This is the most confused I've ever been by a Pat tweet-chain.
Pretty good one, if it's indeed a baby infant imposter child, it sounds exactly like Hamlinson here.
"A pig by any other name would still oink as loud"
Chris is a better writer than Pat. Yeah, I said it.
True, plus Chris never got cucked by a nigger farting into the barbussy.
Are we sure about that?
The sad thing is that pat is incapable of understanding who you are referencing.
Hey, that's my friend Bill. Man, did we have some epic carousing in London, BITD. Now he's what you could call a professional writer, someone who knows how words work. Bill invented more words that Patso knows or will ever know ( about 1,700). I doubt Patso has even a passing familiarity with any of Bill's writings. I doubt Patso even has the ability to understand, or even read Bill's writings.
Not Bill's text though. Bill wrote in verse form, in the main. This looks written by an imposter child. Mayhap 'twere that rank pretender, Edward De Vere, Earl of Oxford.
Professor Pig writes those how to guides 15 beers deep on a stool at Hooli's or at home on the fart couch. He doesn't actually do any of the things he writes about. They are drunken fantasies. In all of those retarded selfies he took from the gym he wasn't sweating in any of them. Remember how gross he looked in that news interview? He was all oily and gross just sitting there. No way he's working out in those gym pictures. Some good looking in shape guy probably came into hooli's and Pat felt threatened so he slammed his beer and retreated into fantasy land where he's Patrick Fucking Tomlinson, powerlifter, destroyer of bro dozers, hero to downtrodden fat broads everywhere. Then he fires off some half-witted how to guide and then he stumbles home telling himself that it was all real and he can pass out feeling good about himself.
I'm going to guess he's trying to make "witty" joke about how much weight total he's lifted over the years.
“That’s why you always say “little brother”. You should say not fat”
I see Piggy is a Anglish purist. We need to remove all foreign influence from English and stop culturally appropriating inferior languages. (Has anyone else looked into how English would sound without any foreign words incorporated?quite amusing)
If you thought removing any loanwords from English would be hard, look at Japanese.
Similar to the ZeniMax Facebook (Oculus ) lawsuit. Facebook settled out of court. The code is owned by Twitch. Forking it would be theft. Plus there would be other charges.
Its not the difficulty, its the fact that it turns the english language into something straight out of a fairy book i find amusing
$40,000 idea, F@t: pay Quasi what you owe him.
Actually, he has gotten much fatter.