Containment What If?

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris was on Geordie Shore?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris was on Geordie Shore?

With his facial blindness, he'd probably have a terrible anxiety attack thinking that somehow everyone was or looked like Clyde Cash. In all seriousness, Chris on any shore would just be a beached whale.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was a Gear fighting for the Coalition of Ordered Governments?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris started making reaction videos?

CHRIS REACTS TO COP SHOOTINGS
hmm yes
CHRIS REACTS TO THE HINDENBURG
hmm yes
CHRIS REACTS TO OLD TV SHOWS
hmm yes
CHRIS REACTS TO CHRIS
hmm yes

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was on Geordie Shore?

He'd be the only halfway intelligible person there.

 

[Handsome Pete]

CHRIS REACTS TO COP SHOOTINGS
hmm yes
CHRIS REACTS TO THE HINDENBURG
hmm yes
CHRIS REACTS TO OLD TV SHOWS
hmm yes
CHRIS REACTS TO CHRIS
hmm yes

Good lord, this might be the closest we come to getting the mailbag back.

 

[Roof Arsebogger]

What if Chris read Dianetics or Self Analysis?

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

What if the Westboro Baptist Church picketed Chris's funeral?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if the Westboro Baptist Church picketed Chris's funeral?

 

[fuehrer_dessler]

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[Asandy31]

What if the Westboro Baptist Church picketed Chris's funeral?

They wouldn't, because even in death it would be apparent that Chris' gender confusion is a not so elaborate rouse.

 

[fuehrer_dessler]

They wouldn't, because even in death it would be apparent that Chris' gender confusion is a not so elaborate rouse.

A ruse? You give Chris too much credit.

 

[ZombieFromWork]

What if Chris became mainstream?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) had a gambling addiction?

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris became mainstream?

kiwifarms would be flooded with 2000 people screaming JULAY

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris became mainstream?

It'd be like when Jessi Slaughter was featured on GMA.

What if Chris became a rent-a-cop?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris(tine) had a gambling addiction?

He'd gamble away the deed to his house and become homeless.

What if Chris visited a Cherokee Reservation to show off his "heritage?"

 

[MrJakeTerror]

He'd gamble away the deed to his house and become homeless.

What if Chris visited a Cherokee Reservation to show off his "heritage?"

I don't know if Scalping is a Cherokian practice, but it will if he goes anywhere near their women and children.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris offered up his house if someone sent him a ps4?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris offered up his house if someone sent him a ps4?

Barb would be pissed and the ween who went through with the transaction would be pleased as punch (for about 15 minutes before he goes into convulsions from the Smell.)

What if Chris was the Hotstepper?