the money to access adequate healthcare. Yet you would spit on that gift from God? It's one thing to not want something like stem cell therapy based on religious grounds, it's entirely different to disown the entire medical practice because you're doing the equivalent of jumping off the roof of the Temple when Satan tells you to because God will catch you on your way down, which is something that Jesus strictly condemned by quoting "you shall not test the Lord, your God".

But when Jesus heard this, He said, “It is not those who are healthy who need a physician, but those who are sick. - Matthew 9:12, emphasis mine

 

[alawital]

Yeah, they keep heart attack and stroke victims in the ICU for quite a bit of time, even if the situation has been addressed immediately and no clots remain.
Another thing would be a hemorrhaging stroke. For all the plugged artery strokes and heart attacks they just keep them in the ICU for anticoagulant therapy and monitoring.
So he is probably going to make it, if he doesn't die from something else in the hospital.

You think this retard wouldn't try to leave as quickly as possible if he was awake and conscious?

Fat bitch admits to rejecting medical care freshly post stroke (blog post)
IF he was not currently a vegetable, he would have done anything to get out of there ASAP and film the next Fat On The Go.

 

[densedance]

You think this retard wouldn't try to leave as quickly as possible if he was awake and conscious?
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Fat bitch admits to rejecting medical care freshly post stroke (blog post)
IF he was not currently a vegetable, he would have done anything to get out of there ASAP and film the next Fat On The Go.

I seriously fucking tought that the Scalfattis brought out some News or a Statement at least due his current unknown state.
Just saw it at the second glimpse that's it's from '08

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He mispronounces the names of the dishes before and after the meal.

That's just par for the course with this uneducated faggot. He mispronounces just about any word that isn't English and even then he tends to mushbrain them around.

Is it me or does Jack have terrible knife skills when he is trying to pass himself off as a semi-professional chef.

Oh no, we've commented on that many times in the past. He hacks at foods with his knife, cuts the pieces unevenly and doesn't have the patience to let the food cook properly because he wants to eat as soon as possible.

Jack can't have good knife skills even if he wanted to. One arm doesn't work and the other is inhibited by how much of a fat cunt he is.

Even before then his knife skills sucked. They've just gotten worse now.

I mean this is him cutting "thin" slices of beef for pho. It's also him totally butchering the recipe.

And here he is cutting onions thick for a French Onion Soup. Those things need to be a lot thinner so they caramelize easily.

 

[Pig Cups]

You think this retard wouldn't try to leave as quickly as possible if he was awake and conscious?
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Fat bitch admits to rejecting medical care freshly post stroke (blog post)
IF he was not currently a vegetable, he would have done anything to get out of there ASAP and film the next Fat On The Go.

I wonder what Jack’s BP numbers are…
155/90?
248/134, like Charlie in The Whale?

I seriously fucking tought that the Scalfattis brought out some News or a Statement at least due his current unknown state.

The fact that they (read: Tammy and Jack) haven’t done so* has me thinking that the situation is pretty grim, so they’re keeping quiet because they “want their privacy.” Only problem is that Jack pissed that away by putting himself in the public eye. While they may have us in mind in their decision to be less than forthcoming with news about Jack, they could just be wanting to shield themselves from the disapproving stares from more local acquaintances/church congregants. And the reason why I think they haven’t issued anything to refute Garrett and Cali is because it’s, again, an irreversibly shitty situation that will soon be un-concealable. Either they know there’s no use in lying further, or they’re too stressed and busy to worry about it. Or, if Tammy’s not following this thread/FB, she might not even know that multiple relatives have already spilled most of the beans. I think she knows, so that may be why she’s not pulling that “all is well” puppetry anymore.

*And no, those two FaceBook updates don’t count…it’s obvious those are bullshit.

I like to picture Garrett, upon getting the news from Cali (and knowing of this thread), decides to troll Tammy and Jack by throwing the information out publicly, then sitting back to enjoy the vitriol when the information inevitably finds its way here. Almost as if to go “Haha, let’s see what kind of fun those KF douchebags have with this.”