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There's an easy solution to some of this: I wanted to play the latest Nintendo games, but didn't want to support Nintendo any longer or own a Nintendo Switch, so I helped an acquaintance finance his. It works out perfectly. I'm not constantly distracted by owning the thing, leaving time for better acts like reading when I'm at home, and once he stopped having money issues, he buys far more games for it than I ever would've. I never would've bought the damn Legend of Zelda DLC, but he did. He's spent thousands of dollars by now on games and accessories, but I still get to play the latest games, and I even borrow it every now and again. Metroid Dread is the best Metroid game so far.

Anyway, the long and short of it is finding a way to partially own something for as long as it will be convenient. He can pay me back by now, but I'm not too concerned; ultimately, I've spent nothing on it.
 
Sony should ditch console making. SEGA already learned it the hard way trying to put its Genesis console on life support - only to lose to Sony. What does SEGA do now? That's right, PC games - and pretty decent ones too.
SEGA actually killed the Genesis early to focus on Saturn, big mistake since nintendo kept the SNES going well into 1999 and kept bringing in the money as the low-cost option for people who couldn't afford a N64 and its overpriced games. Addons like the SegaCD and 32X were killed even earlier. By the time the Dreamcast showed up and SEGA finally had its shit together most people were already too soured to the brand to even care.

And as a third party publisher SEGA also dropped the ball several times, abandoning some of its most valuable franchises like Daytona and letting Sonic go from AAA flagship games to bullshit that gets churned out every year. It even had it own steam years before steam called seganet but they let it die.

But Sony can't afford to abandon consoles, its basically the playstation company now. It lost the music player and record industry to apple, portables to nintendo, its PC and smartphone divisions went nowhere, it invented the ereader then let amazon take it. Only thing they seem still competitive at is DSLR cameras which is a stagnant market at best. It makes parts for smartphones but any other company can do that, and many do.

SEGA had and still has tons of talented developers, studios and franchises, meanwhile Sony has relied on exclusivity deals since the og PSX, they were never a game company but a hardware one and that was one of the reasons why it avoided the console market for so long, since they had people on the inside working on consoles all the way back when the NES was new.

Fun fact: the PS1 was almost a SEGA console because the Sony leadership had so little faith on it they were offering it to SEGA and even willing to split the cost 50/50 in exchange for publishing rights.

Imagine if SEGA hadn't been retarded and had taken the offer...
Consoles are dead.
The last console I had was a X360 but the vast majority of gamers are normies that can barely deal with on-launch updates let alone installs. Most people under 20 now have grown up with app stores wiping their ass for them so for them consoles are better than PCs because the later still require you to install things, like steam. They panic when that happens, I seen it.
 
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Never in my life did I ever thought that my 3ds would be "worth" almost double the price I bought it for.

Ok, "emulation, pc, bla bla bla", leaving that aside; this wouldn't be nowhere near as bad if consoomers didn't spend that much on old stuff.

Late but part of the reason this is so expensive *might* be because Rick and Morty had a throwaway joke about Rick flipping Zelda 3DS's for a profit? Basically it's like when tards collectively shat themselves over szechuan sauce coming back to McD's.
 
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Never in my life did I ever thought that my 3ds would be "worth" almost double the price I bought it for.

Ok, "emulation, pc, bla bla bla", leaving that aside; this wouldn't be nowhere near as bad if consoomers didn't spend that much on old stuff.

Late but part of the reason this is so expensive *might* be because Rick and Morty had a throwaway joke about Rick flipping Zelda 3DS's for a profit? Basically it's like when tards collectively shat themselves over szechuan sauce coming back to McD's.
 
Valve and Steam Stans can get very crazy too. They literally treat Gabe Newell as God, and shower with him with praise whenever Valve does something, or a game that they like becomes available on Steam. It's as if those Stans have to keep giving GabeN constant praise, out of fear that he'll Thanos snap their Steam account (and all of the games and cosmetics with it), if he feels offended or inconvenienced by saying something about him or Valve games or Steam that isn't praise.

And whenever either a new DOTA 2 Battle Pass, a new CSGO skin crate, a new TF2 hat, or a Steam Summer or Winter Sale happens, those Stans instantly go into "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY GABEN" mode.
To be fair, it's mostly a meme. I don't know if you remembered the Skyrim modding incident where he wanted to monetize Skyrim mods with Bethesda but people tore him a new one and his AMA was a disaster.
 
Valve and Steam Stans can get very crazy too. They literally treat Gabe Newell as God, and shower with him with praise whenever Valve does something, or a game that they like becomes available on Steam. It's as if those Stans have to keep giving GabeN constant praise, out of fear that he'll Thanos snap their Steam account (and all of the games and cosmetics with it), if he feels offended or inconvenienced by saying something about him or Valve games or Steam that isn't praise.

