MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[Ariel]

Lol, someone has been circulating instructions on making a chlorine bomb claiming that it will make a "Bernie Sanders Glowstick".
If you're dumb enough to fall for that, frankly you kind of deserve to get gassed. It'll help clean out the gene pool.

That's a great idea!

 

[Joan Nyan]

Eh, contrary to the opinion on reddit, the polls show something like three-quarters of Sander's supporters are completely fine with Clinton being the nominee, they just prefer Sanders, so there's no harm in voting for him--it's not like Bernie can come back and take the pledged delegate lead at this point, he's picking up roughly 1-2% of the delegates he needs to get out of his deficit and edge out Clinton. Short of her suddenly getting indicted, or getting Sirhan Sirhan'd, it's over.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

 

[XYZpdq]

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I wouldn't be so sure about that.

wow it's almost as though a lot of people don't like Hilary Clinton or something

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

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I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Nah, that's just West Virginia. It's technically a blue state because Democrats outnumber Republicans so much, but it's gone overwhelmingly Republican in the past 4 presidential elections.

Also, Hillary said some shit about getting rid of coal, which is political suicide there.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Regardless of your feelings on Trump, can I please assume that we're all sick of shit like this being plastered over the news?

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[Cosmos]

 

[AN/ALR56]

Took 14 years for us to kick socialism out.
I hope America doesn't make the same mistake.

 

[Hyperion]

Apparently Paul Ryan, Donald Trump and other radical homosexuals are trying to repair the party

As expected all Republicans are lining up to suck off Trump.
Great integrity you shit birds

As a Democrat I feel very good to see my opposition debase themselves like this. Squeal and oink

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

As expected all Republicans are lining up to suck off Trump.

Think one of them will spill the beans and finally let us know if the carpets match the horrible, horrible drapes?

 

[*Asterisk*]

Think one of them will spill the beans and finally let us know if the carpets match the horrible, horrible drapes?

He has two ex-wives. At least one of them has to've done so already.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

I refuse to believe the person who made that didn't know exactly what they were doing. It's just too perfect.

 

[Pikimon]

Took 14 years for us to kick socialism out.
I hope America doesn't make the same mistake.

You mean bad socialism like healthcare, education and national parks, or good socialism like border walls, the military and subsidies?

 

[kobebyarlant]

I refuse to believe the person who made that didn't know exactly what they were doing. It's just too perfect.

It's almost like having unpaid interns writing the tweets seen by the entire world might one day backfire.

 

[Lackadaisy]

It's almost like having unpaid interns writing the tweets seen by the entire world might one day backfire.

The best part of being an intern is using social media accounts to pull stunts like this. Bonus points if your pop culture-illiterate boss congratulates you for it.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

He has two ex-wives. At least one of them has to've done so already.

Last I heard, Ivanna & Marla have stated they are totally fine with the idea of their ex-husband being President.

Why wouldnt they? Their own children are among the Majestics.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Last I heard, Ivanna & Marla have stated they are totally fine with the idea of their ex-husband being President.

Why wouldnt they? Their own children are among the Majestics.

Not all ex wives hate their ex husbands. Particularly someone as mature as Trump would likely get along well with his ex wives

 

[Joan Nyan]

You mean bad socialism like healthcare, education and national parks, or good socialism like border walls, the military and subsidies?

The wall is being paid for by Mexico.

 

[melty]

The wall is being paid for by Mexico.

Why stop there? I don't see why we can't just get Mexico to pay for everything.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

The wall is being paid for by Mexico.

Trump is cutting military spending to spend more on social programs for real americans as opposed to immigrants and simultaneously reduce american debt

 

[*Asterisk*]

Why debate any of this?

Just do what I do and assume he'll fail to deliver on all but the nastiest things he'll have the powers to carry out.