Info On Chris’ Case Posted By Greene County Circuit Court - Posted 7/29/22. First hearing is scheduled for 8/8 at 9:30 AM

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

All-Dressed chips are awesome. Ruffles had some in the U.S. for a while, but that no longer seems to be the case. They did introduce a Spicy Dill Pickle flavor that I'm enjoying though.

Anyway, I wasn't really talking about the snacks, it was my understanding that the cafeteria food is super high calorie, cheap shit.

I was going to comment to clarify this. While of course it varies from one system to another, in general you can expect the food served in jail/prison to be the shittier, bland equivalent of school lunches.

A typical dinner block will have mystery meat (sometimes colloquially known as a "brake pad" due to being tough and shaped like one), "gravy", runny mashed potatoes, a side of corn or peas, a small cup of slightly sweetened water (picture a 4x diluted Gatorade knock-off), and then either like 3 knock-off Oreos or a ~2"x2"x1" brownie likely made on premises or something similar. Other meals are similarly diversified but similarly low quality. It's not enough for a regular sized person to get fat off of, if you have any activity whatsoever. This is really the key here, CICO as they say. Pretty sure they have to adhere to that 2000 calorie daily standard or thereabouts.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway, I wasn't really talking about the snacks, it was my understanding that the cafeteria food is super high calorie, cheap shit.

They'd rather inmates be fat and out of shape on carbs than high protein food they can use to bulk up and get ripped.

Pretty sure they have to adhere to that 2000 calorie daily standard or thereabouts.

They generally want it bland and uninteresting, but it's actually dangerous to have it be so bad it literally starts riots.

 

[A-№1]

I think it's a natural reaction though, because healthy, normal people, feel compassion for the downtrodden, and I imagine a lot of us fight with this.

Chris is not downtrodden. He did it to himself.

The closest to CP would be MLP porn, Zapina, the old Sailor Moon poster and Simonla Came for Wild Sonichu Lego photos

Possibly not even that. Chris paid¹ for his porn, remember? He may be the one person in the world too stupid to find porn on the internet.

All-dressed chips are easy to get in Canada.

Also ketchup flavored chips. Canada is weird. It's almost like it's a completely different country.

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¹ He bought it with his tugboat, so technically you paid for Chris' porn.

 

[Jack Awful]

They're basically just all-dressed chips, because the company that made them originally was a Canadian company. All-dressed chips are easy to get in Canada.

Canada is basically a giant prison

 

[troon patrol]

On the concept of Chris and suicide, didn’t he have suicidal thoughts after the house fire?

IDK if anyone else recalls but, during the Snyder Case I believe Chris did indeed say he would starve himself to death if he had to go to jail for an extended amount of time but, obviously he hasn't made good on that threat. They don't let inmates starve themselves to death they will literally force feed them by tube if necessary. I really doubt Chris has anything resembling willpower enough to go on a hunger strike.

 

[Hepativore]

They'd rather inmates be fat and out of shape on carbs than high protein food they can use to bulk up and get ripped.

They generally want it bland and uninteresting, but it's actually dangerous to have it be so bad it literally starts riots.

I have heard that in some prisons that food contaminated with insects or expired is not uncommon, and there have been lawsuits in the past over serving food that is unfit for human consumption due to the above. I am not sure if this has caused improvement in this regard and I am sure how common this is varies widely by prison. The problem with getting information on what prisons are like in the US is the fact that conditions can vary so much from one place to another so it is hard to generalize.

That being said, I know this is a-loggish of me, but I would like to see Chris' reaction if he were put in the hole for misbehaving and served prison loaf for a day or two.

 

[LiquidKid]

What I'm about to say has no bearing on how common it is, but listening to Big Herc on the Fresh Out youtube series (or guests Wes Watson, OG Badger) it doesn't sound like a complete myth. It sounds like prison gangs impose an obligation on their members to deal with chomos. It also sounds like chomos don't all flee to segregation - people do their time quietly in GenPop until someone discovers their history and does things to them. People do end up serving massively longer sentences because of things their prison gang made them do, Badger has a video about his experience with that.

Disclaimer:
I've never been inside. Also: I can only imagine that Chris would be segregated or in a lesser security facility in the first place.

It’s a case by case basis across all prisons.
I know someone who recently got out of prison after serving a decade for voluntary manslaughter with disregard for human life(the plea taken) along with several extensions for bad behavior.
They claimed the never heard or saw anything ti do with people getting raped or getting beat down for molestation, and this was at a high level prison for the real criminals.

That said, he was also more or less the commissary bitch and likely bought his own protection through orders. So I doubt he was in any real risk himself.

On a related note though, he said getting your hands on a smartphone with internet was actually extremely easy so long as you weren’t stupid enough to get caught with it, and that phonecards was the preferred currency where he was. Of course it’s wishful thinking to assume Chris would ever be in a position to have a phone, I would love prison emails.

 

[Whaler]

It’s a case by case basis across all prisons.
I know someone who recently got out of prison after serving a decade for voluntary manslaughter with disregard for human life(the plea taken) along with several extensions for bad behavior.
They claimed the never heard or saw anything ti do with people getting raped or getting beat down for molestation, and this was at a high level prison for the real criminals.

That said, he was also more or less the commissary bitch and likely bought his own protection through orders. So I doubt he was in any real risk himself.

On a related note though, he said getting York hands on a smartphone with internet was actually extremely easy so long as you weren’t stupid enough to get caught with it, and that phonecards was the preferred currency where he was. Of course it’s wishful thinking to assume Chris would ever be in a position to have a phone, I would love prison emails.