And whenever either a new DOTA 2 Battle Pass, a new CSGO skin crate, a new TF2 hat, or a Steam Summer or Winter Sale happens, those Stans instantly go into "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY GABEN" mode.
It’s funny because valve was the main catalyst for gaming becoming the micro transaction gambling fuck fest it is today. TF2 and CSGO paved the way
 
Stop chasing after next best thing™
Your computer is doing just fine, so is your phone and you have a video game backlog.
If you have problems distancing yourself from consumer culture, start regular exercise.
Weight lifting for example releases dopamine in healthy amount, you burn calories and you grow muscle mass.

Your body will thank you later, you will be stable emotionally.
 
My mother encountered a leg-beard long before the term was coined and I think I encountered a Consoomer before the term was coined.

Let me explain.

A somewhat long time ago, I was working part-time at a food court at the [REDACTED] to earn money while I was going to college. I initially worked in one of the shops but was later asked if I wanted to work as a custodian for the eating area. It sounded a lot easier and less stressful than working in the shops (and it was!) so I agreed. One of my coworkers was this guy in his mid-60s. He was nice enough, I guess, but the one thing about him that was odd was this man had no taste or preferences whatsoever. He liked every movie he saw and thought they were all good. I'm not entirely sure what movies played during that time (I would have to look that up) but he thought that Stealth was a good movie.

No one liked Stealth.

He also liked Tripping the Rift when that was out.

I don't know how smart or dumb he was, but consider the fact that at his age, he was still working a minimum-wage job and living with his parents. He was still healthy enough that he could work for a factory or warehouse and earn twice the amount he was making, or at the very least, be in a position to earn a higher wage while also getting some good benefits.

I have no idea whatever happened to him. For all I know, he's still out there, blissfully enjoying any and every movie pumped out of Hollywood.
 
He liked every movie he saw and thought they were all good. I'm not entirely sure what movies played during that time (I would have to look that up) but he thought that Stealth was a
I wouldn't call someone with a bad taste in TV a consoomer. If he bought merch about those films or included them in his personal identity, he would be one, though.
But nice that you realise old films and shows weren't any better than today, it's just that we consoom art from the past through a selection filter were only the best stuff is preserved.
Never heard of those two films you mentioned BTW.
 
Stop chasing after next best thing™
Your computer is doing just fine, so is your phone and you have a video game backlog.
If you have problems distancing yourself from consumer culture, start regular exercise.
Weight lifting for example releases dopamine in healthy amount, you burn calories and you grow muscle mass.

Your body will thank you later, you will be stable emotionally.
Haven't upgraded from my Xbox One X yet, both a bad financial decision from where I'm at, and most games still run on the one lineup. Honestly pretty happy from that. When I finally can afford the Series X, it will have probably gone through a midlife update and a cost reduction, meaning I will have gotten better kit for less.
 
But nice that you realise old films and shows weren't any better than today, it's just that we consoom art from the past through a selection filter were only the best stuff is preserved.
I try not to let nostalgia cloud my vision as much as I can. Out of all of the shows I grew up with, I would only point to a small handful that I would call "good".

Never heard of those two films you mentioned BTW.
Stealth was a movie about an American fighter jet with an AI built into it that goes full Skynet and it's up to a bunch of American Air Force jet fighters to take it down.

Tripping the Rift was a 3D animated scifi comedy show that was produced and aired on the Sci-Fi Channel. It's very much love it or hate it. Most people remember it for having a sex robot with basketball-sized tits.

No, I'm not shitting you, this actually aired on American cable!
 
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Never in my life did I ever thought that my 3ds would be "worth" almost double the price I bought it for.

Ok, "emulation, pc, bla bla bla", leaving that aside; this wouldn't be nowhere near as bad if consoomers didn't spend that much on old stuff.
For $400 you can get a black shark gaming phone which can emulate nearly everything including 3DS games, with a screen that's easily 4x the resolution with OLED. Add a good bt controller and you get better ergonomics too.

But this one is a LE model, and a zelda one which always gets higher prices because zeldafags are insane.
It’s funny because valve was the main catalyst for gaming becoming the micro transaction gambling fuck fest it is today. TF2 and CSGO paved the way
Well gaben got really assmad about missing out on the social gaming gravytrain that started with farmville on facebook (remember that shit?) that started the whole freemium thing with whales going broke buying virtual crap for the game.

Whats weird IMHO is that valve completely avoided mobile, they were right on time to jump into it and missed that boat too. Afaik the only valve games on mobile its a android-only port of HL2 that only runs on those console-things nvidia released, and werent made by valve either.
 
