💥 Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

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Shame on all of you for sperging out and missing this gem from the girls lunch :
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Kaylee r u ok sis?

Well, the presence of Jonathan locally has resulted in all the Rod children looking better fed. He grew up on a working farm and was probably appalled at what little rations Jill was handing around at mealtimes.

Poor Kaylee seems like she will never get her wish to move to Arkansas and live on his family farm as Jill won't allow a daughter to move away after Nurie.

But the minute Kaylee gets married, Jonathan makes her decisions for her. He can decide to move back home or wherever he likes. We'll have to see what happens after the wedding. But his presence so far has definitely had a positive effect on the Rod children's diets.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Jill-style churches don't do that, though. They don't provide a safe place because the church will always put the clergy's reputation first, and the parents' authority over the kids second. None of their pastors would ever contact CPS about the family living in a camper or the fact that the underweight kids don't eat at church lunch.

There are more instances of this in the thread, but these churches actually remove a lot of the comfort and safety of a traditional religious community. The example that stands out to me is Jill dragging Nurie across the land immediately after giving birth and having a major tear. In any other community, Nurie would have been insulated from Jill by other women providing her with food and home help. Mr. Nurie would have had the authority to say "no" to Jill, but not here.

I don't think it's so much that all churches are reputation first, though certainly some are. I think it's easy for outsiders not to understand how a community handles dynamics like Jill and Nurie.

If I was a pastor, I'm not sure I'd bother calling CPS on Jill because she's just going to run away in the RV. It's better if you can build some trust in Jill and let the kids stick around.

I don't think most communities will shelter women from their toxic mothers because it's hard for a lot of people to conceive of a mother as toxic, and I would be surprised if Nurie's community truly just let Jill do her thing. Meals were almost certainly dropped off by Nurie's friends. The girls probably cleaned house for their sisters. I don't really know what else a woman needs after she gives birth, and I'm sorry in advance to all the people who are wondering how I could be so stupid.

 

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Jill decided it was time go harass her poor sick mom again, so off they went with the Nurthlings in tow. It's not like they a congregation to run or anything.

Upon seeing her trash daughter with 16 other people in tow, her mom started crying as it was clear there would be no rest for the wicked that day. Oh, and Jill wants you all to know her dad is sad because his pussy on demand, aka "fellowship" - his right as a Christian man - has been unavailable. His penis saddness is so big that he has to quit his job now, and not in a few months when his wife gets out of the hospital. Gibs money pleeeeeze?

Nemmy continues to be adorable, though I question the wisdom of dumping a squirmy baby into a hospital bed with low sides with a woman who can't grab him quickly.
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[Sammies#1Fan]

Goddamn she has no shame.

 

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Forgot to provide the Gibs Me Dat campaign update.

They've lurched past $6k, but the cmapaign growth has slowed up. It's still more than these grifters deserve.

And we got a campaign update from Grandpa Tim himself, who describes his wife's condition as "week", which makes me suspect that the highest level of education he achieved was not the completion of high school. So of course he and Pat decided they could educate their daughters themselves.



Anyone wanna place bets on whether Tim Noyes has been caught by the ICU staff yet trying to "fellowship" his prone and brain damaged wife?

 

[Frannie Mercury]

Jesus H Christ, this is probably the first time in her entire marriage she's had a break from Old Timmy's pump and dump and Jill has to tell everyone.

 

[PeckingOrder]

I gotta say, Nemmy’s expression and posture seem so much more relaxed and happy with Great Grandma Pat than in any photo he’s had with Jill.

 

[Chub Rub]

I gotta say, Nemmy’s expression and posture seem so much more relaxed and happy with Great Grandma Pat than in any photo he’s had with Jill.

And Pat is looking at him with such joy. Love for her great-grandbaby, instead of a prop for attention.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

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Here's how I read it:

Dad got fiiiiired.

The nurses are being passive- aggressively extra sweet with post-vacation, well-rested Jill and her descending HORDE.

And if anyone ever referred to one of the women in my family as having a "broken brain" they would be killed for sport and mounted over a fireplace.

 

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Kaylee's wedding is clearly set for September as Jill hosted her bridal shower at the barndominium this weekend. Jill provided a couple bowls of chips; I'm guessing the sole Mennonite neighbor in attendance brought the crowd-sized bowl of pasta salad as she was unfamiliar with Jill's penchant for hosted starvation. I would guess Jonathan's mom brought the cake as it is a normal sheet cake.

Jill, thinking she's got Jonathan locked in at this point, is a complete bitch to his aunt in the comments when she dares to ask about the registry. This is the same aunt who is responsible for matchmaking Jonathan and Kaylee, as his own parents don't seem too keen.



Edit: wtf Jill didn't invite his aunt? And is rubbing it in? There has GOT to be some amazing milk behind how this relationship fell apart.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Why is she wearing a wedding dress at her bridal shower?

 

[Vi0l3t]

Kaylee's wedding is clearly set for September as Jill hosted her bridal shower at the barndominium this weekend. Jill provided a couple bowls of chips; I'm guessing the sole Mennonite neighbor in attendance brought the crowd-sized bowl of pasta salad as she was unfamiliar with Jill's penchant for hosted starvation. I would guess Jonathan's mom brought the cake as it is a normal sheet cake.

