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[Kermit Jizz]

He's a member of something called Smogon, apparently some kind of Pokemon resource and forum for competitive play.

Nintenfreak

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Even in his fucking pokemon profile he has to tip his fedora. This man is like a time capsule from the late 00s/ early 10s. I might shed a tear.

 

[le boucher]

Dunno what else to say, but I think autists like this resort to fucked up fetishes specifically because adult human females tend not to be attracted to autists. Therefore they seek out an alternative means of getting off.

Spoiler: sperg

something about watching too many cartoons and not enough socialisation as a child probably too. I've always thought being attracted to cartoon characters and stuffed bears and shit comes after a threshold that a young mind crossed where they were more socially immersed in fantasy worlds, mostly cartoons, than reality when their sexuality was developing. Everyone (male) has some 'hook' where a secondary sexual characteristic takes prominence over others (hair, tits, ass), for no reason other than some early experience. I say 'hook' to distinguish is from fetish. A hook facilitates generative social forces: love, art, family and also regulates what is considered beauty, given how seriously people take these things. A fetish is a distortion of that process where the reward process of the means to reproduce and regulate beauty is hijacked by sonic pussy and baby horse necrophiles and stuff. Very, very ontological stuff.

 

[Sammich]

love how this guy basically opened Pandora's Box by making one stupid comment. this is what you get for defending Keffals

That Keffal's thread is amazing. Been following it off and on for a few weeks, always some wild shit going on there. I'm not the least bit shocked someone gets doxed for being a jackass in there.
It's honestly one of the top five threads here, the tomlinson one is up there too.

 

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[Oxous]

I think he hasn't DFE because he enjoys getting attention. He's so lonely he'll take it just to feel something.

I think this tweet is completely serious. View attachment 3605634

"thank you for making me feel really alive"

The adrenaline rush from being exposed as a degenerate, from knowing you have the attention of a crowd, is probably the closest thing @OrsonZedd can hope to get to feeling happiness, because when you live a life like the one he lives I'm genuinely stumped on what you're supposed to draw happiness from. From jerking off, maybe, but that probably doesn't really do anything for him these days. He should savor that feeling while he still can because it's probably going to be a very long time before he feels anything like it again.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Spoiler: Orson zed being a general sex pest.

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Ohhhhh I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it...

You've thought about fucking your mother @OrsonZedd you are literally a Chris Chan, possibly without being as gullible and its just a matter of time till its confirmed now. Daddy yells at you and you have thoughts of fucking your mother. The only future you're looking to have is in prison or in the ground and both will be done by you. Combine that with whatever the fuck is on your hardrive(s) you pedophile.

E1. Reading through the thread and just found out he has lewd fan art or worse of a 14 year old fictional character along with a clown fetish (thanks for that horrifying clown info @Manul Otocolobus .)

 

[I am vomit]

Ohhhhh I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it...


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You've thought about fucking your mother @OrsonZedd you are literally a Chris Chan, possibly without being as gullible and its just a matter of time till its confirmed now. Daddy yells at you and you have thoughts of fucking your mother. The only future you're looking to have is in prison or in the ground and both will be done by you. Combine that with whatever the fuck is on your hardrive(s) you pedophile.

Someone called it with the DK porn stash/fan fiction. I (and probably many others too) called him hardcore defending chris chan and here he is comparing himself to chris with a mommy attraction. What's the next psychic prediction gonna be? No wonder his dad hates him holy fuck, he wants to cuck him.

 

[Absolutego]

Ohhhhh I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it...


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You've thought about fucking your mother @OrsonZedd you are literally a Chris Chan, possibly without being as gullible and its just a matter of time till its confirmed now. Daddy yells at you and you have thoughts of fucking your mother. The only future you're looking to have is in prison or in the ground and both will be done by you. Combine that with whatever the fuck is on your hardrive(s) you pedophile.

Jesus Christ if you are ever at the point where you're contemplating sexual compatibility with your mother just pay a fucking hooker holy shit.

 

[Loona]

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I think he hasn't DFE because he enjoys getting attention. He's so lonely he'll take it just to feel something.

I think this tweet is completely serious. View attachment 3605634

When one gets to this point, how do they stop themselves from doing a flip? I mean, one has to realize that they have reached a superhuman level of being pathetic. The urge to just stop being so pathetic through any means necessary must be absolutely overwhelming. He must be medicated with some seriously powerful stuff. Or he's so incredibly stupid dense that he is incapable of that level of introspection.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

@OrsonZedd deserves his own thread, and said thread deserves to be linked in the registration page, as a warning to new users.

Please don't ask for this to be featured when he gets a thread. Specially with Null upset lately.

I don't think we'll have to ask.

Null is furious about the 2022 users. They are retards, boomers, and weens.

He might decide to use this to make an object lesson; Start a shitfight that ends with an informant getting scared off because your a joyless prick, get doxed.

He's also pretty irritated with people who take no basic opsec measures too, I think.

He might feature this thread for that alone.

But if it's up to me, I'd probably beg him to not feature it.

Weens from all over the site coming over to see what they could do with a hard dox of a pedo?

Yeah, how about no. Lets keep that content flowing.

