If Kiwi Farms dies for good, are you going to become an e-celeb?

[Pissmaster]

You'll be able to act as much like a self-destructive jackass as you want, and nobody will be able to make a thread about you. You may also get very wealthy from crazy people throwing money at you. Are you going to do it?

 

[SandyCat]

If I knew I could make bank I'd do it regardless of whether or not kiwifarms is a thing.

As much as I hate to say it I'd rather be a Ethan Klien living in ignorant retarded bliss with my tens of millions, sounds like a better life than being a poorfag all things considered.

Then again I'd have to live with being a literal greedy jew. Maybe being a poorfag kiwifarms poster isn't so bad after all.

 

[Cats]

I always thought it would alleviate some of the tension of the modern era if someone went to a random school with like a backpack full of bananas apples mangos plums and started moving from room to room methodically passing them out to the kids, that person could be the first ever in our country to commit a school fruiting

 

[Wormy]

As much as I hate to say it I'd rather be a Ethan Klien living in ignorant retarded bliss with my tens of millions, sounds like a better life than being a poorfag all things considered.

Pretty much this, though I'd make much more of an effort to dissapear. Tens of millions? Oh yea, I can vanish with that kind of money. I can cut off the world completely.

Then again I'd have to live with being a literal greedy jew. Maybe being a poorfag kiwifarms poster isn't so bad after all.

If you're already hated, what's the loss? Being poor and hated or being rich and hated? I know what I'd take...

 

[Israellover1234]

No need, my AIPAC speaker role already pays enough

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’d just keep banging old people for the inheritance, but I’d be a little less happy.

 

[El Goblina]

Encyclopedia Dramatica is my bunker. Null is much less foul than that place, but they still maintain some of the truth in a different form.

 

[Beak Thing]

If you die on the Farms you die in real life.

 

[Bismyth]

I thought you had to be jewish to become an eceleb.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I thought you had to be jewish to become an eceleb.

Nah that’s real celebrities

 

[Vingle]

No, the farms is the sole reason for why anyone knows that I'm alive.

 

[Bismyth]

Nah that’s real celebrities

Yeah, I guess that'd be celebrities vs 'influencers'.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Whether you're a musician, or a writer, or anything in entertainment, unless you're a JK Rowling style megastar with enough money and clout built up from off-internet that the cancel mobs can't get you no matter how angry you make them, if you are an e-celebrity you are the bitch of the masses, and they will never let you forget it.

Imagine the kind of people who use the internet. Now imagine your entire livelihood being based upon sucking up to them. Hell no.

Becoming an e-celebrity requires a person to internalize modern Twitter/LA culture. It's like getting rich by drawing furry porn: sure, it might work and make you money, but at what cost to your soul?

 

[Big Stank Dick Dad]

If you die on the Farms you die in real life.

This is why we have to kill the internet before it kills Kiwi Farms.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I will mookbang but only inedible things like paper.
That'll be my hook.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

No, but I will reveal myself to have been Chris Chan in a clevear disguise. Currently on the run. MINA.

Make Incest Normal Again

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’ll make an OnlyFans

Cock pics - $20
Ass pics - $10
Feet pics - $5

 

[stupid orc]

i'm already an e-celeb

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I always thought it would alleviate some of the tension of the modern era if someone went to a random school with like a backpack full of bananas apples mangos plums and started moving from room to room methodically passing them out to the kids, that person could be the first ever in our country to commit a school fruiting

yeah but would they grape the kids