What is the creepiest thing a woman has ever said to you?

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Zero Day Defense said:
you wouldn't want some guy sticking his dick in your home would you

Putting that aside, I might have been able to be at peace with the idea if not for the "one happy family" line.
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I mean yeah, I get what you're saying.

It's normal for pregnant women to be incredibly hormonal during that time which results in desiring more sex. Possibly as a side effect of preparing the body for a baby to come.

But that sounds like incest fantasy shit there.
 
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I try to avoid making a habit of listening to women when they talk.

Zero Day Defense said:
you wouldn't want some guy sticking his dick in your home would you

Putting that aside, I might have been able to be at peace with the idea if not for the "one happy family" line.
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I mean...you know there's the actual area where the dick goes then there's a separate compartment where the important stuff happens behind a muscular barrier, right? It's maybe not the most desirable situation, but it's better than expecting people to go months without.

Of course maybe I'm desensitized because there's a thread in BP about trendy snowflake pregnancy weirdos, and they're so absolutely bugfuck insane and disgusting, words can't describe it.
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Men tend to be more aggressive about being creeps, but holy shit when women get a chance to let their crazy fly they crank it to 11.
 
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I once had a black coworker ask me if I wanted to go into a closet with her and "make a caramel colored baby". All our other coworkers on the line (including tje supervisor, all black women) burst out laughing, even though it made me uncomfortable as hell.

I learned an important life lesson that day- for all society talks about how evil sexual harassment is, if it's female-on-male, nobody gives a shit and you're supposed tonsit there and take it.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
I can't believe this vague, mundane question was asked somewhere else in the world! It seems I have performed a major Reddit copyright violation and must prostrate myself before the tranny overlords in the form of multiple Reddit golds.
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Literally asked a couple days ago.

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moseph.jartelli said:
Literally asked a couple days ago.

reddit.com: over 18?

Reddit gives you the best of the internet in one place. Get a constantly updating feed of breaking news, fun stories, pics, memes, and videos just for you. Passionate about something niche? Reddit has thousands of vibrant communities with people that share your interests. Alternatively, find out...
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Maybe you should return and collect some le reddit gold
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No one cares, faggot. Kill yourself. In real life.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
One told me she writes M/M rape fics as a way to "cope" with trauma, and another once admitted to me she tasted her own vaginal fluids just to know how to describe the taste of pussy in her sex scenes.

Fucking shippers, man.
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moseph.jartelli said:
Ripped straight from /r/ask reddit

Classic
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except they clearly had better answers, just prudes and uncreatives here. oddly enough for reddit its not even that sexual. we also have way more tranny comments here.
 
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She was going on about how bloody it would get if she cut me by the femoral artery. And then started musing about how it would be fun to paint the curtains with blood while having a right proper deranged look on her face.
 
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BlueSpark said:
Something about wanting to lick my eyeballs. It was a friend of a friend and she was drunk and kept talking about wanting to lick my eyes. She stuck her tongue out and it had that nasty brown coffee slime on it. I don't know what the hell she was thinking, she wasn't even that drunk.
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a friend of mine once told me she had the same experience with a guy is this some sort of fucking weird niche fetish thats getting popular?
 
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Both of these incidents happened some time ago. A.woman, little bit older than I, was blowing me and I sensed she was nervous or apprehensive. She told me her dad molested her and made her do that at a young age. That was fine, did not shut my.body down at all or get in my head. /sneed

In another post, I mentioned re the guy with the Jewish gf friend. This woman was Jewish, and I think part of her attraction to me was that she sensed what I was. She also seemed to have a thing for fair skinned Northern European types.

It was a time when I was fairly jaded and was open to and seeking sexual gratification. She was open to and interested in all sorts of stuff....Then one time during my refractory period she claimed to have seen snuff films, and did so with a somewhat approving tone. She also told me as dental assistant she enjoyed seeing patients in discomfort....And that was the beginning of the end of this little romp.

I looked her up several months ago and she died. Not entirely sure but the comments on her faceberg page strongly suggest she committed suicide.
 
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