”I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that The Kiwi Farms is up to, the more shocking things, things like how it wants to construct gas chambers, incinerators, gulags, and concentration camps.”
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TIME TO SHANK SOME NERDS!!
True & Honest Fan
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What if Chris all of a sudden forgot how to drive in the middle of a highway?
He won't be any different from any other douchebag on the road.
IV 445
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What if Chris started his tomgirl phase during the late 40s through early 60s of American culture? How would the good people of Ruckersville react?
Corporate Mascot of Vault-Tec.
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What if Chris started his tomgirl phase during the late 40s through early 60s of American culture? How would the good people of Ruckersville react?
He might've been lynched by a hate group or sent to an insane asylum.
What if Chris accidently burns his hair off?
What if Chris went through with suicide? Would the media turn this into another cyberbullying story?
What if Chris(tine) was a Supreme Court justice?
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What if Chris went through with suicide? Would the media turn this into another cyberbullying story?
Unless he made a huge scene about it on YouTube or he did it in a public area such as a mall, I doubt anyone would know he died, especially if Barb was also dead.
Boyfriend-free ghoul
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What if there was a Broadway musical about Chris's life?
Trying too hard to be funny.
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What if Chris became a police officer?
Any road will take you there.
Retired Staff
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He won't be any different from any other douchebag on the road.
Chris is only barely marginally able to drive. I don't think it would take much cognitive decline for him to be completely unfit to drive.
As is, he only manages to drive without crashing by driving super cautiously and slowly, well below the speed limit. This is actually, apparently, one of the few areas where he's actually aware of his lack of ability and (prudently) acts accordingly.
Turtle raising cow
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What if Chris had a drug/alcohol addiction?
TIME TO SHANK SOME NERDS!!
True & Honest Fan
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What if Chris had a drug/alcohol addiction?
Then we would know what happened to the Dstecks money
Disney lawsuit incoming
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Here for the ratings.
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He would make a half-assed thank you video (or not one at all), and continue to beg for money.
What if Chris got an invitation to make a (straight) porno?
I have amazing taste
True & Honest Fan
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What if Chris actually got a Sonichu comic strip into the newspaper?
Boyfriend-free ghoul
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What if Chris got an invitation to make a (straight) porno?
Weens would still shell out money for it and you know they would.
What if Kim Jong-un saw how popular Sonichu is and then brought Chris to North Korea to be the country's official propaganda artist?
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TIME TO SHANK SOME NERDS!!
True & Honest Fan
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What If Chris had no
Weens would still shell out money for it and you know they would.
What if Kim Jong-un saw how popular Sonichu is and then brought Chris to North Korea to be the country's official propaganda artist?
Would certainly be an improvement to those frightening paintings of Jong Il and Il Sung.
Boyfriend-free ghoul
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What If Chris had no
Would certainly be an improvement to those frightening paintings of Jong Il and Il Sung.
Now someone with money and patience needs to commission Chris to do portraits of the Great Leaders.
Charming Man
True & Honest Fan
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Now someone with money and patience needs to commission Chris to do portraits of the Great Leaders.
Or medallions!
He did Hitler after all!
TERFs Dig Me
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What if Chris stole the Hope Diamond?