😵‍💫 Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Melkor]

I learned all of my magic from Wizard 101.

 

[Autphag]

I learned all of my magic from Wizard 101.

I wrote all the course material for that, and besides, it was misinformation to ensnare little penis-envy sufferers like you, faux-transmale.

 

[Melkor]

I wrote all the course material for that, and besides, it was misinformation to ensnare little penis-envy sufferers like you, faux-transmale.

It's a fucking MMO, you tard.

 

[Autphag]

It's a fucking MMO, you tard.

What's that, you're under the mistaken impression that anyone's heard of your obscure retard references? And that was you claiming to have a life earlier. How embarassingly does this bode for you? Since you lack shame, I suppose it is as well that you're a cripplingly autistic, and still faux-transmale, penis-envy sufferer.

 

[Vorhtbame]

You can lampoon my magical powers all you please. The fact of the matter is that a congregation of us Aspergians back in Juche 100, shortly before Kim Jong-il's death, were taught Chukjibop -- distance shrinking magic -- just underneath the foot of the mountainpass of White Mountain, by the Dear Leader himself, through telepathic amaranth crystal link connecting the Aspergian and Mongoloid conscientousnesses at the new Temple of the Mount, which had been reconstructed free of semitic influence, and re-Aryanized in an East-Aryan mode for the new century, imparting newly conferred powers to the newly appointed group for the conferrence of those powers, the Aspergian hypermale master-race, a new splinter fork-race, top-race to Aryan and Mongoloid both, that is, transcendental in Northitude even to the Nordics themselves.

Okay, sorry, this is just too damn funny. You're a comic genius.

 

[Melkor]

What's that, you're under the mistaken impression that anyone's heard of your obscure exceptional individual references? And that was you claiming to have a life earlier. How embarassingly does this bode for you? Since you lack shame, I suppose it is as well that you're a cripplingly autistic, and still faux-transmale, penis-envy sufferer.

Somebody (Autphag) doesn't know what sarcasm is.

 

[Autphag]

Somebody (Autphag) doesn't know what sarcasm is.

That you needed to explicate the target of your jibe in parentheses tells me the real problem is that you're absolute garbage at delivery.

 

[Overchek]

That you needed to explicate the target of your jibe in parentheses tells me the real problem is that you're absolute garbage at delivery.

OR it could be that people think your're, you know, stupid crazy.

 

[Vorhtbame]

That you needed to explicate indicate the target of your jibe in parentheses tells me the real problem is that you're absolute garbage at delivery.

Otherwise, good. You're starting to learn English at last.

 

[Melkor]

That you needed to explicate the target of your jibe in parentheses tells me the real problem is that you're absolute garbage at delivery.

Nah, I had to put your name in parentheses because otherwise you would've made the (overused) comeback, "YOU MEAN YOURSELF??"

 

[Autphag]

Nah, I had to put your name in parentheses because otherwise you would've made the (overused) comeback, "YOU MEAN YOURSELF??"

You mean, the appropriate consequence of you still being shit at delivery? 'Cuz it's projection whether I make that obvious to your obtuse arse by way of deflection or not.

 

[Melkor]

You mean, the appropriate consequence of you still being shit at delivery? 'Cuz it's projection whether I make that obvious to your obtuse arse by way of deflection or not.

See, I love jabbing at you because you always take the bait and fail to attempt to one-up me. Your ego is showing.

 

[Vorhtbame]

You mean, the appropriate consequence of you still being shit at delivery? 'Cuz it's projection whether I make that obvious to your obtuse arse by way of deflection or not.

Who's your favorite comedian?

 

[Autphag]

See, I love jabbing at you because you always take the bait and fail to attempt to one-up me. Your ego is showing.

>Translation: I can barely conceal my seething anger

Okay.

Seriously, "African University" just about describes the level of intrigue presented by you dullards.

 

[Overchek]

>Translation: I can barely conceal my seething anger

Okay.

Seriously, "African University" just about describes the level of intrigue presented by you dullards.

You just did it again.

 

[Melkor]

>Translation: I can barely conceal my seething anger

Okay.

Seriously, "African University" just about describes the level of intrigue presented by you dullards.

"You are just mad because you are angry."

 

[Vorhtbame]

>Seriously, "African University" just about describes the level of intrigue presented by you dullards.

You haven't seen the maneuvering we do of a Saturday afternoon. Melkor has rallied the trannies of KF to unseat Katsu_Kitty, and a secretive cabal whose names I dare not speak are conspiring to convince Null that he's actually a clone of Chris-Chan.

 

[John Furrman]

>Translation: I can barely conceal my seething anger

Okay.

Seriously, "African University" just about describes the level of intrigue presented by you dullards.

Interestingly, what you feel when you interact with us is what we feel about you when interacting with you, except we're justified because you're acting like a complete faggot, posting over 600 messages in 13 days. You clearly don't care at all about this.

 

[Autphag]

Interestingly, what you feel when you interact with us is what we feel about you when interacting with you, except we're justified because you're acting like a complete faggot, posting over 600 messages in 13 days. You clearly don't care at all about this.

Says a fetishist of hairs.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Says a fetishist of hairs.

You forgot to add something about his mom.