2014 users are now instantly below 2022 users because of Alan alone

Null and staff/oldfags: "I don't like displaying registration dates on user profiles -- it's too much like Something Awful and elitist"
*Proceeds to have registration dates displayed and acts elitist to newfags*
Null and staff/oldfags: "new users are the worst, we're closing registrations for the nth time because only us exalted old users matter!"
*Orson/Alan, a 2014 registration date, shits the bed hard*
Null and staff/oldfags: "..."

I want this upcoming Orson/Alan thread to get featured, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's just a quiet Halal (gotta keep the oldfags happy and exalted). Hell, maybe Orson/Alan will be made a mod?

I really want to be proven wrong though, so fingers crossed. This thread has been pretty damn fun and hopefully the roller coaster isn't over yet...

 

[Pissmaster]

You've thought about fucking your mother @OrsonZedd

he has lewd fan art or worse of a 14 year old fictional character along with a clown fetish (thanks for that horrifying clown info @Manul Otocolobus .)

I think that pushes him into the territory of "If it's horrible and you can think of it, he's into it".

So how long until someone finds him telling a story about putting peanut butter on his dick to get his dog to lick it off? It's out there somewhere, I'm sure of it.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I think that pushes him into the territory of "If it's horrible and you can think of it, he's into it".

So how long until someone finds him telling a story about putting peanut butter on his dick to get his dog to lick it off? It's out there somewhere, I'm sure of it.

I'd give it a week tops. Less if he reads the thread, he'll write it just for more attention.

 

[Absolutego]

Null and staff/oldfags: "I don't like displaying registration dates on user profiles -- it's too much like Something Awful and elitist"
*Proceeds to have registration dates displayed and acts elitist to newfags*
Null and staff/oldfags: "new users are the worst, we're closing registrations for the nth time because only us exalted old users matter!"
*Orson/Alan, a 2014 registration date, shits the bed hard*
Null and staff/oldfags: "..."

I want this upcoming Orson/Alan thread to get featured, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's just a quiet Halal (gotta keep the oldfags happy and exalted). Hell, maybe Orson/Alan will be made a mod?

I really want to be proven wrong though, so fingers crossed. This thread has been pretty damn fun and hopefully the roller coaster isn't over yet...

You over-think how much we care about reg dates. Not creating a dedicated thread for Orson has more to do with it being horrifyingly tedious now to click 400 times to include posts about him in a moved thread.
Honestly it might be better at this point for someone to copy @Sprate Header's post that kicked off this wonderful tangent and post it in prospering grounds and get something dedicated to move people off of what was supposed to be a more general thread.

 

[KingFriko]

You over-think how much we care about reg dates. Not creating a dedicated thread for Orson has more to do with it being horrifyingly tedious now to click 400 times to include posts about him in a moved thread.
Honestly it might be better at this point for someone to copy @Sprate Header's post that kicked off this wonderful tangent and post it in prospering grounds and get something dedicated to move people off of what was supposed to be a more general thread.

This. As fun as Orson is, is he worth half of this old ass thread? Not really, I think. The fun with Zedd is likely not over but it doesn't belong here anymore. If he got 20 pages here, he should have his own thread, even if it dies because everything happened here. My worthless 2 cents

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

You over-think how much we care about reg dates. Not creating a dedicated thread for Orson has more to do with it being horrifyingly tedious now to click 400 times to include posts about him in a moved thread.
Honestly it might be better at this point for someone to copy @Sprate Header's post that kicked off this wonderful tangent and post it in prospering grounds and get something dedicated to move people off of what was supposed to be a more general thread.

This sounds like more or less what's happening (Semper Fi to the Kiwis involved with this). My concerns were more about if we'll feature it or not based on Null/oldfags willing to admit egg on face about an "exalted" oldfag out newfagging a newfag.

Here's a shitty meme I made to illustrate:

 

[le boucher]

You over-think how much we care about reg dates. Not creating a dedicated thread for Orson has more to do with it being horrifyingly tedious now to click 400 times to include posts about him in a moved thread.
Honestly it might be better at this point for someone to copy @Sprate Header's post that kicked off this wonderful tangent and post it in prospering grounds and get something dedicated to move people off of what was supposed to be a more general thread.

ah I made a thread in prospering grounds, just trying to fix it up and make it readable

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Jesus Christ if you are ever at the point where you're contemplating sexual compatibility with your mother just pay a fucking hooker holy shit.

I love the fact that someone who jannies fucking A&H while remaining completely composed is losing it over this sped. Congrats @OrsonZedd you are singlehandedly more autistic than the entire thunderdome.

 

[Absolutego]

I love the fact that someone who jannies fucking A&H while remaining completely composed is losing it over this sped. Congrats @OrsonZedd you are singlehandedly more autistic than the entire thunderdome.

I haven't laughed this much at a halal since @BoxerShorts47 and honestly this may surpass him in terms of users with zero self-awareness.
Every time I look at this dude's post history I'm laughing harder at the irony.

ah I made a thread in prospering grounds, just trying to fix it up and make it readable

Thanks bb you the real G. I'll take a look and see if I can send you some of the juiciest infodumps that got posted ITT.

 

[Sheogorath]

ok i'm going to sleep when i wake up you better find out he's into scat feet and vore as well