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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Excuse me, but that joke is extremely offensive to me as a Higgs boson trapped in a human body.

The idea that this person is not currently in high school is very sad to me.
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Calm down. The Large Hardon Collider is only gay if it's balls colliding.
 
The problem with calling troll about the dog post is that I've seen retards go on about the idea of trans dogs and getting offended in complete seriousness. Retarded or not, they've hit the point of Poe's Law, from what I can tell.
 
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(was this posted before?)
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
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:powerlevel:I went to high school with this person:powerlevel:, and it seems they've totally lost it in the time since.
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The whole rape joke thing in the new Deadpool movie is total bullshit though--Tumblrinas are just making up shit at this point to justify hating something. (Something they've always done)
 
Melkor said:
The whole rape joke thing in the new Deadpool movie is total bullshit though--Tumblrinas are just making up shit at this point to justify hating something. (Something they've always done)
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What do they hate Deadpool anyway? If anything Deadpool is the superhero that they can most easily construed as "genderfluid".
 
Positron said:
What do they hate Deadpool anyway? If anything Deadpool is the superhero that they can most easily construed as "genderfluid".
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B-but Hollywood doesn't care about that! Don't you know it's made up of white cis scum who couldn't care less about the oppressed Tumblrinas?

(Sorry, the sarcasm got away from me there)
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
Well, I mean, one of her complaints was that the movie didn't focus entirely on Deadpool's sexuality.
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Shocking.

These people just want something to complain about. Also that post said something about the movie being about a rape victim? Was that ever a thing in Deadpool comics? Cause it sounds like some dumbass headcanon.
 
sassyma seed said:
Shocking.

These people just want something to complain about. Also that post said something about the movie being about a rape victim? Was that ever a thing in Deadpool comics? Cause it sounds like some dumbass headcanon.
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Deadpool was, in fact, a rape victim. I forget if it was because of his mom or his dad, but it's talked about in the comics.
 
Melkor said:
Deadpool was, in fact, a rape victim. I forget if it was because of his mom or his dad, but it's talked about in the comics.
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His mom, and later Typhoid. I don't have a citation for that on mobile, you'll just have to trust me and how much of a sperg I am.
 
Melkor said:
Deadpool was, in fact, a rape victim. I forget if it was because of his mom or his dad, but it's talked about in the comics.
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Vicious.ink3 said:
Well, there was that one story about Hydra Bob in Deadpool Max, but since DPM is widely regarded as some pretty shitty Deadpooling, we fans tend to overlook it. But no. I think they were talking about how (SPOILER)Wade and Vanessa meet where they are comparing how shitty their lives are (they're lying, it's adorable) and Vanessa says her uncles gang-banged her. It was off-color and offensive, but shit that's practically the title of Wade Wilson's memoir. The Deadpool movie is not for Tumblrinas or the easily offended or cinema snobs or hipsters or really anyone who does not have a working knowledge of the Deadpool Universe and a pitch black sense of humor.
It's my new favorite movie.
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Well that's actually pretty shocking. Still though, I'm pretty sure that, along with whatever "genderfluid" sexuality they claim Deadpool is, that's not the kind of thing that would make it into this movie.
 
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