Read This If You Buy Corn Dogs - Corn Dog PSA

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

My local grocery store used to carry two types of State Fair corndogs. One was in a mostly blue box with some yellow, and the other was in a mostly yellow box with some blue. They tasted nearly identical. One type was fine to eat, and the other type gave me explosive diarrhea every single time I ate one. I'm a moron, so I could never remember which was which when I went to buy a new box. After maybe the third time picking the wrong box, I stopped eating corndogs altogether. Haven't had one in ten years. Every time I see someone eating a corndog, I imagine they're playing Russian roulette with their colon.

Here's a handy helping thing to remember. Just don't remember both of them because then you're back at the starting point.
If the box is mostly yellow, your insides gonna bellow
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If the box is mostly blue, you'll be running to the loo

 

[TomServo]

Wienerschnitzel makes the best corndog I've ever eaten.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I never ate a single corn dog in all my life. It's just not a thing around here.

Spoiler

;-;

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

pretty much the only time I get corn dogs is when I'm buying a pack of cheap frozen shit to eat at work
hot dog joint near my job had corndogs like, once. they made them fresh in a deep fryer with batter and really good hot dogs
shit was great

 

[DankSmoker]

Corn dogs in an air fryer is a game changer.

I find it's still better to microwave them a little before throwing them in the air fryer or oven. It's no fun biting into a cold hotdog.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Corn dogs are DEGENERATE
If you have a HOT DOG you slather that shit in CHILI SAUCE and serve it as SKYLINE

 

[DankSmoker]

Corn dogs are DEGENERATE
If you have a HOT DOG you slather that shit in CHILI SAUCE and serve it as SKYLINE

Cinncinati chili is for foreigners. They put that shit on  Italian noodles. You probably sip some pinot nigore

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Cinncinati chili is for foreigners. They put that shit on  Italian noodles. You probably sip some pinot nigore

The only wine I drink is cheap cabernet sauvignon out of big four liter jugs

 

[DankSmoker]

The only wine I drink is cheap cabernet sauvignon out of big four liter jugs

You dont have to debase yourself with the wine culture no one cares about. You will never be a corndog connoisseur.

 

[Super Guido]

I never ate a single corn dog in all my life. It's just not a thing around here.

Spoiler

;-;

Do you at least have the ingredients you would need to make them at home?

https://natashaskitchen.com/corn-dogs-recipe/

 

[Cats]

pinot nigore

lol peanut nigger

 

[RussianParasite]

That’s it, I’m making corn dogs tonight from scratch. If I gain weight I blame all of you and your seductive corn dog talk.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Ive only had one corndog and it was very very tasty.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Hotdogs are gross as fuck. No thanks.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

learning that you could take brats and other 'high class hot dogs' and throw them in the microwave in a paper towel for 30 seconds was a game changer

also people who eat cold hot dogs are weird af

 

[DankSmoker]

learning that you could take brats and other 'high class hot dogs' and throw them in the microwave in a paper towel for 30 seconds was a game changer

also people who eat cold hot dogs are weird af

I shamefully have to admit that I would eat cold hotdogs as a kid because I didn't know how to cook and didn't want to bother anyone.

 

[Banana Hammock]

I tried Bar S a while back. State Fair>>>>>>Bar S.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

You dont have to debase yourself with the wine culture no one cares about. You will never be a corndog connoisseur.

Bruh there's no culture at all in what I do. it's pure alcoholic "what's the cheapest way to get drunk" calculation. If they made Great Value wine I'd guzzle that, but for now I have to settle for Carlo Rossi.

 

[DankSmoker]

Bruh there's no culture at all in what I do. it's pure alcoholic "what's the cheapest way to get drunk" calculation. If they made Great Value wine I'd guzzle that, but for now I have to settle for Carlo Rossi.

Winemaking kits are real cheap, you can have gallons of wine and much less risk of fucking it up compared to other booze.

 

[Barry McKockner]

I tried Bar S a while back. State Fair>>>>>>Bar S.

I've always done bar s because I love their hotdogs. Guess I'll have to try state fair next time.