💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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vampire arachnid said:
She could even get one in navy blue and pretend it's a school swimsuit from her beloved animes, except unlike her other cosplay stuff it's actually age-appropriate.
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She will never get an age appropriate outfit. Now I'm wondering if she complained about bikinis just to have an excuse for buying a japanese uniform one piece on jlist.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
Her mum probably did. Given that I 100% believe that her mum made Pixy bleach her hair and go to the tanning salon.
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For the longest time I've just sort of taken it at face value that Debbie made her do all that, I mean even if she was just trying to make Pixy normal, it wasn't an amazing thing to do. I know there's a Kiwi around here that knew/knows her IRL that has said it.

Honestly though, I'm starting to think that the whole blonde/tanning thing was something that she chose to do, but later on she made up some overblown story when she decided she was from grorious nippon. I mean it wouldn't be the first time she's lied about something and made someone else out to be horrible.

I don't know, maybe I'm just putting too much thought into a simple crazy weebaloo.
 
Platypus said:
For the longest time I've just sort of taken it at face value that Debbie made her do all that, I mean even if she was just trying to make Pixy normal, it wasn't an amazing thing to do. I know there's a Kiwi around here that knew/knows her IRL that has said it.

Honestly though, I'm starting to think that the whole blonde/tanning thing was something that she chose to do, but later on she made up some overblown story when she decided she was from grorious nippon. I mean it wouldn't be the first time she's lied about something and made someone else out to be horrible.

I don't know, maybe I'm just putting too much thought into a simple crazy weebaloo.
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I basically take it as her mom suggested these things and Pixy has twisted the story like she does with everything.
I believe it's probably the same with the swimsuit. Her mom was trying to praise her for her weight loss, suggested she wear a bikini to show off, and then we get the FaceBook whine.
 
70 pounds later and still poopin'.
 

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FramerGirl420 said:
Oh gosh. She looks so much better there! She should cover her face with items more often!
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The first thing she needs to cover her face with is soap to take off all that grease. She should also follow her mom's advice and actually use shampoo (or at least baking soda since she hasn't used shampoo for a long time). It's never to late for her to get in the game, there's always a couple of whiteknights who will bite.
 
ShiningPokeStar said:
(Hah! That rhymed!)
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Kuroba are green,
Sakura are pink.
Pixy's in much better shape, we all think.
But still she's after her salaryman dream,
And glorious Nippon as a cosplaying queen.
Or maybe a king, she's a tomboy, you know.
Reinventing herself without buttons and bows.
And still she complains, and she sulks, and she cries,
On Facebook with lots of pointless new lies.
Hinagiku are white,
Ayame are blue.
All the effort and work and all of that fight,
It seems Pixy has more improvements to do.

(I couldn't resist. Goodnight.)
 
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