"angry" gamers/critics

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Ever notice how when Doug makes reviews he only really talks about mainstream blockbusters? I never see him talking about indie or artsy films that much.

Easy clickbait. He was at a con or some sort of "internet celebrity" meeting and someone asked him how to get started with reviewing shit and building a following. And he suggested that they make something that gets a lot of constant interest like G.I. Joe, Ninja Turtles, etc.
 
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I get the feeling that any NC review of an arthouse flick would end up like his review of Star Trek: The Motion Picture; a lot of swearing, screaming and complaining about how nothing was going on. As for indie flicks, I think that's more Brad's sort of thing.
 
Ever notice how when Doug makes reviews he only really talks about mainstream blockbusters? I never see him talking about indie or artsy films that much.
Doug doesn't understand movies unless they beat him over the head with the plot. And even then he seems to be confused by the things he's "reviewing".
 
Doug doesn't understand movies unless they beat him over the head with the plot. And even then he seems to be confused by the things he's "reviewing".
Which is really ironic considering the end of the review has him and Joe asking to write the next movie. "Oh hey, your movie made no sense to us and did not portray Batman and Superman right. Please let us write one!"

Honestly expecting them to pay that much attention is setting up for disappointment.

Yeah, but I expected more out of Joe because he's supposed to be the Superman fanboy. He's supposed to know about these characters but it almost felt like he only knew simpler versions of them. And again, he defended Man of Steel because to him it was Supes having to go all out to stop a formidable threat yet in this film he seems pissed Kal's hero status is called into question. That's the only way he wants to see the character, this paragon hero who is supposed to be the ideal we aspire to. Joe seems to remove the man part from Superman.

Pre-Crisis on Infinite Earths, Clark Kent was the mask Superman wore.
Post-Crisis, Superman was the mask Clark wore. Alan Moore seems to believe both are masks Kal-El wears. There are many ways to write Superman, not one definitive way. Hell, people could argue against Bill and point out that the Bruce Wayne persona is Batman's mask, with Bruce's spirit dying when mommy and daddy died, so Superman isn't alone in that regard.

Which... really makes his life as Clark Kent sad. He was Clark Kent for years before he was Superman, but he ultimately had to sacrifice who Clark Kent was in order for Clark not to be assosicated with Superman. Superman is really the Clark the Kents raised, but he had to make the public perception of Clark into the anti-Clark. Make him timid and mild-mannered. Kal-El was just who he was born as, not who he was raised to be. Least, that's my take on the whole thing.
 
^It wouldn't surprise me if they only know the basis of these characters. They don't seem to read comics and Doug only really holds the 90s cartoon version of Batman as the "definitive" version. So they mostly know the kid-friendly watered-down/simplified versions of these characters over their interpretations written by Alan Moore or Jeph Loeb.

And Doug's having issues with the Jungle Book remake because so. Funny because most word of mouth i've heard about it is pretty positive, that it mixes the book and the original Disney film well and it's a fun little thing. But Doug's all butthurt about it for some reason.
 
On the Jungle Book thing, for someone who reviews films, Doug seems to understand very little about how film actually works, ESPECIALLY when it comes to the very difficult process of adapting novels into movies. Things MUST be changed. He seems to just want the book version when it's clear that a chapter-long story simply cannot be crammed into a feature long film. It's just the way it is. He bashed the Disney cartoon because it was trying to incorporate images from the book while still being its own unique thing. He's always been very black and white when it comes to film plot and what he wants. It HAS to be one way or else it's not good.
 
On the Jungle Book thing, for someone who reviews films, Doug seems to understand very little about how film actually works, ESPECIALLY when it comes to the very difficult process of adapting novels into movies. Things MUST be changed. He seems to just want the book version when it's clear that a chapter-long story simply cannot be crammed into a feature long film. It's just the way it is. He bashed the Disney cartoon because it was trying to incorporate images from the book while still being its own unique thing. He's always been very black and white when it comes to film plot and what he wants. It HAS to be one way or else it's not good.

no wonder autists love him
 
Brad Jones is the only internet reviewer I have respect for anymore. He's introduced me to many amazing terrible movies from the past I never would have seen otherwise, and for some reason I think it's really funny to watch someone drink a 30-year-old beer on camera.

All the rest of them can fuck off.
 
On the thing of the Jungle Book, the book is just kinda difficult to adapt as a movie, since it's more of a collection of short stories than anything else and quite episodic at times. Adapting all of them would be messy and only adapting one or two would have to use a lot of padding to make the film work. Not to mention all the references and commentary about imperialism in India at the time wouldn't fly well with modern sensibilities and a modern audience (I think the elephants are mentioned to be used by Queen Victoria's men, it kinda explains why in the Disney cartoon they're portrayed as pompous british generals).

