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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Another thing, the tank is not owned by the troons, they would have signed a contract which gives the gas company plenty of outs and reason to confiscate THEIR propane tank at the end of the day.

I dont buy the armed crew either. They would have brought a sheriff's deputy with them if they were that concerned. There are so many liability issues with arming your own field technician that a company isn't going to skirt over 1 problematic customer.
 
Bogliacci said:
Another thing, the tank is not owned by the troons, they would have signed a contract which gives the gas company plenty of outs and reason to confiscate THEIR propane tank at the end of the day.

I dont buy the armed crew either. They would have brought a sheriff's deputy with them if they were that concerned. There are so many liability issues with arming your own field technician that a company isn't going to skirt over 1 problematic customer.
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Its probably a small company operating in Rural Colorado, doing things themself and not waiting for the cops wouldn't be out of line if they've never been bitten before.
Honestly my bet would be "Off duty deputy buddy"
 
Bogliacci said:
There are so many liability issues with arming your own field technician that a company isn't going to skirt over 1 problematic customer.
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I don't know any repo operations that don't send out their guys armed. Where does this happen?
 
A propane tank is not a car. The armed "repo" idea makes zero sense.
Some lowly delivery guy who drives a propane truck isn't going to get in to a life risking situation over a tank. They will just not deliver there anymore.
A leased tank is completely worthless. Repoing it under any hostile situation would be retarded.. There is a thick metal ring welded around the valve that has the company's mark stamped in to it. Another company wont fill someone else's leased tank. If you want to switch to company B from company A then you have to get company A to come removed their tank 1st.

This propane tank story sounds completely bullshit. My bet is they ran out of propane and the company wont deliver with out taking care of the past due amount. They wont pay so they had them come take the empty tank. And then hope to switch to a different company and run up a tab there.
 
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My bet is they ran out of propane and the company wont deliver with out taking care of the past due amount. They wont pay so they had them come take the empty tank. And then hope to switch to a different company and run up a tab there.
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That's reasonable, and makes sense: lets them take photos of the place where the tank used to be, gives them an excuse for a gofundme and they are talking to their lawyer asked "If I name & falsely shame a company who's only fault was expecting us to pay our bills, can we be sued for defamation?"
 
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Chef Phillip with another corn syrup abomination
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Larping as an Irish again
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Did... did anyone else notice that 'they came and took our propane leaving us without heat or the ability to cook' on August 31st... and then Penny is preparing stir-fry 'to cook tonight' on September 1st later that day?

Eta: went and checked the respective tweets myself to make sure it wasn't a conflict of screenshot timezones. The stir-fry Tweet is made three hours AFTER the 'took muh propane' Tweet. Idk if Penny is the one running the official Twitter now that Bonnie's fucked off but if not they should work on keeping their lies straight.
 
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BoobWhiskers said:
Eta: went and checked the respective tweets myself to make sure it wasn't a conflict of screenshot timezones. The stir-fry Tweet is made three hours AFTER the 'took muh propane' Tweet. Idk if Penny is the one running the official Twitter now that Bonnie's fucked off but if not they should work on keeping their lies straight.
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Buddy they tell their followers "We are women" and their followers believe them. Critical thinking is not a skill the Follow The Science crowd possesses. You gotta keep up your doublethink lest you commit wrongthink, prole.
 
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Ghostse said:
Buddy they tell their followers "We are women" and their followers believe them. Critical thinking is not a skill the Follow The Science crowd possesses. You gotta keep up your doublething lest you commit wrongthink, prole.
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I'm just mad that if they're not expecting their followers to factcheck anything that we don't get more outrageous fabrications in the 'Tran Ranch to the rescue of the mtf in nazi captivity' vein.

I want my Troonicorns vs Earl shootout at high noon, with Kevin heroically taking out an attack drone with a thrown transformer toy and Jarrod vanished into federal custody by the entire SEAL team 6 goddammit.
 
Jump said:
A propane tank is not a car. The armed "repo" idea makes zero sense.
Some lowly delivery guy who drives a propane truck isn't going to get in to a life risking situation over a tank. They will just not deliver there anymore.
A leased tank is completely worthless. Repoing it under any hostile situation would be retarded.. There is a thick metal ring welded around the valve that has the company's mark stamped in to it. Another company wont fill someone else's leased tank. If you want to switch to company B from company A then you have to get company A to come removed their tank 1st.

This propane tank story sounds completely bullshit. My bet is they ran out of propane and the company wont deliver with out taking care of the past due amount. They wont pay so they had them come take the empty tank. And then hope to switch to a different company and run up a tab there.
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Earl has seized the tank for redistribution to the Oglalala Lakota to keep them warm through winter and help them burn all the trash someone tipped on their lawns

#LANDBACK!
 
Oxyjen said:
There’s a non-zero chance that the revised Amhole will become a frackable geyser of methane.
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Nope, still zero because Kevin will never have sex and fracking is too close and he probably has commissioned some fracking fetish art already.
 
Guy says the Business Insider writer just came and talked to him, didn't record anything:
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Oxyjen said:
George seems to be an even bigger crybaby than the tranchers.
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It also appears he has no grasp on subtlety given that Business Insider article was very wink wink nudge nudge about the ludicrousness of the Tranch. George, if you're reading this, please go do some actual journalism on the real story behind whatever is going on with their supposed propane tank removal.
 
KiwiFuzz said:
The Sangre de Cristo Sentinel did a story on the tranch:

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Maybe the propane man was one of those they insulted. Maybe the propane lady is a cookie-baking lesbian from California. Anyway, it's clearly gone as they've posted photos of the replacement.
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I doubt that someone will come out to fill that little thing. They'll probably have to cart it to the propane shop every time they want to fill it.
 
Prolego said:
Maybe the propane man was one of those they insulted. Maybe the propane lady is a cookie-baking lesbian from California. Anyway, it's clearly gone as they've posted photos of the replacement.
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I doubt that someone will come out to fill that little thing. They'll probably have to cart it to the propane shop every time they want to fill it.
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Umm, shouldn't that tank be on something more stable than a dug out hole? Like a paving stone or use one of the many rocks laying around. This doesn't look safe and it will fall over with a stiff breeze.
 
Molly White's Breast Milk said:
Umm, shouldn't that tank be on something more stable than a dug out hole? Like a paving stone or use one of the many rocks laying around. This doesn't look safe and it will fall over with a stiff breeze.
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Cocks shouldn't be cut open and inverted, so I don't think "logic" or "sense" ever had a place at the Tranch.
 
BoobWhiskers said:
Did... did anyone else notice that 'they came and took our propane leaving us without heat or the ability to cook' on August 31st... and then Penny is preparing stir-fry 'to cook tonight' on September 1st later that day?

Eta: went and checked the respective tweets myself to make sure it wasn't a conflict of screenshot timezones. The stir-fry Tweet is made three hours AFTER the 'took muh propane' Tweet. Idk if Penny is the one running the official Twitter now that Bonnie's fucked off but if not they should work on keeping their lies straight.
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When you posted this, I thought, "What if... what if... they've grabbed a 20# propane tank that's normally used for a bbq grill, and nigger-rigged it to connect to the stove?" Then I dismissed the idea because I underestimated their idiocy/lunacy. Sigh.

I'm willing to bet they will be switching to the 20# tanks so they can have a bunch on hand to swap out at a moment's notice, and they won't have to take that larger tank to town every week to be filled.

What a confederacy of dunces.
 
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