Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Kiwifarms lives rent-free in Lucas head and he can't get enough of us.

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Which one is it, Lucas?
Why is that user pathetic for "threatening to dox" others, but when you do the same thing with Josh's mother, it's fair game?
 
Lucas, it's quite cumbersome to have to communicate across the barrier of screenshots, why don't you log in and come talk to us here? It'll be much easier to keep track of things that way.
 
Keffals achieved his big victory but he's still posting multiple prints of kiwifarms posts on his verified twitter account per day? How can this be? I thought we got banished to the shadow realm or something?
 
Immortalizing the glories of our users for posterity (A)
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Where's @HorseGirlSupremacy tho'
Come on, mang, I dox people too.

I literally found the Keffals Derangement Syndrome account owner's address less than ten minutes after Keffals retweeted them. I also posted BaldChris's and Ari Drennen's doxes, what gives Lucas? What's a nigga gotta do to get some recognition... *sigh*
 
im gonna drop bombs,

But he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity
 
What if this thread could only be viewed by users with a high enough reaction score? It's clear Lucas is getting off on all the attention he gets via this thread. It might be fun to fuck with that a bit to filter out lurkers, plants, and feds.
 
I'm curious about how much money Lucas owed Gibs Canada prior to last month. Since he was scamming welfare full-time for years, I'm willing to bet that he also milked every source of state Covid Relief he could in 2020-2021.
In a stroke of Canadian dystopia, you see, the federal government has been demanding people pay part (or all) of it back if they claimed in bad faith, since the government didn't actually screen applicants properly and often even sent more than they should've because they were being incompetent. A huge amount of low-income people who were overcompensated and didn't know until after the fact have found out in recent months that they need to pay back $500-$1000 they can't even spare now that they're back on their feet, sometimes more. Sometimes a lot more.
Simple narrative. Lucas finds out the Canadian government wants, I don't know, $10,000 back. He might be able to scrap that together, but that's money he deserves, after all. Since he's already mad at KF for getting his mom's crack shack address from out of the phone book, he arranges to have himself swatted and goes on a donation/takedown crusade while conveniently fleeing abroad to stay with some other troon. Now that he's out of Canada and gotten way more than however-many grand he owes Canada, there are all kinds of options open to him.
 
Kiwifarms lives rent-free in Lucas head and he can't get enough of us.

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LMAO! Personality? Lucas you have no personality. If not for your reeing at the Farms you would be the most boring, dead eyed, uncharismatic person I have ever come across. Fun fact, when Null did his MATI episode on you Lucas I ended up falling asleep at work when he talked about your findom shit. I am not joking. When Null was playing videos of your findom acts I ended up falling asleep on the couch in my works break room. That was how unsexy, boring and uncharismatic you are. No one has ever in my life been able to put me to sleep, not even my parents, but you did Lucas. So congrats to that I guess.
 
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Interesting.
Is there a tally of the swatting claims, their dates, locations, have they been proven legitimate etc. ?
I'd be curious to see a running total.
The real reason Lucas wants this placed to be banned is because of the "slurs" and insults, and because we may call him Lucas here and gender him CORRECTLY, with the correct he/him pronouns. Oh and then there is the uncovering of all his highly questionable likely illegal past-times...I don't think he gives a damn about the obvious fed posting.
 
At the end of the day, at least Lucas can't see our super secret Member's Only board. Boy, that would be a doozy!
 
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