🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

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How long will Polissa last at her new apartment?

  • <1 month

    Votes: 4 4.5%

  • 1-2 months

    Votes: 22 24.7%

  • 2-4 months

    Votes: 20 22.5%

  • 4-6 months

    Votes: 33 37.1%

  • >6 months

    Votes: 10 11.2%
  • Total voters
    89
  • Poll closed .
Nul yells at us at least bi annually. You'd think the trannies and fatties who live here would know that.

This jail arc almost makes up for Kelly pussing out of fat camp
 
Office depot is only a few strip malls down from his job:

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I know it says disorderly conduct which means he probably was just generally noncompliant of course, but it could also be him refusing a drug test if he looked high or fucked up (from sugar crash or weed or whatever the cops thought he was under the influence of,) therefore making a trip to jail (even just overnight) required. I have family that have been picked up just on speeding/whatever where the cops demanded they take a drug test for weed and refusing it means they take you in, but I don't know if Alabama is the same as my state.
 
Come on, Po'lissa...spill the tea on Joh's charges and bail...he must have been arraigned by now.

Meanwhile, now that I've caught up...
...I'm nominating this thread for the Best New Fall Season Sitcom on the Deathfats Network. :achievement:
 
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Yes, that post from The First Null was more about joyless newfags who screech about cows who make money from streaming than anything to do with the site being in danger. In fact I'm pretty sure near the end of the post he said we're pretty stable and secure at the moment. But reading was never these people's strong suit.

I didn't mean to imply that Joh definitely rammed his car into something intentionally, but it wouldn't surprise me and made the most sense from what I'd read and heard in the dispatch. It does also make sense that he might have refused a drug test. Whatever Polly tells us will almost certainly be a lie though to put Joh in the best possible light. Hope the records become available soon.
 
Simon said:
Wasn't that posted a while ago and was more a general 'stop being fucking retards' from Null? I didn't see any scrambling at all. But these are the dumbasses that rejoice and claim victory when KF goes down for an hour.
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Whoever said that Polissa is just searching KiwiFarms on Twitter to bitch about us (@Kiwi Lime Pie I believe) is right.

Word of advice, Polly. You might not want to advertise your thread. Doing that has not ended well for other people we’ve discussed. Don’t want to piss off the actual wrong person.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Whoever said that Polissa is just searching KiwiFarms on Twitter to bitch about us (@Kiwi Lime Pie I believe) is right.

Word of advice, Polly. You might not want to advertise your thread. Doing that has not ended well for other people we’ve discussed. Don’t want to piss off the actual wrong person.
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She should honestly feel glad that we're the ones paying attention to her. I don't think she realizes how utterly fucking insane most of the BP users are.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Whoever said that Polissa is just searching KiwiFarms on Twitter to bitch about us (@Kiwi Lime Pie I believe) is right.

Word of advice, Polly. You might not want to advertise your thread. Doing that has not ended well for other people we’ve discussed. Don’t want to piss off the actual wrong person.
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PollyYeastyPockets, babe, you’re doing it wrong.

Keffals managed to grift nearly $100k Canadian dollars out of having a thread.

How many Jimmy Dean bowls could you get with a 100th of that?

Edit: goddamn autocorrect xD
 
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Carpe Jugulum said:
PollyYeastyPockets, babe, you’re doing it wrong.

Keffals managed to grift nearly $100k Canadian dollars out of having a thread.

How many Jimmy Dean bowels could you get with a 100th of that?
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I would absolutely love it if she got rich off this thread. She would make the world’s worst decisions and be broke in 5 years. It would be incredible.

FWIW my first thought when I heard he crashed was that he had low or high blood sugar.
 
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lol

Carpe Jugulum said:
PollyYeastyPockets, babe, you’re doing it wrong.

Keffals managed to grift nearly $100k Canadian dollars out of having a thread.

How many Jimmy Dean bowels could you get with a 100th of that?
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I know it’s a typo but Jimmy Dean bowels is honestly pretty accurate

A-Stump said:
She should honestly feel glad that we're the ones paying attention to her. I don't think she realizes how utterly fucking insane most of the BP users are.
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Haha, right? She clearly doesn’t know about Xenomorph or Strawberry Douche.

I was also thinking of the Kyttie Von Toyye thread and how dumbass actually linked her thread while squealing about being attacked. I’m not even trying to toot my own horn when I say that I actually had outside people defending and thanking me in thread for exposing what an abusive scamming cunt Kyttie actually was. Kyttie thought advertising her thread would help her cause. Instead the Farms got more members and supporters (at least in terms of exposing a bitch that made her child sleep on a trampoline). And there actually was a witchcraft group involved in that thread.

Muskcarpone said:
We autistic basement dwellers are like a redneck family. We fight a lot but ultimately stick together.
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An average morning in the basement


I love ya fellow basement dwellers

 
A-Stump said:
So he WAS raising hell over the kiwifarms shit. I fucking knew it.
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So we got Joh arrested. Nice.

Wonder who called the police.
The neighbors? That would have been one hell of a fight for Mrs. Raccoon to care.
Polly? She may have been in danger, maybe she was pissed, maybe she wanted revenge.
 
So they laid hands.

This is like white trash bingo.

Edited // Josh will have been fed in the clink. SHE will "need" to eat. Not him. He'll have had his three hots and a cot by then.
 
I love how it's always, "The police got involved", like it's something that just happens, like "and then it rained." Notice she don't say that she told the popo what went down and they slapped charges on him. Nope, it was probably Racoon Lady next door who called, because she needs him so much her folks will bail him out on a domestic for her. And the car's totaled. I love this shit! Sound the tub trumpets!

Also, I think the Internet Witches talked to the Catladies, that's what started the curse.
 
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