🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

The Ralphamale takes no prisoners with the Kiwis. Also, hi Ralph!

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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

So what do you guys wanna make Ralph do next?

I want to see him tased, more than once, by more than one cop, till he shits himself. On livestream. While he’s holding his selfie stick that he can’t let go of because of the voltage.

 

[Popper Whiting]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KIWISISTERS I CANT I CANT BREED
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This is turning out to be a glorious shit show. He's spent his whole life with an autistic Rome fixation (jcaesar for example) and he finally gets to the place where he can truly tism jism to all the Rome stuff he wants and he's spending all his time arguing with us, which is what the majority here want him to do.
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For fuck's sake if I was in Rome this isn't the forum I'd be spending my time looking at.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Italy has always been on Amanda's bucket list, right next to Japan. Wish I could say I'm happy for her, but I don't think this is quite the dream vacation she had always wanted. She looks and sounds too exhausted both physically and mentally to really be enjoying herself over there.

Lol. If you gain internet clout in the next couple months, you could be the long-unrequited rebound.

The gunt in Japan would be eminently watchable.

 

[Freeman]

So how did you spend your honeymoon Ralph?
Oh you spent it trying to convince a forum that your 2 week marriage wasn't falling apart? That's nice.

 

[Um...]

Poor Rozy. @John Andrews Stan was right to believe May would never show any maternal instinct and would drag an infant through this three day shitshow

She has no alternative though. There is no family, friend or relative they could leave the poor kid with. They have NO ONE. That’s the sad part.

 

[The Ancestor]

Can’t believe Ralph would go low as to take that whore back

 

[Bunny Tracks]

HORSE STATUS:
WRANGLED AND BUCK MARE BROKEN

Literally broke her like this is fucking Red Dead Redemption.

She gets what she fucking deserves.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ralph's too fat to ride a motorcycle, and he's too poor to do it right. He can't get a dinky rice rocket, it'd have to be Harley, and then he'd have to get custom Killstream leather suit. Way too expensive for his poor ass, he's more suited to a mobility scooter.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

The Ralphamale takes no prisoners with the Kiwis. Also, hi Ralph!
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I dunno what he’s bragging about, he still is a fag

 

[SpergioLeonne]

She has no alternative though. There is no family, friend or relative they could leave the poor kid with. They have NO ONE. That’s the sad part.

The sad SAD part is her dad was still willing to rescue her.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

This is as close as Ralph’ll get to The Sopranos. Che vergogna.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ralph married this lmao
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Theory: With his fucked up eyes Ralph's vision is distorted enough that Meigh genuinely looks attractive to him.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I dunno what he’s bragging about, he still is a fag

And his gunt is still bifurcated, and he still has court for the rest of his life

 

[None More Black]

congratulations ralph, you made me think even less of your wife than i already did

 

[TyrasGuard]

Ralph married this lmao
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That's actually one of the most flattering pictures I've seen of her.

If Ralph buck broke his horse, would that make him the new Mr. Hands?

 

[TJBirish]

Not to piss in your beer, and your celebration of this legendary moment of making gunt take a selfie on vacation. But this thread is technically over now right? Or at least put on hold.

Fuck off Ralph

 

[Shakespeare]

The Ralphamale takes no prisoners with the Kiwis. Also, hi Ralph!

Is he really spending his vacation in Rome reading KiwiFarms?

 

[Xenomorph]

Meigh you deserve every bit of shit he gives you, fuck you.

Feel bad for the lil one though..

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

GOD KING NULL WAS WRONG IT WAS ALL KEYFABE I CANT DILATE ANYMORE KIWISISTERS
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I'm sitting here entertained off my ass by all the fun posts here, meanwhile Ralph is like "I sure owned you ayy lawgs now"

Ralph I would be so owned if you called Pantsu a whore again and got kicked off another flight.