Lolcow musicians? - Tards that make music. Troon tunes if you will.

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zero-who said:
Billie Joe is alright. He's hot and Dookie is probably the best pop punk album of all time imo. Green Day wouldn't really be a "punk" band if they didn't express resentment for the modern American political climate.
Now, if you want a leftysperg who won't shut the fuck up about politics, I'd say Bruce Springsteen outdoes him.
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Dookie is ight and Billy Joe looks like a scaled-up pro skater character.
 
This rapper from a few years ago (mild gore, not fatal):


Of course, I use the term "musician" in the loosest possible sense.
 
Meat Target said:
Frank Zappa. He named his children "Dweezle" and "Moon Unit".
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honestly thought it was almost abusive when he and the wife made the younger daughter's middle name "Pigeen"

In general he used to think it was so hilarious to say all kinds of cruel and cynical shit out of nowhere just to bait people into cheap reactions. I doubt that would have turned out too well for him in current year. His behavior was a product of a much more freewheeling day and age.
 
How about M.I.A? Surely the truffle fry incident alone can make her qualify.
 
Oh, boy, if I have something for you. Imagine more crazy, less coherent and bumfuck poor Elliott Roger, who stalks women and jerks off in shit. Now imagine that he has somewhere around three self-produced albums in a genre of doom/folk metal/grindcore/music by mentally ill people.

Too bad that he is russian, but I'll try to give you the idea of what his songs are about.

FOLMOR

fuck i would fondle her ass all my youth this is not fucking ok i've fucked up
youtth fucking wasted only jerked off and suffered rotted while their cunt were blooming
take off your panties give me your cunt sit on my bushes and give me a ride
fuck me gently Dasha like I am your Sergey and when I fall asleep then kill me
yes death for sex this is how it should be into the darkness fuck right when you get what you dreamed
overjoy to drop so i would lose to you in the end after all



Another one, it is called Cult of Shit, so you know you are in for a ride.
i dont believe that women cum in porn at all
i dont like when i am being schmoozed
but i truly believe that in scat porn shit is real
and i am happy that i am not the only shiteater here

and someone too eats shit
i figured out long time ago
drinks urine instead of juice
maybe there is a restaurant in this world with brown food

i would give everything even liver and nails of mine
to travel here and eat different turds
doubt that negros work there since someone can bite off their finger or arm

let there be cult of shit forever
the essence of which is one -
to eat only shit
to tell that way that nothing really matters anyway

to tell that doesn't matter
if you eat food or shit
when you were pointlessly born
on this fucking earth, fucking shit

let there be cult of shit forever
will fill my stomach with shit to the top
let christ to look here
how i pour on bread and wine my diarea

This one was on his bandcamp that is purged at the moment, so enjoy lyrics only.
one autumn morning right here on a square waiting for that lassie
soon i saw her going... cherry cheeks and skin like a snow
tell her, girl, oh, girl, aren't you the one who i persuaded one time
to let me hug you for free or for money?
yes, young man, i am the one
who you begged so hard to let you hug

girl oh girl can i walk beside you
just when you are going and nothing more?
her eyes told me
"yes but u ll get in trouble"

how i was going home nearly crying
throogh the park where the mountains are visible
mountains were covered in snow
even though day ago i thought it was summer at ol

Another one.
night was calm and skies were full of stars
to sleepy park i went to take a shit at some bushed
that was day or two before i got sent to looney bin

at that time my fate was being decided
i would be freed from all the burdns
hawever, as i'll find out later, this would cost my tears
cuz i will take enough loneliness
and my nest won't have any comfort
and my dreams of girls will be hellish

Another one, really bad grammar.
darck night flyies over myne lands
lassie moans in a feigned argasm
but mai bloo eyes dreep with sorrow
cuz is shitty to me that youth is passing irrevocably

two streams murmur to each other
moon alon in the clouds is flowing
songbirds in the grove are singing, they are always ok
tiger... screams on crossroads.. someones nomber somewhere is up

wolf on a moontain hawls lonely
and cats in bushes growl in a sin
inshort, everyone who isn't asleep naw
they either fuck or feeling shitty

no fucking way i'll get used to this shit
 
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Seconding Jacob Collier, his music is a highly technical Disney adult music, which means it sucks. I don't care if he can modulate half a step up, he can't write a catchy tune to save his life. He's an inflated ego retard who's only famous because of Berkeley kid circlejerkery.

Another name I was surprised not to see was Will Toledo of Car Seat Headrest. His whole thing is being a cucked beta male, his band's most famous album about is about how he dated another lolcow (Cate Wurtz, babyfur troon piss fetishist), and he has played shows in a furry DJ mask. 100% a lolcow.
 
Look over there said:
Also shout out to Timothy James Byrne, but sadly he's inactive now after being sectioned and told to stay off the Internet. Probably due to him thinking shop workers and builders were stalking him, and eventually losing it and getting his cock out on Twitter. Only posts short clips of himself on walks now, no more music.
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Tim recently deleted all his music videos. Which is a great loss, as a lot of them were 15 minutes of his music and 15 minutes of him talking. On average about 4 hours of material a day, for over a decade. He was absolutely fascinating to watch.

He's still alive and out there, doing his shopping walks and letting everyone know on his youtube bless him, but his days of sharing his thoughts and his music with the world are over.
 
Don't mean to necro this thread but I didn't know where else to post this.
"Singer" Adam Lazzara of Taking Back Sunday (once again) seems to be relapsing on various drugs and alcohol despite making an effort to stay clean in the past.
As much as I simp for him, I think he's a lolcow because the man won't get proper singing lessons to save his fucking life so he sounds absolutely atotrocious, to the point that it's driving people away from their shows. Also, his dancing and his Southern preacher voice (yes, in an emo band) that he's been using on stage since 2006. (Oh, and he hates being called emo, but for a decent reason.)
Here's a post from their official account on Instagram last night that is just about nigh incoherent:
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And here's a performance so you can see him in action:
I can't seem to archive the video so anyone who wants to do that for me please be my guest.
Most of the people that have been going to their recent Sad Summer (yes that's what it's called) have been saying that man hasn't been sober As a fan of the band, I've very concerned for the man, and also questioning why tf his wife (who has brought him down to earth before) isn't doing anything about it this time.
It's all very sad, I think. It seems like Adam's going to be in an endless cycle of Improving and Worsening for the rest of his career. The fact that they got this headlining gig at Sad Summer astounds me, but then yet again it doesn't because they're friends suck dicks with The Maine so of course they got top billing this year.
 
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