What is the creepiest thing a woman has ever said to you?

[Alligator Alcatraz]

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[Tsukasa Kadoya]

I think the scariest thing she ever said was "Hi"

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

 

[BlueSpark]

Something about wanting to lick my eyeballs. It was a friend of a friend and she was drunk and kept talking about wanting to lick my eyes. She stuck her tongue out and it had that nasty brown coffee slime on it. I don't know what the hell she was thinking, she wasn't even that drunk.

 

[Fek]

I have a fairly insane and bipolar [extended family member] who went from vehemently (read: dementedly) cursing everything about me (including my own parents/lineage) to proclaiming how much she loved me in a matter of a few minutes. Tried to fucking touch me (not like that) and run her hand through my hair. It wasn't some fake surface level shit, either - it was a complete 180 of her entire personality.

Noped right the fuck out of ever interacting with her 1 on 1 again. Easily the most unsettled I've been in the presence of a female. I'm used to them being at least partially nuts, but holy shit.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Me and your sister are so alike.

Bitch you want me to break up with you?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i had a fat unattractive woman call me cute once. because i find her ugly i consider her compliment creepy.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I had a few before "you can't leave me" but after nearly a decade of that bitch stalking me that shit takes the cake

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

“You’re kind of ugly. I like that.””

 

[Amphotericin B]

While performing a routine procedure on a 30 something year old female’s subject’s arm, she said “I felt that in my pussy!”. I didn’t go in her room alone after that.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I wouldn't know, I don't fucking pay attention any more than surface level courtesy requires.

 

[R00T]

“You could’ve been my child if I’d had you at 14.”
that’s not how you prove to someone you can do math.

 

[Blouie]

A girl came to school one day and showed me her cut marks all over her arms.

I never talked to her again after that.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Nothing specific and probably TMI, but over half of the women I've been with wanted to be choked during sex, which I have always found really weird.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Some lady considered the prospect of sex while she was pregnant.

That by itself could have been strained as "okay", but then she said that it'd be "like one happy family".

 

[Nasty Habits]

I have been propositioned 3 times by three separate Gaydens larping as homosexuals. One even described her flesh tube to me while I was trying to do my goddamn job in the shop. They confuse pity for attraction.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Some lady considered the prospect of sex while she was pregnant.

That by itself could have been strained as "okay", but then she said that it'd be "like one happy family".

Sex during pregnancy is normal and is beneficial since it keeps fathers (and mothers) happy.

 

[Soycast Guy]

A woman once told me she was real.

I thought, “no”

 

[Kari Kamiya]

One told me she writes M/M rape fics as a way to "cope" with trauma, and another once admitted to me she tasted her own vaginal fluids just to know how to describe the taste of pussy in her sex scenes.

Fucking shippers, man.

 

[Overcast]

There's this one nurse practitioner my old man and I both see and she keeps asking him about me. One time, they were talking about how I adamantly refused to take the COVID vaccine and he told me she said,

“Well, maybe he’ll take it if I flirt with him.”

*shudders*