Funny that Doug, the great SJW, doesn't seem to notice that flaw of the book. Oh well, I guess he's just the typical Warrior that only cares about "POC" (AKA Black only) in America and nothing else.
 
Funny that Doug, the great SJW, doesn't seem to notice that flaw of the book. Oh well, I guess he's just the typical Warrior that only cares about "POC" (AKA Black only) in America and nothing else.

I never got the feeling that Doug was an SJW, in fact he does attack them a fair amount.
 
I never got the feeling that Doug was an SJW, in fact he does attack them a fair amount.

Dunno i've seen more than a few videos of him saying the typical "what does some boring old white guy like me know" "oh poor whites need more representation /sarcasm" - this usually pops up in his "normal" videos (like in his Force Awakens and Steven Universe videos iirc)
 
Dunno i've seen more than a few videos of him saying the typical "what does some boring old white guy like me know" "oh poor whites need more representation /sarcasm" - this usually pops up in his "normal" videos (like in his Force Awakens and Steven Universe videos iirc)
That's tame compared to the other SJW scumfucks who inhabit CA now. I get the impression Doug says that kind of thing because he knows his audience will dogpile him if he doesn't. I don't get the sense he has any serious attachment to SJW causes, cos as far as I've seen he's never sperged about any of this stuff in Twitter, or outside his videos, at least not to the same extent some of his underlings have. I haven't paid attention to Doug in quite a while though.
 
That's tame compared to the other SJW scumfucks who inhabit CA now. I get the impression Doug says that kind of thing because he knows his audience will dogpile him if he doesn't. I don't get the sense he has any serious attachment to SJW causes, cos as far as I've seen he's never sperged about any of this stuff in Twitter, or outside his videos, at least not to the same extent some of his underlings have. I haven't paid attention to Doug in quite a while though.
Doug doesn't even use Twitter. Hell, he flat out doesn't use social media for anything but business reasons.

It's the smartest thing I've ever seen him do. Not that I'm heaping high praise.
 
^It wouldn't surprise me if they only know the basis of these characters. They don't seem to read comics and Doug only really holds the 90s cartoon version of Batman as the "definitive" version. So they mostly know the kid-friendly watered-down/simplified versions of these characters over their interpretations written by Alan Moore or Jeph Loeb.

And Doug's having issues with the Jungle Book remake because so. Funny because most word of mouth i've heard about it is pretty positive, that it mixes the book and the original Disney film well and it's a fun little thing. But Doug's all butthurt about it for some reason.
I can only assume it's because it's live action and the fact that the original was a classic. That, and "ZOMG, WHY DID THEY CHANGE IT? CHANGE IS BAD FOR ME MIGHT AS WELL BITCH ABOUT IT! BRARRRRRRGH!" Honestly, the remake looks interesting and I'd like to see it myself.

As for the comics thing, that wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. Considering how ignorant Doug is to a lot of things.
 
Ever notice how when Doug makes reviews he only really talks about mainstream blockbusters? I never see him talking about indie or artsy films that much.
If he ever holds a "Decide my Next Review" vote, I want someone to rig it so that he has to review something super-artsy like Under The Skin and sperg out because of it.

Doug doesn't understand movies unless they beat him over the head with the plot. And even then he seems to be confused by the things he's "reviewing".
He'll complain and say "Show, Don't Tell" when it's for a movie he hates, but frequently indulges in it for his own "movies".

Brad Jones is the only internet reviewer I have respect for anymore. He's introduced me to many amazing terrible movies from the past I never would have seen otherwise, and for some reason I think it's really funny to watch someone drink a 30-year-old beer on camera.

All the rest of them can fuck off.
You honestly have to wonder what would happen if the roles were reversed, if Doug was the charming, lo-fi, easygoing funny one people actually like and Brad was the self-righteous, delusional figurehead with almost no talent or insight and a black & white approach to film.
 
He'll complain and say "Show, Don't Tell" when it's for a movie he hates, but frequently indulges in it for his own "movies".

This. He's literally the laziest "film maker" ever. I've seen high school productions with more heart and effort. I really wish someone would tell him this to his smug, creepy face.
 
I akin him more as the next Seltzerberg/Boll hybrid, except somehow worse.
Say what you will. At least Boll got multiple movies into cinemas.

He thinks he's the next Spielberg.
Apparently, when they were filming the "Kickassia" Anniversary, there was a moment where Doug had all the people set up for a scene and yelled "Action!" and Phelous commented "Look, he's just like a real Director!", completely smashing the scene due to everybody breaking down laughing.
It's shit like this why I actually like the guy (even though he's a sperg).
 
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