Live Action Little Mermaid

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RussianBlonde

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Finally, what everyone wanted. A black mermaid. How long has the obvious prowess at swimming of black people been ignored by Hollywood? Finally, things are being made right.
 
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More Negro Fatigue.

When black people are now stealing fairy tales and culture, you know that they'd steal white people's dreams if they could.
 
Seriously, Ive seen pictures of her looking pretty but they made her look like a combo of Wendy Williams and some crackhead. She legit does look like hammerhead here, where are her eyebrows? Ariel was supposed to be beautiful. This chick's hair matches her skin tone, like damn they did her dirty.

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Funny how that Tyrone edit of Ariel which was made years ago finally came to pass. Guess the merge was real all along.

More Negro Fatigue.

When black people are now stealing fairy tales and culture, you know that they'd steal white people's dreams if they could.
That would unironically make for a good kids film. Have it animated by hand and its golden.
 
WE WUZ MERMAIDS N SHIET

You think they're gonna make Ursula a drag queen or troon because she was based after that drag queen that was in Pink Flamingos?
 
Imagine this hammerhead belting out the old classic, 'Part of your world' but updated for a new, modern, urban market....


Look at this shit
Isn't it fly?
Nuff' chains and crack pipes
you could just die?
Dontcha you think I'm the hoe
The hoe who got da' shit?
Look at this heap
Totes' a fly stash
How much can be earned with my fishy gash?
Lookin' around you'd say
(Fuck) hoe's got the shit!

I've got gats and razors aplenty
I've got bracelets and welfare galore
(You want crack babies?
I got twenty)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna to be where the rappers are
I wanna to see
want to see 'em dancin'
slappin' around on those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - tricks!
Bobbin' your head you don't get too far
Daddy always takes a massive cut
Twerkin' along to the
(Was da word?) Club!

Out where they strut
Out where they slut
Up whar popo don' stop all da fun!
Trickin' free
Wish I could be
Part of that world!
 
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