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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
NyQuilninja said:
You must be describing most of the chAir force. No job can be impossible to fuck up no matter how small. now on to the tranch. I haven't been keeping abreast with the animal abusing Psychopaths that live in this dump have they managed to kill off more animals or get arrested?
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Arrests? Not that I know of. I'm pretty sure they have a fedboi making some spicy threats though.

Currently the tranch is struggling with irrelevancy as the gibmedats they required to survive have slowly dried up. The result is that the already taxed infrastructure is shitting itself even worse and the animals seemed to have made like the hairs on my head and decreased by a factor of 10. Something that neither myself or the tranch is able to come to terms with or acknowledge. No one is sure where exactly they went. Some theorize mass graves, others think they've fed the local wolf sanctuary. All rumors of a slobber mutt militia liberating them and keeping them fat in happy on the green land right past the tranch border are pure works of fiction however.

At this point the tranch seems to have hit some serious operational snags in it's business model. They can't break even with the alpacas because they've turned their land into the set of mad max. Their business model of "gimme money to get off the ground" doesn't work when it's been years of consistent begging and insisting the world is about to end.
 
I would bet that whatever money they make doing this work for some rando (and no doubt equally impoverished) tranny barely pays for the fuel used to drive to the worksite:

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And this just gives me Dorothea Lange vibes:

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Imagine being the neighbors and having a view of THAT.

I just noticed the smashed water bottle.

Powerlevel but I don't post pix of my place to social media with literal garbage literally front and center.
 
CIS White Droid said:
Kinda looks like the cover art for a doom or black metal album.
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I am starving
We are starving
they came in the night and took my child
I don't know where my child is
And we never saw the lambs again
I wish I at least had striped pajamas
I wish at least they'd give us striped pajamas
I wish I could get a shower
The ducks and geese they share puddle
They wish they could get a shower
They'd be first in line for the showers

Life in a DUSTBOWLLLLLLLLLLLL
Life in a DUSTBOWLLLLLLLLLLLL
 
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Ironically of the troons left, Jarrod would be the one I "cheer" for the most since he seems like he honestly enjoys nature and actually does shit around the farm, even if it isn't the best. If he didn't keep fucking fedposting and stuck to enjoying nature and life with his dog, I'd be ok with him. The way he keeps posting I'd say he could become the troonibomber, but I think he'd just use guns instead (and get couch cucked because the tranch is made of fail).
 
Fetish Roulette said:
Fedpost Jarrod spent more time outside today harvesting mushrooms. Are they all edible? Probably.
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He also made a thread on the Lockheed Martin troon, where he once again put the "Fedpost" in "Fedpost Jarrod." This information was also documented by @notafederalagent earlier in the thread.
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Lockheed Martin troon had other options. none of them allowed it to live in a nice house with a teen girl it had groomed into injecting herself with steroids and cutting off her tits for minimal effort though.
but more damning, said troon had organized lynch mobs against others for lesser offenses.

You could make a case for "doing what they need to survive" for a normal person. This person was the fucking Tranny Purity inquisition, and couldn't meet the standard they set for others.

Troons, like fags, cannot police themselves.
 
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