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It wouldn't be floating anymore. It'd be sinking.
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It wouldn't be floating anymore. It'd be sinking.
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What if Chris finally realized that the writing on Family Guy is godawful?
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He had a hard enough time recognizing himself in the mirror, expecting him to have some critical thoughts on a show is a bit beyond his capability.
What if it turned out that, by some fucking miracle, the Chandlers are actually British Royalty?
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The whole country would become Republicans overnight and Buckingham Palace would be stormed before Barb even had a chance to put the first Union Jack fridge magnet in the Royal Hoard.
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He wouldn't have been as spoiled, and thus would've become a marginally better person.
What if Bob had walked into Chris' room during this wonderful little display?
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then he'd be Aspymatsu-san.
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What if Chris smoked some really potent crack.
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chris would try to spin it as "it's satire about bad humor, a parody of bad writing."
He would have died then.
is it a coincidence that the name of the ancient greek who died from laughter was named
Chrysippus
i think not
he would be the Anatidaeflexion Retardious
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What if a College Sorority bought a house across the street from Chris?
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If the house was full of boyfriend free girls, Chris would crash one of their house parties to look for a potential sweetheart.
What if Cole was forced to let Chris and Barb move in with him?
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Outside of staying in Manhattan with his wife, there isn't much information about Cole's current living situation. For all we know, he could either be in a small apartment in a gentrified area or a bleak 2-bedder in the shitty part of town. Also we don't know what his wife is like, so we can't tell if she'll be welcoming to the Chandlers or threaten to leave Cole over it.
Either way, the Chandlers and their pets crammed up in a small New York apartment with two other people is a walking Health code violation on multiple levels. But that hasn't stopped them from getting away with it before, and I'm pretty sure a vast majority of people in the city do things in a similar, if not worse fashion.
Worst Case scenario, Cole's home becomes a toxic environment from both a figurative and literal standpoint. But we all knew that from the start, didn't we?
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Unless his wife is a multimillionaire it's a very small apartment. An opulent two bedder will run you more than most people have.
At least Cole is a more ambitious sponge than most because he certainly isn't contributing much with his "income" from YouTube videos maybe 40 people watch.
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No one would know, he'd go straight back to Riverwood after telling Balgruuf to send reinforcements only so he can leech of either Ralof or Hadvar's family for the rest of his life.
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he wouldn't use a yell because he would accidentally start each attempt with hmm yes
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One curse-ye-ha-me-ha would kill every dragon instantly.
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What if Chris did the Gangnam Style dance in all the places he hung out?