4/6/2016 Forgetting how much everyone there hates him, Phil autistically plans to return to Portland

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
P

Psycho

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jul 23, 2015
SNkCnxT.jpg

ealHwgX.jpg
 
Shouldn't retard be more worried about having a stable home before he gets some surgery?
 
Dear Portland I'm sorry.

PS can we get a timer to see how long it takes him to get his ass beat?
 
Ok, now I know where to go on my next road trip in the Race War Van.

Edit: Where are my manners, does anyone want to come with me?
 
His whole thing about talking to a shelter comes off like he's demanding they give him a vagina to live there. I'm sure he's right at top of their list. Look I am going to move here and you give me SRS! I'm sure all the other hobos are even more demanding.
 
Ok, being homeless and negotiating with a housing program is about as autistic as you can get. If you're living under a bridge and someone wants to put a roof over your head, your only negotiating tactic should be to say "Yes!"

But, in a way, I guess it's a good thing he's hesitating. I mean, I'm kinda terrified to think what it would turn into if Phil was given his own place to live. I have a bad feeling that it would turn into something like ol' Jed.
 
Gimme a place to live plus I'm gonna buy weapons!

I'm sure that's a great sales pitch and nobody will let his new residence know about his plans on collecting an illegal arsenal.
 
An there is the relocation, he only does this when he's really worn his welcome thin in a place so I wonder who he's pissed off this time.
 
Ravenor said:
An there is the relocation, he only does this when he's really worn his welcome thin in a place so I wonder who he's pissed off this time.
Click to expand...
Him going back to Portland (where he was run out of before) proves he really is out of places to go. I'm sure he's hoping everyone forgot him and now being a True Honest ballless(tm) latinx woman he will be welcomed or given a second chance.
 
"...true meaning of pain. Oregon... has pretty lax weapons laws."
Bring it, spud. You're a cowardly blowhard who can't even wipe his own ass.

"Agitating", "resuming talks with", "tours of duty", "two wars"...
The language of this piece is as pompous and disingenuous as possible. Classic autistic aping of officialspeak crossed with Phil's narcissistic self-inflation.
People don't "agitate" for free shit for themselves, they agitate for actual causes. Demanding free shit for yourself is not the same. Similar goes for "resuming talks with" housing agencies; you get what can be given if you jump through the hoops. This isn't a real estate deal.
As for the military-speak... :jace:

EDIT: Whatever happened to moving to Sac?
 
I may have no friends on facebook, no real life friends and be a dirty hobo but you guys don't see the whole picture! (clearly not Phil won't photograph his fat self)
 
Is this fat, shit-encrusted Ball of Fail still sperging about weapons?

Philthy's body odor is easily the deadliest and most effective weapon he'll ever wield.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom