Landon Hiscock / Lana Hiscock / Fanny Traggot / @Fanny_Traggot / niobiumprincess / NiobiumEmpress - What is more feminine than a queef, milady?

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KiwiFuzz said:
Reminds me of the very depressing film "Whore's Glory" where there's a Bangladeshi whorehouse filled with 12-year-olds fucking for 40 cents a trick.

One of the men outside was like "Well if we weren't fucking 12-year-old hookers, we'd have to resort to goats."
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I mean, if you think of "fuck goats" before "emancipate women", you sort of deserve what you get.
 
KiwiFuzz said:
Reminds me of the very depressing film "Whore's Glory" where there's a Bangladeshi whorehouse filled with 12-year-olds fucking for 40 cents a trick.

One of the men outside was like "Well if we weren't fucking 12-year-old hookers, we'd have to resort to goats."
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see, if i was a horny desperadude last ting i'd wanna try to fuck is a goat. they are aggressive fuckers, and they eat anything they are also fast.
maybe they are up for it, idk
 
narcissistic injury said:
Omg that horrifying butcher job resulted in a stoma????

There’s no way someone can hate their genitals so much that they’d trade them for having to do ostomy care and maintenance for the rest of their lives

There’s no way someone wouldn’t be ‘dysphoric’ about having a bag of involuntary ongoing shitting hanging off their body
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Now he can bottom without having to worry about shit in his shitpipe

You’d think stoma’s would be very popular with gays and troons. It’s literally an instant back hole assvagina Much less risk than a neovagina or shitty mud pipe. All you have to do is wear a bag of shit on your side like Mike David,
 
AfghanBlue said:
see, if i was a horny desperadude last ting i'd wanna try to fuck is a goat. they are aggressive fuckers, and they eat anything they are also fast.
maybe they are up for it, idk
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Aggression is only a fraction of the problem- goats are an instant woody killer.

You’d be trying to finish, and would have to deal with it constantly scrambling to get away from you, bleating loudly all the way. Add in the unattractiveness of those horns, floppy ears, beards, and knee-walking…yeah, no thanks.
 
Pig Cups said:
Aggression is only a fraction of the problem- goats are an instant woody killer.

You’d be trying to finish, and would have to deal with it constantly scrambling to get away from you, bleating loudly all the way. Add in the unattractiveness of those horns, floppy ears, beards, and knee-walking…yeah, no thanks.
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*Kevin Gibes has entered the chat*
 
Pig Cups said:
Aggression is only a fraction of the problem- goats are an instant woody killer.

You’d be trying to finish, and would have to deal with it constantly scrambling to get away from you, bleating loudly all the way. Add in the unattractiveness of those horns, floppy ears, beards, and knee-walking…yeah, no thanks.
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Actually the dominant goat breed in Bangladesh appears to be none of those things. They are described as "easy-going" and are around the size of a pygmy goat.
I've mostly got sheep-related farm experience though, so the input of any goatherders in the thread is very welcome.
 
Uber driver reviewer said:
Now he can bottom without having to worry about shit in his shitpipe

You’d think stoma’s would be very popular with gays and troons. It’s literally an instant back hole assvagina Much less risk than a neovagina or shitty mud pipe. All you have to do is wear a bag of shit on your side like Mike David,
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Ehhhh, I wouldn’t go that far…The rectal “stump” leading from the posterior of the stoma to the anus isn’t some magically clean thing. The tissue still secretes mucus and requires toileting. This was covered in the tranny sideshow thread where one troon remarked that he equated the mucus from his colon tissue axe wound to natural vaginal lubricant.

I bring this up because it reminded me of the plight of Peter Scott-Morgan, a scientist/robotics expert who was diagnosed with ALS. Basically, this guy decided that he would try to overcome his disease by turning himself into a sort of cyborg, as well as dedicate himself as a human guinea pig to try and reimagine how one could live with disability. For ease/dignity in eating and toileting, he came up with a surgery that he called a “triple-ostomy” (that he followed with a laryngectomy to stave off the pneumonia that commonly kills ALS patients). Very fascinating, and considering that he completely removed some of the factors that would’ve killed him very quickly, I was curious to see how long he’d survive. Sadly, he died this past June.

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So no, what’s left of Landon’s rectum does not constitute a no-maintenance fuckhole. At best, his dead-end rectal stump is only *marginally* less disgusting than his festering rotpocket. It’s doubtful that Landon even enjoys anal at this point- I believe it was Kevin Gibes who remarked that, since anal is the truest way for gay men to engage in penetrative intercourse, doing so is extremely dysphoria-inducing. Perhaps Landon feels the same- I imagine that there are of a lot of troons who can’t accept themselves as wimminz until they get fucked in their disgusting brapholes.
 
Pig Cups said:
Aggression is only a fraction of the problem- goats are an instant woody killer.

You’d be trying to finish, and would have to deal with it constantly scrambling to get away from you, bleating loudly all the way. Add in the unattractiveness of those horns, floppy ears, beards, and knee-walking…yeah, no thanks.
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I think that’s why it has to be a group effort- one or more guy to hold the goat.
They are up to some fucking weird stuff over there. It’s like a nationwide boys boarding school
 
AfghanBlue said:
I think that’s why it has to be a group effort- one or more guy to hold the goat.
They are up to some fucking weird stuff over there. It’s like a nationwide boys boarding school
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Have you never heard of one of the most canonical uses for rubber boots?

The animal's back legs join yours in the boots to keep it from walking away. Position the animal facing the edge of a cliff and it would push back in time with the thrusting. No extra hands needed.

Anyone who grows up in Newfie-land dares not wear gumboots for fear of being called a sheep fucker. Also, there are a lot of cliffs in Newfie-land.
 
Kelly's Yeeted Legs said:
Have you never heard of one of the most canonical uses for rubber boots?

The animal's back legs join yours in the boots to keep it from walking away. Position the animal facing the edge of a cliff and it would push back in time with the thrusting. No extra hands needed.

Anyone who grows up in Newfie-land dares not wear gumboots for fear of being called a sheep fucker. Also, there are a lot of cliffs in Newfie-land.
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Pig Cups said:
Add in the unattractiveness of those horns, floppy ears, beards, and knee-walking
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Need I remind you asreil and railse fetish art and art for his mom and dad exist?
KiwiFuzz said:
Reminds me of the very depressing film "Whore's Glory" where there's a Bangladeshi whorehouse filled with 12-year-olds fucking for 40 cents a trick.

One of the men outside was like "Well if we weren't fucking 12-year-old hookers, we'd have to resort to goats."
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Are they boys though? Cause over there boys who'red out to the men are just a part of "the local culture. "


And yes saying that makes me agree with a prior comment. Landon's rotpocket really brings out the depravity of the farms.
 
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Landon: Tries to reinvent his image and abandon his past as a cow when running for office. Also landon hints at someone pulling a wedge and would dare giving his spider maw of a "vagina" a lick.
 
One good thing about the #dropkiwifarms interruption to our farming schedule…. Landon Hiscock deemed the Internet safe enough to come back out of hiding.
Hello Landon!

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So what has the Traggot been up to?
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He apparently has purchased himself some new moobs. I hope he is as generous with his decency as he was when he got his amhole.

Come on son! Show us your tits!
 
Alice in Clownworld said:
He apparently has purchased himself some new moobs. I hope he is as generous with his decency as he was when he got his amhole.

Come on son! Show us your tits!
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Oof, those things are three inches too high. Here's hoping 'it'll look better when it heals' is more successful this time around. [Archive]

ETA: not much of interest in the likes [Archive], but he did like this tweet by noted violent sex assaulter of minors, Eli Erlick.
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