DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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That's what I wanted to ask about the big tip. He didn't verify it? Thought only verified accounts could tip.
 
The old guard Stands with you Phil

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chargebacks? seriously? this is the no. 1 reason why people are fucking disgusted by you.

you made almost $600 yesterday just by filming yourself sitting on you gout infested ass for a few hours. you have zero concept about money and what people have to do to get it. there are people who have to work 1-2 week for that amount and im talking about real work not just larping as a blue collar worker "busting his ass".
and what do you do? being thankful? being grateful?frivolously
no, you immediately come up with new scummy schemes and lies to brainwash and guilttrip your cultmembers so you can literally squeeze every last penny out of them.

you are a textbook parasitic tick, a leech in human form. in the 40years on this planet you have contributed absolutely nothing to society, 0. you only scam mentally and socially handicapped people without any remorse or
guilty conscience and then you frivolously consume.
Yeah I'm getting some Old Guard energy from this whole ordeal.

Phil gets incredibly greedy around his Youtube payment. This dude took the opportunity of his situation to go maximum overdrive with the cash flow he got. The funny thing this time though is he didn't even have to outright beg for it and had no real reason.

Just mention you have a booger in your nose and people dumped their money on him when there is no damn urgency. It's why I'm so god damn dumbfounded on the whole situation. There is no SAVE THE HOUSE. There is no BIG BILLS. There is no GOTTA EAT OUT MY WIFE.

Dude took a freebie with this one, decided to dump it all into champions and then brought up the ol' chargeback strat. The fuckin' madlad.
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Posting this clip in honor of DSP basically phasing the Nazi hat out of his videos. He never ever puts it in the polls any more unless he's playing SF2 because it is Bison's hat after all nothing to do with WW2. You hate to see it.
The Nazi hat reveal and being here when it happened is one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed live in my life.
 
Intresting use of the phase The Old Guard

The Old Guard
were the veteran elements of Emperor Napoleon's Imperial Guard, who were devoted to thier Emperor and he likewise was affectionate to them, calling them 'his children' . Moreover, they had the privilage to express their discontent freely, The Old Guard Grenadiers were known as "the Grumblers"

The term is still used in France today 'la vieille garde' when discussing ernstwhile acolytes of a poltican.

They were active from 1804–1815 (disbanded after The Battle of Waterloo)

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Phil pretty much confirmed what we already know - that he needs us more than we need him. He knows without the detractors, he's a forgotten shit-stain on the internet, yet in the same breath, we're still "idiots" and "losers." C'mon, Philly boy! Can your ego just take a dent on this one? We know the truth, you know the truth, just admit: you're nothing without us.

Us, well, we'll just move onto other cow's that need pointing and laughing at. The gunt and his antics are always a good time, same with Perry being a total boomer, Brianna Wu, Boogie, etc... I mean, I can go on...but where's the fun in that?

There will be a time where other famous detractors will move onto other cows. So, when just like you are in real life, you'll be all alone in a WAkhando that you still owe a SHIT ton of money on, filing for bankruptcy YET again, doing your best to get that 6 star Hogan, and soulmaid stuffing her face more to eat her feelings yet again, and you desperately wishing for the days of the vest streak. Sucks to suck!

Hi, Phil!
 

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Intresting use of the phase The Old Guard

The Old Guard
were the veteran elements of Emperor Napoleon's Imperial Guard, who were devoted to thier Emperor and he likewise was affectionate to them, calling them 'his children' . Moreover, they had the privilage to express their discontent freely, The Old Guard Grenadiers were known as "the Grumblers"

The term is still used in France today 'la vieille garde' when discussing ernstwhile acolytes of a poltican.

They were active from 1804–1815 (disbanded after The Battle of Waterloo)
That is interesting, though Belphegor probably picked up on that lingo from watching Pro Wrastlin' arcs, lol
 
Yeah I'm getting some Old Guard energy from this whole ordeal.

Phil gets incredibly greedy around his Youtube payment. This dude took the opportunity of his situation to go maximum overdrive with the cash flow he got. The funny thing this time though is he didn't even have to outright beg for it and had no real reason.

Just mention you have a booger in your nose and people dumped their money on him when there is no damn urgency. It's why I'm so god damn dumbfounded on the whole situation. There is no SAVE THE HOUSE. There is no BIG BILLS. There is no GOTTA EAT OUT MY WIFE.

Dude took a freebie with this one and decided to dump it all into champions then brought up the ol' chargeback strat. The fuckin' madlad.
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One of many moments where he would be having the last laugh if he had a retirement going for years. Instead, it's a gacha addiction, so he loses.

And that, right there, is why he can't bring himself to even say the name of the game. Phil knows exactly how much he has fucked himself, and is going to run from it until he can't. Probably from legit thinking his fans really will be there for him forever.
The Nazi hat reveal and being here when it happened is one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed live in my life.
I'll never stop being shocked at how much Phil has continued to compound his own problems after he became infamous for The Incident. He didn't keep his nose prior of course, but holy shit did he get worse once he became The Guy.

Phil deserves a book written by a psychiatrist for his worst timed recklessness ALONE. FFS, his phone should have been banished from his room after his account was found, let alone after he left it on live, with the exact WORST thing possible open.

Kind of mirrors The Incident, actually. Felt the urge to fap, had a stream to do later, so he does it in the worst room possible. Complete disregard for already being someone that people are looking to laugh at. And he learned nothing from it. Gurantee you he kept jerking on that couch afterward, at least until his little potato stopped working.
 
It’s really interesting watching phill sometimes when he’s having a bad day. He’s barley hanging on to reality. He’s one bad spell from a complete break down. I hope we get to witness that one day live on stream
 
Chargeback Saga is back, baby!
It’s really interesting watching phill sometimes when he’s having a bad day. He’s barley hanging on to reality. He’s one bad spell from a complete break down. I hope we get to witness that one day live on stream
Considering he has nothing BUT streaming going on in his life, its pretty much a guarantee at this point.
 
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Reminder that obvious one-off names that tip are lumped together as [alias]. As an example, the aliased names today included ThisIsHowYouDontPrestream, ChilledDetraction, SaintsPro, and NanakoDojimaIsTheKiller.
 
So, you guys think he'll be streaming long enough to see him have an anyrism? Or do you guys think he'll be gone from the internet before that happens.

All these bill can't be good for his heart and stress levels.

Lol, fucking homo.
 
So, you guys think he'll be streaming long enough to see him have an anyrism? Or do you guys think he'll be gone from the internet before that happens.

All these bill can't be good for his heart and stress levels.

Lol, fucking homo.
Id say heart attack from all that fast food and gin and hes gonna be streaming till the day he dies
 
The Nazi hat reveal and being here when it happened is one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed live in my life.

Agreed. Pages of screenshots and incredulousness on all our parts asking "Did this dumb motherfucker really buy a Nazi hat?", followed by Phil doubling down and insisting it's not a Nazi hat.

Hard to believe it was just over a year ago. Relive the magic here!

 
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