💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.6%
  • Total voters
    757
TV's Adam West said:
Adam is gonna be in for a very fun surprise when the real Yakuza aren't dads who sing karaoke and funny eyepatch men; but hardened criminals who will kill him.
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Now I can't take out of my head the image of Adam coming to a karaoke bar and trying these moves.
 
GreenHoodieGuy said:
Can't wait for chibi to make an ass of himself by cosplaying some gay KH character and holding a giant keyblade inside packed train carriage in Japan at busy rush hour.
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You have at most, room for a suitcase in a busy subway car. Adam with his keyblade and obnoxious outfit is gonna ruin some people's day. If God has personally chosen you, you'll get a seat, but the idea of Adam in a subway with shitty props, getting pushed around (and robbed) is hilarious.
 
There's no way Chibi can plan a trip to Japan by himself. Unless this is somehow planned by someone else and Chibi is tagging along, chances are zero, which is a terrible shame because Chibi sperging it up in Japan for a week would be an amazing start to 2023.
 
GreenHoodieGuy said:
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This is my new favourite Chibi photo. He is such a lumpy fat retard compared to the others in the photo, making it all the more obvious he's way too old to be doing this cringe shit.
GreenHoodieGuy said:
Can't wait to see this retard fuck up his plane tickets and accommodation somehow :story:

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Beyond excited for this. He is 100% going to walk around in cosplay and those horrible gaming/anime shirts while he's there, and be so confused when the based slants don't all fall at his feet in adoration, and start doing this instead.
TV's Adam West said:
Adam is absolutely going to get scammed. You know how many weebs get offered free food (really just a scam to farm fees and tips) and think "just like one of my Japanese animes!"
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I'm sure there was an SA goon years and years ago who went to Glorious Nippon and ended up getting shook down by Yakuza for like $400 because he got tricked into going into a hostess bar, thinking all the women there were really just that interested in him.

I'm not saying this is exactly what is going to happen to Adam but this is exactly what is going to happen to Adam.
 
The Wichita Lion said:
He is only going to pack cosplay outfits for this alleged Japan trip isn't he
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Chibi is 100% the type of weeb tourist to cosplay in the streets, like fuck he does that already. He's going to think it's totally normal. He's going to spend every waking moment in Akihabara hoping to see people just like him.
 
Adam is just gonna be a c00nsumer in Japan, buying a bunch of merch and taking pictures of vending machines. He will come back and proclaim that he is a changed person and that he is gonna move to Japan (just like he moved to Florida this year).

Here is a clip of a recent stream where adam got upset at a troll. literally half the stream was him talking to his mods about banning this guy.


And here is Chibi giving a TL;DR of his thread here.

 
Skullwhalejelly said:
Adam is just gonna be a c00nsumer in Japan, buying a bunch of merch and taking pictures of vending machines. He will come back and proclaim that he is a changed person and that he is gonna move to Japan (just like he moved to Florida this year).

Here is a clip of a recent stream where adam got upset at a troll. literally half the stream was him talking to his mods about banning this guy.
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And here is Chibi giving a TL;DR of his thread here.

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In 11 seconds, a majority of the clip is dead air, which for streamers, radio hosts and podcasts, is a death sentence. He hasn't improved in years of streaming. It's really kind of neat.
 
Skullwhalejelly said:
I'm trying to upload the clip, but Chibi talked about the hotel in his last stream. Apparently it was an 800 bucks spilt 4 way.

Also Chibi just went life RIGHT NOW. He apparently is talking to what sounds like a biological woman

EDIT:
AQUANA VERSUS KHAEGAR
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Khaegar appears to just stream FFX speedruns. Here's chibis new girlfriend

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Holy shit
It's skinny keffals!
 
God damn. Even when Chibs is trying epic own the haters, he's still so low energy.
"Listen random person on the internet. "
That's fucking weak son.
"LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN!" Is iconic. This was just weak.
 
On his FB today.

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The ploys for attention are becoming both more committed and committal. If it's a place that's worth its salt, he won't have access to electronic devices. I wonder how he will cope and how long he will last. Maybe he finally realized that his terminal onlinism is exacerbating his issues? Nah, still 99% for attention IMO.

This is, assuming of course, that he is telling the truth. It might just be another Florida arc, or Japan arc, or videogame creator arc, or voice actor arc, etc... Also, aren't these places underfunded, understaffed, and overcrowded with long waiting lists? Don't they cost money that Chibi won't be making at his cell phone salesman job? How many longterm vacations is he allowed to take in a year, what the fuck?
 
Hot HOT HOTTT said:
The ploys for attention are becoming both more committed and committal. If it's a place that's worth its salt, he won't have access to electronic devices. I wonder how he will cope and how long he will last. Maybe he finally realized that his terminal onlinism is exacerbating his issues? Nah, still 99% for attention IMO.

This is, assuming of course, that he is telling the truth. It might just be another Florida arc, or Japan arc, or videogame creator arc, or voice actor arc, etc... Also, aren't these places underfunded, understaffed, and overcrowded with long waiting lists? Don't they cost money that Chibi won't be making at his cell phone salesman job? How many longterm vacations is he allowed to take in a year, what the fuck?
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Depending on the state, he could be held for an involuntary psychiatric hold. Baker Act, Pink Slip, whatever they're called. Basically, the police take you to a psyche ward and it's a mandatory hold, between 48 to 78 hours Depending on location.
If Adam calls and tells the police he's going to kill himself, he'll be given a ride to a place nearby and held. No electronics and medicated as needed. Strict supervision.
Could get him some mental health help he'd need, could make him even worse. It really depends on a case by case basis.
 
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