🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Constellationzero]

Amber was told repeatedly that she has sleep apnea, and would need to be treated for it.

And what's the cure?

Spoiler

LOSE WEIGHT

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

She hordes X,Y, and Z purely for the dopamine hit of buying things.

What else gives that sweet sweet release of dopamine?

Exercise
Bathing
Vitamins & nutrients

Shit she refuses to do

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

And what's the cure?

Spoiler

LOSE WEIGHT

Too hard. She’ll just order more Uber eats instead.

 

[marjoram]

Re hoarding shit-

Gift bags. FatAl hoarded gift bags at the Gaycare. And it was just as stupid as it sounds.

Add it to the list.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

So shes claiming to be "sober" but what the fuck are delta 8 gummies then....??? is it like bootleg weed? Im so confused

SemanticLynn.

IIRC Dr Handsome had them consult with a dietician.

Yeah, I was just pointing out to whoever it was who said "they make you keep detailed food diaries, etc." and no,the docs don't. They would love for the lardasses to meet at least once with a dietician who make recommend a food diary, but we all know they would either a) not do it or b) lie in it, but the docs dgaf a fuck about it, really. All they want to see is you've DIETED (yes, Hamberlard, DIETED) consistently enough that you've managed to lose some x pounds off your planet sized ass, to show you can stick to a regimented eating plan so you don't blow your guts out.

And let us play fairy tales here and say Hamber did manage to stick to something long enough (plus get all the other assorted tests done and passed, as if that's within anything other than an alternate reality). She would be horrified post-surgery to find she wanted eight trays of sushi, two packs of ramen, and an entire box of ww snacks but couldn't stuff it all down her piehole as she normally would. We are all well aware how maturely she handles being uncomfortable.

I'll stick to my forecast: zero percent chance of WLS, this year or any year in the future.

I think a lot of discussions are about Amber getting bariatric surgery. Even if we discount the psychological clearance, she would not pass the physical one. Amber was told repeatedly that she has sleep apnea, and would need to be treated for it. I am sure that other issues will crop up. She does not have the money. The surgery alone is $26k, but tests and other costs will need to be paid above this. She has shown no retrain in spending and Jade is not made of money too. She had already seen at least 3 surgeons and she could not get the surgery. I am not sure why she is seeing another one to be told the same thing. The only place she could get the surgery with no question asked is Mexico, and I am not sure she could afford it either.

She cannot and will never get WLS. If she does ever get it, I'll donate $500 to the charity of her choice, in her name. And post receipts of it, because I am not a grifting, lying scumbag like Hamber.


Skimming through her latest bullshit vlog, and the last one, I don't see any specific exercise routine in there anywhere. And that she failed the no takeout for a month thing within a week. The only ConsistencyLynn is FailLynn.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I think a lot of discussions are about Amber getting bariatric surgery. Even if we discount the psychological clearance, she would not pass the physical one. Amber was told repeatedly that she has sleep apnea, and would need to be treated for it. I am sure that other issues will crop up. She does not have the money. The surgery alone is $26k, but tests and other costs will need to be paid above this. She has shown no retrain in spending and Jade is not made of money too. She had already seen at least 3 surgeons and she could not get the surgery. I am not sure why she is seeing another one to be told the same thing. The only place she could get the surgery with no question asked is Mexico, and I am not sure she could afford it either.

This could just be a story arc for her audience. I mean, it got her engagement the first time she dragged it out, so why not try it again? OR this might have something to do with Jade. Remember when she had that binge in mid-late June of 2022? She was acting really weird after that, and people were speculating that this caused some issue between her and Jade. Then suddenly there's the whole drama of her Oncologist not knowing who she was and the mysterious estrogen script that she shouldn't have been taking. Then right after that the ankle - right when Jade was pushing Amber to get off her fucking ass and do something. Then right after that the lung saga. Then suddenly gall-bladder issues and she quits ozempic - but don't worry baybuh, I'm gonna try get weight loss surgery. It's just been rapid fire bullshit since June. Maybe Jade isn't so happy with the extreme level of helplessness and unhinged behaviour of this quarter-ton toddler (as it's getting in the way of her social life outside of the house), and Amber's stringing her along on this to keep her around. Yeah, it's a crazy theory, but Amber's a crazy gorl.