Jill, thinking she's got Jonathan locked in at this point, is a complete bitch to his aunt in the comments when she dares to ask about the registry. This is the same aunt who is responsible for matchmaking Jonathan and Kaylee, as his own parents don't seem too keen.
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Edit: wtf Jill didn't invite his aunt? And is rubbing it in? There has GOT to be some amazing milk behind how this relationship fell apart.
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Once they get engaged these fundie kids rush to get married. What a nightmare. They have not had any time alone to have deep conversations before marriage. Honestly probably hardly know eachother, it's like when you date someone at first and act really proper before opening up.

 

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Once they get engaged these fundie kids rush to get married. What a nightmare. They have not had any time alone to have deep conversations before marriage. Honestly probably hardly know eachother, it's like when you date someone at first and act really proper before opening up.

She's actually had a fairly long engagement for a fundie - Feb 14th to September is a glacial pace in IBLP circles. And they courted for like a year prior to engagement - but that was probably how long it took to manipulate Jonathan into agreeing to never leave Ohio with Kaylee.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Why is she wearing a wedding dress at her bridal shower?

Wondering the same!

And Jonathan is there for the bridal shower, too? (I get that in modern life, there could conceivably be a wedding shower - ? (Makes no sense, but I could conceive it.). But these are not modern life people. So is it the case that once engaged a bride can't even be alone for her shower?

 

[LonesomeDud]

At the risk of seeming pig-ignorant, am I incorrect in my thinking that when your post-menopausal spouse has a brain bleed and can no longer really care for herself or consent, the sexual part of the relationship is largely over and it's time to work on new forms of intimacy, like making the spouse feel safe and secure and setting up a life where they can thrive at home as long as possible?

I find it weird that Jill thinks her dad is ever going to have marital relations with her mom again. That's a hard road to navigate. Poor old lady.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Wondering the same!

And Jonathan is there for the bridal shower, too? (I get that in modern life, there could conceivably be a wedding shower - ? (Makes no sense, but I could conceive it.). But these are not modern life people. So is it the case that once engaged a bride can't even be alone for her shower?

I didn't even think about his being there, but you're right. I could see a progressive couple wanting to have a joint shower, because after all, the gifts are for both of them and parties are fun, but for a pair of fundies, this is really weird.

I'll say something nice: it looks like a lovely shower and somehow escaped being Jilled up too thoroughly. I hope Jonathan (and Kaylee) are happy together and hope someone gave them a nice cookbook or two.

 

[JustSomeChick]

At the risk of seeming pig-ignorant, am I incorrect in my thinking that when your post-menopausal spouse has a brain bleed and can no longer really care for herself or consent, the sexual part of the relationship is largely over and it's time to work on new forms of intimacy, like making the spouse feel safe and secure and setting up a life where they can thrive at home as long as possible?

I find it weird that Jill thinks her dad is ever going to have marital relations with her mom again. That's a hard road to navigate. Poor old lady.

I find it weird that Jill thinks about her dad having marital relations with her mom period. While logically we all know how we were conceived, I’m pretty sure it’s not normal to actively think about your parents’ sex life.

But then, Jill strikes me as the type that’s more obsessed with sex than is healthy, she just thinks she isn’t letting on about it.


Also, I know Johnathan was raised in Mississippi, does anyone know where in Mississippi?

 

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At the risk of seeming pig-ignorant, am I incorrect in my thinking that when your post-menopausal spouse has a brain bleed and can no longer really care for herself or consent, the sexual part of the relationship is largely over and it's time to work on new forms of intimacy, like making the spouse feel safe and secure and setting up a life where they can thrive at home as long as possible?

I find it weird that Jill thinks her dad is ever going to have marital relations with her mom again. That's a hard road to navigate. Poor old lady.

Jill's dad is a hardliner conservative southern Baptist who chose to follow Bill Gothard. It should come as no suprise that he does not recognize that his wife being brain damaged from a stroke makes her unable to consent.

Their church approves of men having sex with their wives while they are asleep, postpartum, unconscious, disabled, screaming in protest, and pretty often they're okay with him schtupping any of his daughters as well. Old Tim probably thinks as long as his wife knows his name and can occasionally open her eyes and hold a minute long conversation, it's basically the same as fucking her when she's asleep or postpartum.

I'm sure the ICU staff have kept him at bay, but Pat might not be as well-guarded in the long term physical therapy unit. She's fragile to the point that the first day of PT left her vomiting from the effort, but you can bet your boots the first day she's home she will be expected to put out.

I assume Amy, a quadrapalegic, is expected to let her husband do his thing as well.

These people are all trash.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I find it weird that Jill thinks about her dad having marital relations with her mom period. While logically we all know how we were conceived, I’m pretty sure it’s not normal to actively think about your parents’ sex life.

But then, Jill strikes me as the type that’s more obsessed with sex than is healthy, she just thinks she isn’t letting on about it.


Also, I know Johnathan was raised in Mississippi, does anyone know where in Mississippi?

Guh, is that what she really (specifically) means by "fellowship"? I mean, aside from the fact that that should be the last of her father's worries at the moment, it's creepy that Jill a) knows that, and/or b) would think about it, and/or c) would refer to her parents' intimate life in this public way.

 

[Vi0l3t]

She's actually had a fairly long engagement for a fundie - Feb 14th to September is a glacial pace in IBLP circles. And they courted for like a year prior to engagement - but that was probably how long it took to manipulate Jonathan into agreeing to never leave Ohio with Kaylee.

Yes but they have never been alone. Surrounded by people staring and commenting, always forced in a family setting like golf. Never alone to get into a deep conversation. I bet someone dating a month knows more about their partner then she has for all that courting.