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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
God almighty, that bitch's twitter is like Chinese water torture. I think she's a KHiver. Uses "y'all" in every sentence despite appearing to have been born in or around Calcutta. Lots of "lololol wypipo can't season food." I still can't really get my head around the idea that these people are real.
"wypipo can't season food"
Meanwhile in Africa
 
I need to check the chart and see who ranks higher on the progressive stack before I can decide who to cheer for.
There is nobody higher on the progressive stack than white men who put on a dress and declare themselves women and then immediately start slapping the bitch out of women of color.
 
It’s funny that internet leftists try to separate themselves from “liberals”. It’s the Twitter version of “not like other girls”.

The firearm industry is politically powerful. By buying guns and ammo they’re feeding into it. And it’s not like they’re only buying basics, they buy a lot.

You can’t rightfully pretend to be an antifa super soldier revolutionary while throwing money at the gun lobby. The same one they allege funds right wing politicians and policy. Then there’s the firearms industry’s relationships with law enforcement and the military.

None of that would bring a problem if they’d just admit to buying guns because they’re fun, but they insist of framing everything as this epic altruistic struggle and it makes them look dumb.
 
Fedpost J got owned
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And went to attack the Woke Womxn again
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It's awkward to realize this, but in a showdown between gun-grabbing hysterical twitter shitlibs and the tranch, I'd side with the tranch every time.

Well, I wouldn't fight for them, but they are surprisingly the less annoying party in this idiotic slapfight. As any proper Kiwi, I know my true "side" is kicking back with a bucket of popcorn to watch the tard rage as entertainment
 
Just to inflame the pro and anti gun movements, perhaps the 2nd amendment was misunderstood over the years?

Is it possible that instead of tyranny, they were expecting people to be armed in case of Tranny?
 
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I really don't understand the talking point of gun owners being statistically more likely to die from their own gun than somebody else's. You can interpret that in a multitude of ways, such as the scenario where it's true because the gun is such effective protection that the biggest threat to its owner becomes itself.

Both of these idiots are insufferable, but Dungeater Jen doesn't have any nuance to his stupid points, he's just angry and sucks at arguing. Which is to be expected since he used to post on Something Awful. And then Penis hops in.

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I suppose this is a strange comparison to make, but the way the tranch members conduct themselves here reminds me of the Westboro Baptist Church. Yes, they screech and rant about their beliefs to an uncaring public, but they usually ignore criticism while on occasion taking a smug position of superiority when baited. What really gets under their skin, though, is when somebody who has adjacent ideals presents dissenting logic. For the WBC, it's when fellow Christians cite the Bible as justification for why they're brainless cretins. For the tranch, it's when a fellow liberal uses common leftie talking points against the tranch's gun waving.
 
Nobody asked but I will sperg about it anyway in a very informative if only tangentially on topic way.

The second screenshot in this post contains a quote tweet of a post made by one "Yeezy" (a minor figure in the Twitter 3D printed gun community). His post contains several propaganda images featuring the outline of an FGC-9 MK.II (you can tell most easily by looking at the buttstock at least when looking at an outline), an improved version of the original FGC-9 both of which were worked on by the now sadly deceased German-Kurdish individual known as JStark1809 who died of a heart condition not long after being raided by Police.

Documentary featuring both JStark and the FGC-9 MK.I
 
I really don't understand the talking point of gun owners being statistically more likely to die from their own gun than somebody else's. You can interpret that in a multitude of ways, such as the scenario where it's true because the gun is such effective protection that the biggest threat to its owner becomes itself.
The actual statistic, I swear I'm not making this up, is that gun owners who commit suicide are more likely to use a gun to do so than non-gun owners who commit suicide.
 
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There's actual merit to the "I need this gun to protect me from fucking wildlife" argument but I can give that a pass when the tranch is screeching about guns. All they do is play solider and go pew pew at "fascists" on twitter, if they dealt with a real animal I assumed they'd get mauled by it.
 
I love that Fedposter J's photo that is literally open alcohol containers and guns.

Don't know shit about 'em myself but I have a sneaking suspicion that showing them off in combination (in what feels more like a weird self-own than the cooladult.jpg pic he seems to think this is) should be, idk, a red flag? But then again EVERYTHING he posts is a red flag.
 
I thought he was bragging that he'd bought the Official Koozie® of Antifa.
I love the irony that he's denying his participation in consumerism labeled as antifascism and then posts a photo of antifash merch that he bought. I bet that koozie is from Amazon.com and was printed in some third world sweatshop by brown people, too.

Josie might be one of the more non self-aware Troons I've seen and that's truly saying something.
 
My god that pissed them off, that pissed them off maybe more than anything this forum has said or posted about them before. Salty!
 
My god that pissed them off, that pissed them off maybe more than anything this forum has said or posted about them before. Salty!
Being called right wing and taticool mall ninjas is on the same level as calling them slurs. They hate nothing worse than being like those GOD DAMN RIGHTWING BIGOTS or worse, being called fucking stupid and fake. It's great.
 
Being called right wing and taticool mall ninjas is on the same level as calling them slurs. They hate nothing worse than being like those GOD DAMN RIGHTWING BIGOTS or worse, being called fucking stupid and fake. It's great.
they are mall ninjas with their firearms it's ridiculous
 
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