Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

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White-Kettle Shufflepunk said:
Ari and Jazz honestly look pretty alike. It's what makes photos of them together so jarring. Ari has many of the same features as Jazz, but is an actual woman. Put it this way, Ari looks like how I imagine Jeanette expected Jazz to turn out.
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She has a lot of Ari’s features combined with the thin hair/balding of the twins.

And a build like a goddamn fridge, something Sanders and Griffen doesn’t have and are probably jealous of.

He’s truly cursed generically. Built like a brick shithouse with that tiny little head with feminine features.

Could have been a handsome dude.
 
Today, instead of “retarded Golden Retriever Sander” (normal Sander), we have super serial Sander…..brace yourselves people…..
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The folded arms, the squared jaw, the lack of the confused “ima nice guy tho” eyebrows….this guy means business, and we better not make jokes!

I’d hate to get a stern talking-to from that guy….
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AND HE STILL HAS A SHIRT ON!!!!
🎶May the circle remain unbroken🎶
 
Unabomber Eleven said:
Today, instead of “retarded Golden Retriever Sander” (normal Sander), we have super serial Sander…..brace yourselves people…..
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The folded arms, the squared jaw, the lack of the confused “ima nice guy tho” eyebrows….this guy means business, and we better not make jokes!

I’d hate to get a stern talking-to from that guy….
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AND HE STILL HAS A SHIRT ON!!!!
🎶May the circle remain unbroken🎶
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He was “taken aback”… What surprised and shocked Sanders so?


Personally I’m taken aback at his poor English skills.

Which seem to confirm my theory that Sanders was dropped on the head as an infant, is the dumbest kid in a middle class family that’s all about achievement and hides his lack of intellect and accomplishment by LARPing online as an “activist”.


I’d hate to get a stern talking-to from that guy….
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Sanders is the kind of guy who’d hear you talk about how much you detest niggers and kikes and either nod along or slink away hoping not to get noticed…

And then jump on Social Media as soon as he gets home with a long winded story about how WILL NOT tolerate bigotry, and how he set that racist straight and how his allyship almost got him into fisticuffs.
 
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AssignedEva said:
A very short lived "relationship" with Jazz could work with a zoomer who bangs on about being asexual. No need to go near the amhole, would be a great teachable moment for TLC about yet another identity, and it could even provide a story arc where Jazz discovers she's not pansexual but a panromantic demi-grey-asexual or whatever and that's why her nerves never woke up.

Although I maintain a moderately attractive non binary woman with blue hair would have a much easier mark in Sander because being non binary means he could come out as not straight and simultaneously escape the threat of being pimped out to BBC by entering into a queer relationship with an enby.
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Sander is too close to the radiation. He may appear to be semi-normal on the outside but he is forever ruined internally. Your own parents mutilating one of your siblings. Imagine what that does to you. Also feeling like you don't belong and don't deserve attention because you're not enough of a freak.

It would be very interesting for the TLC handlers for an enby arc, but my guess is he'll just fall into a boring cycle of alcohol, random pain pills, probably fentanyl and maybe oxy. Standard hollywood overdose. You have money to keep the drugs flowing and parents to bail you out so you never hit bottom.

Side musing, it disgusts me how the popular craze for attention-seeking girls is to go full whackjob and pretend they're not women. How we got to this point and how to prevent it for ten thousand years. Honestly, trooning out and the enby bullshit is literally going goth. Feeling uncomfortable? Yep deny biological reality! Peers will cheer you on. Cut your tits off before you change your mind. What could possibly go wrong.
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
I think a lot of the parental desire for a trans kid happens because of the notion that it's sort of a rebirth.

You almost never see the Jennings style "push trans on your kid" thing from parents who are planning on having additional kids. It always happens after a family has their last baby. The trooned child isn't always youngest, but the youngest has been born by the time the troonout is announced.

We have a big thing in our culture about pregnancy announcements, gender reveals, name announcements, etc. Combine that with the natural, evolutionary sadness women frequently feel about the end of their childbearing chapter of life, and you have a recipe for women who can't or won't have another baby but still feel a deep desire to experience it all again.

You see some parents of teens who transition say that it's like their child has been replaced, like their child died and this new one took over in their stead, and they grieve the loss. But the Jennings and other similar families feel good about this replacement: Look. a new shiny kid! Let me tell all those pregnant bitches on Facebook and Insta all about their new gender and new name and take new family photos with new special clothes to commemorate how we're changing and growing as a family!

A normal person would be horrified and sad if their 7 year old dog was gone one morning, replaced by a puppy. But we all know someone who would be happy and take a hundred photos of the new puppy and never mention the other dog again, because the novelty is more important than their loyal, boring companion. That's the kind of person who pushes their kid to troonery, complete with media circus.

Jazz was like having a fifth baby. A new gender, a new name announcement, and every transformative surgery its own party and cake and celebration. But now it turns out the fifth baby is a fat girl in a muumuu who writes bad poetry about rainbows and makes ugly craft art.

The Jennings dedicated a lot of time to the Jazz project. Imagine, if they'd applied that time well, how much better a start in life all their children could have had. They threw away the future of their kids in the hope of making them "influencers" in the queer freak show scene.
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Incredibly insightful! Keeping the freakshow gravy train rolling. "Please TLC, keep exploiting our family. Whatever we can do to be like the kardashian whores. Sex tapes of our kids? we'll get right on that!!!!"
 