And COME ON, AMBER!! Mr Snowflake is telling you that he WANTS to play. Stop harassing the YouTube women and effeminate bois and go start some shit with Mr Snowflake:

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Why has Mr. Snowflake’s list been posted in this thread several times?

Dude’s long form content is okay other than the random asides about his butt buddy. But his “reacting” and “responding” to Amber sucks ass.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

But his “reacting” and “responding” to Amber sucks ass.

It does but that list is kinda amusing. The points have been chewed over so often...
But I say just let it go, bro. It's all the entertainment we have.

 

[Trees]

Where are we falling on the great 'is riding horses cruel and unusual' debate?



I'm gonna agree with Ambie on this one actually, horses probably don't love having people ride them under the best circumstances, and lots of people are super dumb and do it wrong anyway. I think horses would be better off if people just left them alone.

It must really suck to have such a terrible track record, I was about to call Amber retarded and lol again, and I'm someone who has never lived down being a kid and asking if the horses at Disneyland were animatronic because I thought it was really mean to make a real horse pull carriages in the heat. She really doesn't help herself by using a trashcan source and being a big (yes big) bitch.

 

[TardiX]

Forget the riding, could you imagine the stench? Those poor horses

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

This could just be a story arc for her audience. I mean, it got her engagement the first time she dragged it out, so why not try it again? OR this might have something to do with Jade. Remember when she had that binge in mid-late June of 2022? She was acting really weird after that, and people were speculating that this caused some issue between her and Jade. Then suddenly there's the whole drama of her Oncologist not knowing who she was and the mysterious estrogen script that she shouldn't have been taking. Then right after that the ankle - right when Jade was pushing Amber to get off her fucking ass and do something. Then right after that the lung saga. Then suddenly gall-bladder issues and she quits ozempic - but don't worry baybuh, I'm gonna try get weight loss surgery. It's just been rapid fire bullshit since June. Maybe Jade isn't so happy with the extreme level of helplessness and unhinged behaviour of this quarter-ton toddler (as it's getting in the way of her social life outside of the house), and Amber's stringing her along on this to keep her around. Yeah, it's a crazy theory, but Amber's a crazy gorl.

Hold on a minute there, shitlord. Are you suggesting that Amber Lynn Reid would lie about such a thing, when she has a well-known and HIGHLY requested documented history of being "transparent" and of "being honest" with her loyal viewers, whom she cherishes and treats with the utmost respect?

HOW DARE YOU even try to plant a seed of doubt - in public, no less - that she is capable of such deceptiveness or that she is engaging in performative concern about her health. Have you no shame?

Why has Mr. Snowflake’s list been posted in this thread several times?

Dude’s long form content is okay other than the random asides about his butt buddy. But his “reacting” and “responding” to Amber sucks ass.

He's annoying af in his "reaction" videos.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Why has Mr. Snowflake’s list been posted in this thread several times?

Dude’s long form content is okay other than the random asides about his butt buddy. But his “reacting” and “responding” to Amber sucks ass.

Don't know shit about him. But the list does make me giggle. In a retard sarcastic way.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Fun fact- Amber weighs about a horse and a half.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Where are we falling on the great 'is riding horses cruel and unusual' debate?

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I'm gonna agree with Ambie on this one actually, horses probably don't love having people ride them under the best circumstances, and lots of people are super dumb and do it wrong anyway. I think horses would be better off if people just left them alone.

It must really suck to have such a terrible track record, I was about to call Amber retarded and lol again, and I'm someone who has never lived down being a kid and asking if the horses at Disneyland were animatronic because I thought it was really mean to make a real horse pull carriages in the heat. She really doesn't help herself by using a trashcan source and being a big (yes big) bitch.