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My mother encountered a leg-beard long before the term was coined and I think I encountered a Consoomer before the term was coined.

Let me explain.

A somewhat long time ago, I was working part-time at a food court at the [REDACTED] to earn money while I was going to college. I initially worked in one of the shops but was later asked if I wanted to work as a custodian for the eating area. It sounded a lot easier and less stressful than working in the shops (and it was!) so I agreed. One of my coworkers was this guy in his mid-60s. He was nice enough, I guess, but the one thing about him that was odd was this man had no taste or preferences whatsoever. He liked every movie he saw and thought they were all good. I'm not entirely sure what movies played during that time (I would have to look that up) but he thought that Stealth was a good movie.

No one liked Stealth.

He also liked Tripping the Rift when that was out.

I don't know how smart or dumb he was, but consider the fact that at his age, he was still working a minimum-wage job and living with his parents. He was still healthy enough that he could work for a factory or warehouse and earn twice the amount he was making, or at the very least, be in a position to earn a higher wage while also getting some good benefits.

I have no idea whatever happened to him. For all I know, he's still out there, blissfully enjoying any and every movie pumped out of Hollywood.
He liked movies you didn’t like, what is your point you absolute autist.
 
Valve and Steam Stans can get very crazy too. They literally treat Gabe Newell as God, and shower with him with praise whenever Valve does something, or a game that they like becomes available on Steam. It's as if those Stans have to keep giving GabeN constant praise, out of fear that he'll Thanos snap their Steam account (and all of the games and cosmetics with it), if he feels offended or inconvenienced by saying something about him or Valve games or Steam that isn't praise.

And whenever either a new DOTA 2 Battle Pass, a new CSGO skin crate, a new TF2 hat, or a Steam Summer or Winter Sale happens, those Stans instantly go into "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY GABEN" mode.
I have had Volvo defense dipshits accuse me of being a nintendo diehard like an irl wojak edit just for pointing out the Deck is huge enough to be an actual outdoor deck, the Valve culting is hilarious and deserving of better documentation.
 
Stop chasing after next best thing™
Your computer is doing just fine, so is your phone and you have a video game backlog.
If you have problems distancing yourself from consumer culture, start regular exercise.
Weight lifting for example releases dopamine in healthy amount, you burn calories and you grow muscle mass.

Your body will thank you later, you will be stable emotionally.

But how am I supposed to fill the void inside and distract myself from hearing my own thoughts?!

OH GUYS! GUYS! NIGHTCOURT IS BACK!!

Does anyone know where I can buy the old Nightcourt on DVD while I wait for the ones to be released on Blu-ray?!

I have had Volvo defense dipshits accuse me of being a nintendo diehard like an irl wojak edit just for pointing out the Deck is huge enough to be an actual outdoor deck, the Valve culting is hilarious and deserving of better documentation.

Swedish car enthusiasts attacked you for not supporting Nintendo?!

There’s a story here and I want to hear it!
 
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Not sure if mentioned before but there's this one youtuber called DuckBricks who at first seemed like a really enthusiastic Bionicle and Lego collector who has a big collection of the stuff he likes. Upon further persual of his channel it appears he gets basically every available Lego set that comes out. I was hesitant of posting it here since his behavior isn't completely mindless consoomer you see from others though at this point I think it's worth a mention. He does those cringe "haul videos" too which should be an automatic entry as a consoomer.

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Not sure if mentioned before but there's this one youtuber called DuckBricks who at first seemed like a really enthusiastic Bionicle and Lego collector who has a big collection of the stuff he likes. Upon further persual of his channel it appears he gets basically every available Lego set that comes out. I was hesitant of posting it here since his behavior isn't completely mindless consoomer you see from others though at this point I think it's worth a mention. He does those cringe "haul videos" too which should be an automatic entry as a consoomer.

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Collecting a theme as large as bionicle is already a huge investment, not just money but space. Trying to collect everything is when you hit the addiction phase. Now you can keep and resell them, especially if you keep the box, but if you want a profit, that takes years.
 
Question in here for any sane retro SNES collectors. Are prices ever going to come back down to earth, or have neckbeards hoarding shit fucked us completely?
I collect Xbox not SNES I would say not for a while people seem to place a value on Nintendo products way above what they should be worth for example a copy of wii sports one of the most sold games in history and came bundled in just about every Wii for free cost around 20 dollars.
 
I collect Xbox not SNES I would say not for a while people seem to place a value on Nintendo products way above what they should be worth for example a copy of wii sports one of the most sold games in history and came bundled in just about every Wii for free cost around 20 dollars.
"I consoom but the other people who consoom are bad"

This is as lame as a redditor trying to justify themself in the comments of a shitty aita post
 
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