I don't think Jeannette would have cast Gay!Jazz into the outer darkness.

My armchair psychologizing says it's much closer to Munchausen's by proxy, where Troon!Jazz needs constant handling and hugboxing and it lets Jeanette get attention but it also gives her meaning and purpose.

Greg has a job, (most of?) the kids are expected to have jobs, but Jeanette's "job" is being a troon mom.

Like if Jazz was a basic bitch gay kid, the family would be very different today. And Jeanette would probably be in and out of rehab, and no I can't provide any evidence for that other than she seems like the type who wouldn't do something useful like volunteering but rather fall into being a drunk and taking pills.
 
Fapcop said:
Which seem to confirm my theory that Sanders was dropped on the head as an infant, is the dumbest kid in a middle class family that’s all about achievement and hides his lack of intellect and accomplishment by LARPing online as an “activist”.
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Wasn't that discussed in one of the episodes? Not that Sander was dropped on his head, but that, during the pregnancy, the twins had "twin to twin transfusion syndrome" and baby Griffen took more than his share of the placental nutrients. So yes, brain damage.
 
Julius Rosa said:
Wasn't that discussed in one of the episodes? Not that Sander was dropped on his head, but that, during the pregnancy, the twins had "twin to twin transfusion syndrome" and baby Griffen took more than his share of the placental nutrients. So yes, brain damage.
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Would definetely explain why Griffen is going to law school, while Sanders needed to mommy and daddy to pay for a “masters degree” to figure out how TikTok works.
 
Fapcop said:
Then how do you explain Ari vs Sanders, Griffen and Jaron?!

Did Greg mix bleach with his semen?! Or just straight up take a shit into Jeanette’s vagina?
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The roulette wheel of genetics can be a harsh mistress. These two are twins, for example:
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But on top of that, Ari is a woman (genetics that can look good on a girl can look bad on a man) and she also seems to take care of herself.

Ari is butter cop while Sander's attempt at improving his nutrition was "eat an entire plate of plain arugula with every meal for a month" (which he failed after a week and a half).

Ari is seemingly the only one who cleans the house so probably is hygienic and therefore has a skincare routine, while Sander clearly doesn't wear sunblock.

Ari is studying a serious degree so is probably fairly temperate, while Sander dicks around all day on TikTok and appears to drink a lot.

Most importantly, Ari is the least involved in the show and is pretty removed from much of the family dynamic most of the time, while Sander is right in the centre with all the Jeanette Narc stress and Jazz cognitive dissonance that involves.

Taking care of herself is why Ari looks fine. Not taking care of himself is why Sander has aged like this since 2018 (L-R 2018, 2019, 2020 then 2021, 2022 and a few days ago).
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As a reminder, this man is 24.

Edit: more succinctly, if he'd taken care of himself and distanced himself from that toxic family then he could have aged like this:
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which I'm pretty sure is what he still thinks he looks like, but still. Maybe his hairline would have even hung around a bit longer.
 
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Terminal soyface.

There's a whole soyface thread that I am too lazy to link right now, but on Sander it looks more like a fear expression than a happy expression.

am ally, plz no crush under massive man-knockers
 
Unabomber Eleven said:
Today, instead of “retarded Golden Retriever Sander” (normal Sander), we have super serial Sander…..brace yourselves people…..
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The folded arms, the squared jaw, the lack of the confused “ima nice guy tho” eyebrows….this guy means business, and we better not make jokes!

I’d hate to get a stern talking-to from that guy….
:story:


AND HE STILL HAS A SHIRT ON!!!!
🎶May the circle remain unbroken🎶
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Yes, yes, Sanders, very brave. Now let's see you walk down any MLK Boulevard by yourself at 2am.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
You know what else is not homophobia? Religious reservations about homosexuality. As wrong as they can be, these reservations are based in a set of conclusions and the fact that many religious people think they can be cured is misguided compassion rather than fear. It's not irrational to think that God will punish your son for being gay. It's only irrational if you don't believe in God.
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tbh whoever wrote the bible should’ve covered his grounds more. i’ve seen many christians who go for technicalities like they’re trying to skirt the law, it should’ve been assumed that this loophole would be tried
Fapcop said:
Like when Jazz wanted to go to some gay little art college, but her parents were pushing her to go to Harvard.
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in another timeline jeanette would have made jaron join the high school football team and go for a college scholarship
 
White-Kettle Shufflepunk said:
Man, Sander didn't look half-bad. These are the wages of cringe.
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Indeed!

And unlike with Jazz, the schadenfreude comes easy since Sanders is 90% responsible for his situation by himself.

(Just you know… Get a job and a life instead of riding the coattails of your castrated, invalid sister to TikTok “fame”.)

Speaking of Jazz, I put on an old episode of I Am Jazz on while doing some housework, and it was interesting to hear her talk about her (then) upcoming surgery.

How life would change, how he’d FINALLY be in the right body and have a vagina… How he’d put himself out there and meet all these people and finally experience love and romance.

Welp, two years and a 240lb housebound troon later, it certainly didn’t go that way!

I reckon it’s a core troon characteristic: Putting all their expectations and hope on the next step of “transitioning” instead of
actually work on the real issues. And when that inevitably fails, they crash or look for some new procedure.

Iron Jaguar said:
The dickhead looks older than his own father, FFS. This can't just be bad genetics. He either has a drug problem or a drinking problem.
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Worse: He has a troon problem and no doubt freebases soy.
 
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