💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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AnOminous said:
I have a trolley problem with Fat Rick in it.

There's a trolley headed directly for Fat Rick. But if it hits him, someone else on the trolley will die.

If you pull the lever, the trolley will switch tracks and nobody will die. But Fat Rick will still be alive!

What do you do?

As for me sorry stranger.
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I have a trolley problem for Fat Rick to answer.

There's a trolley headed directly for Elon Musk. But if it hits him, Twitter will die.

What is a Fat Rick supposed to do?
 
Fatricks V4 trolley hits a fork in the road. If he turns right, he has to visit his own daughter and be a father figure. If he turns left, he has to swat himself repeatedly for attention when Niki isn't home and he's staying next door.

What does he do?
 
get-tar manajerk said:
Fatricks V4 trolley hits a fork in the road. If he turns right, he has to visit his own daughter and be a father figure. If he turns left, he has to swat himself repeatedly for attention when Niki isn't home and he's staying next door.

What does he do?
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He puts the fork and everything on it in his mouth and gains another chin. Checkmate, stalker child.
 
I have a trolley problem for everyone here:

Patrick is lying passed-out drunk on the tracks and a trolley is heading towards him. You are standing next to a lever; if you pull it, the trolley will go to the other set of tracks, but Patrick will still be hit because his rolls of fat cover both tracks.

Do you pull the lever?
 
Mr Moonface said:
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fake news, the actual headline reads:
patrick ''my atmosphere is a stalker and going to prison forever'' tomlinson.png
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I have a trolley problem for everyone here:

Patrick is lying passed-out drunk on the tracks and a trolley is heading towards him. You are standing next to a lever; if you pull it, the trolley will go to the other set of tracks, but Patrick will still be hit because his rolls of fat cover both tracks.

Do you pull the lever?
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My trolley problem:

A trolley is headed down the track. Why is Patrick still an obese moron?
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I have a trolley problem for everyone here:

Patrick is lying passed-out drunk on the tracks and a trolley is heading towards him. You are standing next to a lever; if you pull it, the trolley will go to the other set of tracks, but Patrick will still be hit because his rolls of fat cover both tracks.

Do you pull the lever?
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A trolley problem for Pat

There's a trolley with a weight limit, filled with innocent people. One more fat man would cause it to derail in a turn and all onboard to die horribly.
Patrick can get on but cause the death of everyone, or admit he's fat and use a different mean of transport.
 
Battlecruiser3000ad said:
A trolley problem for Pat

There's a trolley with a weight limit, filled with innocent people. One more fat man would cause it to derail in a turn and all onboard to die horribly.
Patrick can get on but cause the death of everyone, or admit he's fat and use a different mean of transport.
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Well Pat would get on, cause multiple deaths, and then tweet about what a tragic loss it was because a vintage trolley was destroyed
 
Now that Boogie has announced that he is fat and has cancer, when will Patrick announce that he is fat and has kuru? The time is now to come clean with his fans.
 
JustSomeDong said:
This is why I get kind of bored of him sometimes, especially when the thread becomes pages and pages of this:
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He's a little bit like rioley (or was it ripley? I get tranch trannies confused) in that while the latter will be boring and under the radar for months before having a violent public spergout, rick can sometimes go for weeks before he does something hilarious.
 
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Patrick Tomlinson

An odd fellow on twitter. Someone I ran into in the past. This was the other day. Just trying to add a bit of content and my thoughts on a very strange person.
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Some weirdo nomie I found. Talking about Patrick
 
a trolley barrels out of control. it contains patrick's head, and the track leads directly up his own ass. there is no dilemma because this is what pat desires.
 
It's a dead horse at this point, but I'm really curious if there's anywhere in the fucking world where that would be considered harassment with jail time as a punishment.

If anyone, it's probably the Leafs, huh? Maybe the Aussies? It certainly isn't in the US (by every scientific and legal metric, stalker child).
 
Mooner said:
It's a dead horse at this point, but I'm really curious if there's anywhere in the fucking world where that would be considered harassment with jail time as a punishment.

If anyone, it's probably the Leafs, huh? Maybe the Aussies? It certainly isn't in the US (by every scientific and legal metric, stalker child).
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Not Aust or NZ, Space Edge’s take is correct in both those countries. Surely even Canada would also correctly see these as bitchy conversations rather than harassment? Harassment is meant to be one-sided, as a matter of common sense. You are supposed to either ignore them or just once tell them to go away (and then stop responding) if you want to call yourself a victim of harassment.
 
I have a Trolley Problem:
On one track is Patrick in all his fatness and corpulence, on the other track is a vat labeled "10,000 viable embryos".
 
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