💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

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maguyver16 said:
Sam also tends to drag on a joke for too long, without the ability to continue it in a way that doesn't wear out it's welcome. Like, he'll say "lol make me a sandwich" and then he'll repeat that phrase or something like it for four minutes longer than the joke really needs to be.

Brevity is the soul of wit, Mr. Hyde.
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This is part of why, despite hating Sam, I hope that they make World Peace 2, because the format encourages a lot of his worst tendencies, especially dragging out a mediocre joke long beyond its lifespan.

I expect that seeing what Sam makes when he takes something serious without those damn (((executives))) stifling his vision will take some of the bloom off the rose
 
to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand sam hyde
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Orange Rhymer said:
LOOL
Ian's morals wasn't the only thing he found hard when thinking about Dani.
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'But, the first day was super hard for him because (he saw Dani)...umm, that like took over his mind. Like, a lot more than people realise...It was like 'morally' very hard for him, ahh super hard...He couldn't think about anything else really.'
 
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anustart76 said:
His streams are really boring,
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His streams are just Dear Abby for men. He clearly doesn't give a shit but it's easy easy money from losers who want him to be their daddy. He got $700 yesterday from a Saudi manlet asking about lifting weights or some shit. I'll put him on in the background but Nick's scuffed realtor was a really, really good idea and I could see it opening more doors for him.
 
I can’t blame both Sam and Nick making easy as fuck paper for future work by doing boring streams

Also that dumb fucking skank with her dad’s ancient muzzie wisdom parables on why icuckzzz should avoid Sam and the lie about getting emails about how good Ian’s retarded dissertation on missing the point saved them from the alt right pipeline is so fucking embarrassing.
 
PeggieBigCock said:
Despotism of Freddy being a Skull & Bones Yale faggot discredits this shit immediately even if it’s not a fake gay meme
*nepotism is also applicable
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With Hyde’s whole schtick I took this to be him making fun of the institution. What kind of asshole would take the time and money to be a certified genius in a society of other certified geniuses? inb4 peggie trips over themself to say “this asshole” Just be a genius and use that in life, instead of as a vanity point
 
Have you seen Mensa as of late?
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Do these look like intelligent people?
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I'm pretty sure it's really easy to get in if you at least have an IQ of 80.
 
Jet's the only member of the zoomer crew who isn't retarded, he's even pretty likable and funny sometimes. The superchat reading is a problem for every streamer, either you interrupt what's going on to acknowledge donators, or you have to add another 1.5 hours at the end of the stream.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
Have you seen Mensa as of late?
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Do these look like intelligent people?
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I'm pretty sure it's really easy to get in if you at least have an IQ of 80.
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In the clip where he talked about MENSA he said the monthly newsletter is basically just reddit moderators telling readers to wear a mask and get vaccinated using as many big words as possible.

I had always heard it was mostly nerds debating about Star Trek in depth. I wouldn't be surprised if there was some push to add more female and black representation to the org which caused them to lower their acceptance standards in recent years.
 
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My big question is why is Sam being unblacklisted on the internet? What changed, or what did he do, to not be banned everywhere he pops up? He used to be persona non grata, kill on sight on the internet, and now he has openly monetized channels on YouTube. Did he just become too big to bully for the tech companies, or too tiresome to quash? He has been a much gooder boy these past few years
 
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