It really depends on the state you're living in, and who you're hanging out in prison. Most guys aren't going to go around talking about how they raped or shanked somebody on the basis that others will think they're a snitch or so guards don't start figuratively shoving nightsticks up their asses to find out what happened. Shit like that happens fast and then people disperse as fast they can so they can claim they saw nothing.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

They claimed the never heard or saw anything ti do with people getting raped or getting beat down for molestation, and this was at a high level prison for the real criminals.

From what I understand about prison, the vast majority of gay sex is consensual. Nobody who is straight wants to be seen as gay and fucking another guy is basically the gayest thing you can do.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

From what I understand about prison, the vast majority of gay sex is consensual. Nobody who is straight wants to be seen as gay and fucking another guy is basically the gayest thing you can do.

Movies/Books/TV has put the wrong idea in many people's mind that rape is a common place issue in prison and it happens frequently (not the worst thing that he media has wrongfully influenced people's understanding of something factual).

Well rapists, paedophiles and child molesters obviously get picked on the most but when an inmate does something to them to punish them, they're not always going to rape them, just like you said if any gay sex is going on in them it's consensual most of the time.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris' cunning plan will be to wear an extremely short skirt, so that when the jury catches a glimpse of his panties, they will surely be enticed and unable to stop themselves from falling in love with him and proclaiming his true innocence.

While Kengle busts into the courtroom and plays Alannah Myle's "Black Velvet". Basically, Chris will look something like this.

 

[Whaler]

From what I understand about prison, the vast majority of gay sex is consensual. Nobody who is straight wants to be seen as gay and fucking another guy is basically the gayest thing you can do.

Under no circumstances should you reveal that you're gay in prison. You're looking at increased chances of sexual assault and/or assault. The last thing you want in prison is to become some guys wife and/or outlet, because he will whore you out for goods and services, regardless of how you feel about it. Trust me, it's not unusual for guys to unknowingly take up a debt and end up getting turned out .

Edit: I guess I should add, that once again, it depends on where you're placed and what state you're in. Some gay guys have a better time in prisons than others, but you should read the room before being open with that information. Even if you're straight guy who's open to having sex with men simply because you're in prison.

 

[isopropylbenzylamine]

So what if chris does get out. Let's say hypothetically he takes a plea bargain during his next appearance and serves a low amount of time a few months to a year. What happens to chris when he gets out? He's not allowed back at branchland court, where does he go? Is he straight up homeless, does he go into a group home or some kinda tard wraggling program? He likely will get hit with sex offender registry so no internet for him unless he somehow gets off the registry

I thought it was deemed unconstitutional to take away people's access to the internet but I could be wrong

 

[oramge cat]

Unless one of you has actually been to prison and raped a sex offender, shut the fuck up about how likely it is that Chris will get raped in prison for being a sex offender. No one wants to hear you regurgitate half remembered plotlines from Oz.

I shit you not, I actually know a guy that raped a sex offender in prison.

 

[SpeedBaller]

The forced routine of prison, which I am sure will include therapy sessions of sone sort for him, and a chapel/church, with Sunday services might actually give him a structure which he comes to understand.

It’s not unknown for ex military people, especially many who joined very young, to deliberately end up in prison as they crave a structure and routine, which is why their lives can fall apart in civvy street.

Autists are often helped with a routine.
Maybe he is even missing school, as that gave him a structure that he could not replicate for himself?

Reminds me of this Onion classic.

 

[oramge cat]

You know, I really feel for you oldfags who remember Chris as a spergy goofball who couldn't hurt anyone. I can only imagine how this slide into rampant degeneracy must look from that perspective.

It’s like having a mentally ill cousin that gets worse and worse every time you see him until he’s just too much of a disappointment and you decide it’s time you stopped inviting him to Thanksgiving.

 

[FinnSven]

I shit you not, I actually know a guy that raped a sex offender in prison.

I don’t believe you.

The sex offender was a dirty slut asking for it.


He only cried rape when your friend wouldn’t make him his prison wife.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Any notable updates on Chris and his sentencing? I'm assuming he's still being held in the same place.

 

[Hepativore]

Any notable updates on Chris and his sentencing? I'm assuming he's still being held in the same place.

No...there will not be any further updates until he goes before the Grand Jury on the 8th at 9:30 AM where they will decide whether or not to indict him with a felony charge. Chances are, if it has gone this far, an indictment is highly likely.

 

[FinnSven]

IDK if anyone else recalls but, during the Snyder Case I believe Chris did indeed say he would starve himself to death if he had to go to jail for an extended amount of time but, obviously he hasn't made good on that threat. They don't let inmates starve themselves to death they will literally force feed them by tube if necessary. I really doubt Chris has anything resembling willpower enough to go on a hunger strike.

Maybe not, but dirty protest is well within his means.

Rape and beating aside, I should think this will go one of two ways;

Chris will struggle at first, but will as I said before, find prison routine suited to his autistic brain. Provided he learns not to bother other inmates or burble about his comics and being Jesus or whatever, he will actually get through his time uneventfully.

Chris will not cope, the environment, lack of sympathy and coddling from inmates and guards cause him to act out, having regular tard rages, refusing to clean himself, so he ends up in long stints in segregation or solitary.
His fantasy world becomes far worse, and he leaves prison broken and totally delusional, probably with some serious mental issues.