The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

2014 users are now instantly below 2022 users because of Alan alone

law of averages means he brings the aberage down himself or something.. also im pretty based for a new fag myself so i bring the average up for my year, youre welcome

 

[Real Name 1973]

I can't take this anymore* every fucking breath I take this man has another fetish.




what the fuck are these crackheads doing...
[A]

*hyperbole

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

I can't take this anymore* every fucking breath I take this man has another fetish.


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what the fuck are these crackheads doing...
[A]

*hyperbole

this cracker claims he didn't know what farts were until he was 10. I just can't wrap my head around it.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Zoophile - called but

Gonna go out on a limb and say there's 1:1 odds that he's had at least some degree of interaction with the monkey sadists and has watched baby monkeys get anally violated.

 

[I am vomit]

So he has a fat fetish, a belly button fetish, and had no idea what a fucking fart was until he was 10. There's no hope for this man. The rabbit hole just doesn't end.

 

[AomineHTC]

@Ballzymaker94 & @NinFreakLan

Idea Guys - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

his country album is fucking fire "no cap" as the kids these days say

Rowdy Beer Drinkin' Night is a "certified banger," as they also say.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

Rowdy Beer Drinkin' Night is a "certified banger," as they also say.

ITS A WHISKEY DRINKIN NIGHT
PRALLY GET ME IN A FIGHT
ANOTHER HONKY TONKY ROWDY
GOOD DRINKIN NIGHT

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Who wants to bet he's a virgin? Who can run the odds and the spread on that?

 

[Autistic Joe]

Did I miss him posting foot stuff? That's like the only degenerate fetish I haven't seen attributed to him.

ok i'm going to sleep when i wake up you better find out he's into scat feet and vore as well

Well he likes clowns, and clowns are usually depicted with comically large feet, so...... yeah maybe he's into that too?

(reposted because somehow I lost the quoted replies)

 

[Real Name 1973]

Who wants to bet he's a virgin? Who can run the odds and the spread on that?

Funny enough no, but he says it was terrible.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Funny enough no, but he says it was terrible.

Receipts please my cracker.

 

[Real Name 1973]

Receipts please my cracker.

[A]

I've already learned too much about this guy.

E: good a time for a break as any I suppose. 31% done with the forum posts

 

[Parce Que]

Only in Kiwifarms a silly thread about usernames would derail into unveiling some fat retard's Donkey Kong fetish
Love you guys

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I can't take this anymore* every fucking breath I take this man has another fetish.


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what the fuck are these crackheads doing...
[A]

*hyperbole

What aren’t they doing?

 

[Bydyonchord]

OrsonZedd is the same type of guy as chris chan, just a complete fuckup in terms of oversharing; An irrational and unchecked attachment to pouring yourself out into the internet for all your life with no sense of self preservation whatsoever. Wish there was a better way to label this rather than just a really specific flavor of autism

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

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I've already learned too much about this guy.

E: good a time for a break as any I suppose. 31% done with the forum posts

Huh, I'm inclined to believe it. It's one of those situations where no one would make it up, because the alternative truth (being a virgin) is actually less embarrassing.

However, abstracting this topic from who this thread is currently focused at, no one should let a shitty first time wreck things for them. Despite what anyone thought of their first time, it's almost a 100% guarantee they were anywhere from average to complete crap at it, even if the girl didn't say anything (or didn't know any better). Like any skill, you only get good at it from practice and learning. Anyone who thinks they hit an absolute homerun their first time is either delusional, oblivious, or both.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

Gonna go out on a limb and say there's 1:1 odds that he's had at least some degree of interaction with the monkey sadists and has watched baby monkeys get anally violated.

BRASS MONKEY! THAT FUNKY MONKEY!

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Does @NotATurkey count as an easy to track username or not since he confirmed he was Turkey Tom?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

but he took some of the screenshots the way you should never take them

I deserve all of the late retard ratings I get for this but what is the way you should never take screenshots? I'm asking to hopefully improve my own cyber security a bit.