Go hug a tree. I was raised around horses, worked on horse farms and had one of my own.

Horses like to be ridden. Not by dingbats at a rental stable, but by someone they have a bond with. Avatar kinda shit. Nothing cruel or crazy about it.

Do I feel sorry for these horses? No, I don't. They were purpose bred to do this. Without it, they have no meaning in life. Sorta like Hamber.

 

[Chilli Soup]

'Don't get me started on stupid horse carriages' - She's saying this as if horse DRAWN carriages are a common sight and that there are hundreds of horses being enslaved to lug lard asses like her around the ton. Amber, they haven't been in widespread use since the 1800s. It's okay. The evil is defeated.

 

[SkunkyMonkey420]

Go hug a tree. I was raised around horses, worked on horse farms and had one of my own.

Horses like to be ridden. Not by dingbats at a rental stable, but by someone they have a bond with. Avatar kinda shit. Nothing cruel or crazy about it.

Do I feel sorry for these horses? No, I don't. They were purpose bred to do this. Without it, they have no meaning in life. Sorta like Hamber.

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Thank you for fuck's sake what else are horses meant to do. You took the words out of my mouth, a horse without work is just like the 600 elbee couchtard.

 

[FarmVille]

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I think a lot of discussions are about Amber getting bariatric surgery. Even if we discount the psychological clearance, she would not pass the physical one. Amber was told repeatedly that she has sleep apnea, and would need to be treated for it. I am sure that other issues will crop up. She does not have the money. The surgery alone is $26k, but tests and other costs will need to be paid above this. She has shown no retrain in spending and Jade is not made of money too. She had already seen at least 3 surgeons and she could not get the surgery. I am not sure why she is seeing another one to be told the same thing. The only place she could get the surgery with no question asked is Mexico, and I am not sure she could afford it either.

Getting approved for Bariatric surgery is not some monumental feat as long as the patient weighs less than 450lbs. TLC makes it seem like a grueling process for entertainments sake but depending where the physiological evaluation can be shoddy at best, having an obesity related health condition is required, and meetings with dietitians can be hit or miss.

If she could get under 450 ALR would be approved no problem. But she always stops at 470ish and immediately starts gaining weight because she likes being 500lbs.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Where are we falling on the great 'is riding horses cruel and unusual' debate?

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I'm gonna agree with Ambie on this one actually, horses probably don't love having people ride them under the best circumstances, and lots of people are super dumb and do it wrong anyway. I think horses would be better off if people just left them alone.

It must really suck to have such a terrible track record, I was about to call Amber retarded and lol again, and I'm someone who has never lived down being a kid and asking if the horses at Disneyland were animatronic because I thought it was really mean to make a real horse pull carriages in the heat. She really doesn't help herself by using a trashcan source and being a big (yes big) bitch.

She is definitely retarded.

Got yourself a little confirmation bias going, eh, Hamber? Whenever I'm a failed vegan looking for something to justify not being able to get on a horse at 600 pounds because I am an enormous lardass, I always look to authoritative sites like "the minimalist vegan" for information on whether or not horses feel pain when ridden. Or any other animal-related topic, for that matter.

How amazing it must be to live in Hamber's world, where everything is black or white, up or down, left or right, instead of most things - like riding horses, say - being some shade of gray.

135 IQ, though. Sure, Hamber, sure.

 

[Trees]

by someone they have a bond with.

That's cool, I just think it's pretty rare.

I don't know much about horses but I have seen people abuse the holy shit out of their sled dog team enough that it just makes me sad and I do have to hug myself sometimes People take a lot of liberties with purpose driven animals and a lot of them end up dead too soon, abandoned at best.

Situation Type Deal Gorl:

I always look to authoritative sites like "the minimalist vegan" for information on whether or not horses feel pain when ridden.

They didn't teach research skills at Brown Mackie lmao. I'd love to see one of her essays from college, if so much was even asked.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

I wasn't going to post this.

But then I did.
Hit me with your worst ratings.
I need the punishment.