FB 3/6 - Thanks For the PS4, Miss Kagney Lynn Moore

[Ooomegah]

Welp, is this another "Chloe"?

In b4 Chris forgets about Kagney in a month or two.

 

[Positron]

Of course it is a Miss. Dang dirty MALES never do good things to Chris.

 

[4Macie]

Just throwing this out there....
If you google search "Kagney Lynn Moore"... you get some...interesting results.

Spoiler

Apparently, the porn actress Kagney Lynn does a bit of lesbian porn (some of which contain scissoring), and a few of her male-included porn are with Kevin Moore. Even more amazingly...one of those videos contains Kagney Lynn and Kevin Moore pretending to be newly weds (or something..I don't know, I didn't actually watch it. If someone wants to for validity...go for it).

I'm thinking, as many of us had guessed, Chris bought this for himself. OR a ween did it, using a porn actress's name...god knows why. But then again, only god knows why a ween would buy Chris a PS4.
Or it's just a huge coincidence that the buyer of the PS4 has the same name as porn star...

Edit:

Spoiler

Thanks to SkeletonBias420 for finding out that:
"Kagney Linn Carter" was mentioned by Chris when he was selling his porn collection on Craigslist:

Other:
Playboy Girls of Reality TV, Playboy's Girlfriends, Sex Trivia, Pleasure Principle, Sweet Young Things 1, 2 and 3, Latin Sinsations, Pamm & Tommy Lee: Hardcore and Uncensored, On Top of Ol' Woody, Teen Models 1, Just Vagina, Car Wash Girls, Angelina Armani Starlets, Kagney Linn Karter: Superhero Sex Therapist

 

[Asperchewy]

This is why our country is so fucked up. Don't help hungry kids, don't help the homeless, Dont supply clean water. Just help an adult buy overpriced toys....

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

"Couple of months".

What a lazy fuck, 2 months??? I would have expected to clear out all the merch in the Etsy store.

 

[registereduser]

The last 30 seconds or so where he's trying to figure out how to stop the camera are so fucking great, especially at the very end when he goes "ah!"

 

[AW 006]

Kagney From Seattle?
plot twist: The PS4 is really from Jeff/ Franciiiine. Jeff made so much money with his knock-off merch and seducing lesbians in Seattle that bought Chris a PS4 in gratitude for him not showing his fangs.

 

[forbidden cumlord]

Is it just me, or does Chris look more passingly feminine than usual? The whole video, I was thinking of her as a retarded woman, completely forgetting she's a guy.

 

[LM 697]

According to Kiwi supporters list, that person's a fairly active member here.

 

[Funnybone]

Fun reminder that getting genuinely pissed off at Chris and his autistic supporters won't do squat.
Just enjoy the lols people.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

1. Nothing more pleasing than a doughy brony.
2. Admit that at first you were disgusted someone bought him the PS4 but then you were like, thank Jebus the PS4 landed a new video!
3. The best part of his resent vids are the awkward sign offs...bwaaaaaa ha ha ha!

 

[Handsome Pete]

Even more amazingly...one of those videos contains Kagney Lynn and Kevin Moore pretending to be newly weds

Jesus Christ, that's some of the best Chris-deciphering I've ever seen. But it captures his thought process perfectly: Kagney Lynn marries Kevin Moore in a movie, therefore in Chris's mind she is "Mrs. Moore" forever after. Does Chris believe porn employs heavy serialization? It's completely plausible.

According to Kiwi supporters list, that person's a fairly active member here.

Or she's a real person, whatever.

 

[Milktheturtle]

According to Kiwi supporters list, that person's a fairly active member here.

AKA the person who maybe made one of the worst fucking choice of their life.

 

[Zoobles]

five bucks says his next post is going to be him saying he "dizzy" or "unwell" so that he can push back production of his paid invoices and validate his video game time.

 

[MerriedSeinorComic]

If he fucks it and then busts it up with a hammer, will Francine give Chris the $120k he's entitled to?

 

[Milktheturtle]

five bucks says his next post is going to be him saying he "dizzy" or "unwell" so that he can push back production of his paid invoices and validate his video game time.

Or him shipping amiibo he was already supposed to ship from past orders to Kagney

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Seeing Chris happy like that is nice in a weird kind of way...It's kind of like seeing a little kid play with a toy they just opened up.

Well, at least he's had a good day, I guess.

 

[Milktheturtle]

If it's true,it should be one the new guideline''Dont give anything to fucking Chris''

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Fuck this person. Fuck this person, honestly. It doesn't matter what Chris asks for now, because they'll give it to him.

 

[Mason Verger]

According to Kiwi supporters list, that person's a fairly active member here.

Though this is way too Machiavellin for Chris, I sweet little fuck you to the forums would be to thank random members for the gift then let the 'in-salting' begin.