Containment What If?

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What if Chris was possessed by the Evil Dead?

"I'll swallow your semen!"
 
What if people got in an uproar about all these leaked pictures, videos and emails of Chris like they did for the celebrities of the Fappening?
 
Garfieldchu said:
What if people got in an uproar about all these leaked pictures, videos and emails of Chris like they did for the celebrities of the Fappening?
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There would be an initial outcry about the abuse of an innocent autistic man followed by the slow climb down and subtle backpedaling that's characteristic of knee jerk reactions without all the facts.
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris met the real Shigeru Miyamoto?
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He'd say something racist in an attempt to endear himself. Like telling him that America has forgiven Japan for making America nuke them or something. Then he'd wonder why Nintendo won't make his Spergemon game.
 
What if Chris defied biology and succeeded at changing into a woman and impregnating herself with the frozen sperm samples (but had a boy instead of Crystal), so she traveled back in time and left the baby on the doorstep of 14 BLC on February 24, 1982?
 
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What if Chris was given a choice between a cure for his Autism, a chance to turn him into a True & Honest woman, or a lifetime supply of Legos and Vidya?
 
Vault Boy said:
What if Chris was given a choice between a cure for his Autism, a chance to turn him into a True & Honest woman, or a lifetime supply of Legos and Vidya?
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You really need to ask that question? Only one of those options provides instant gratification.
 
What if Sega started giving a fuck about insifigant shit and sent Chris a cease and desist for Sonichu.
Would he ignore it? Comply? Fight a losing battle in the courts to prove it's "fair use"?
 
Manly-Chicken said:
What if Sega started giving a fuck about insifigant shit and sent Chris a cease and desist for Sonichu.
Would he ignore it? Comply? Fight a losing battle in the courts to prove it's "fair use"?
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He'd just dismiss the C&D as a troll letter since the real Sega cares greatly about Sonichu.
What if Chris became friends with Beavis and Butthead?
 
Somari1996 said:
He'd just dismiss the C&D as a troll letter since the real Sega cares greatly about Sonichu.
What if Chris became friends with Beavis and Butthead?
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I answered this a year ago, but I think it still works.

MrJakeTerror said:
Now this is a tough one. I would guess neither party would interact as neither of them benefit the other . Beavis and Butthead are teenage boys whose social skills, poor hygiene and choices of recreational activities prevent them from ever getting china. Whereas Chris-Chan can't score with babes despite having an abundance of Gal Pals, is an adult that more than likely won't get them beer, and has a basic/not so great taste in music. If they were to interact, Chris would try to lecture them on bull that's probably only important to himself until Butthead proclaims that this guy sucks and walks off with Beavis to get Nachos.
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