Demi Lovato suffers facial injury caused by a crystal - Stupider than a bag of crystals

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Demi Lovato suffers facial injury caused by a crystal​

Thu, July 14, 2022 at 1:19 p.m.·1 min read

Demi Lovato is recovering from a crystal injury. Yes, you read that right.

The singer shared the news via TikTok on Wednesday — and showed a photo of a gash on their forehead near their eyebrow.

"Guess who hit their head on a crystal and has to get stitches before Kimmel tomorrow???" the 29-year-old "Substance" singer wrote on the social platform.

The video was set to the viral "They're Gonna Know" audio clip — and Lovato mouthed f*** at the end.
They didn't detail exactly how the crystal injury occurred, but expect a detailed explanation on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday night.

Lovato has been big on crystals as a healing property over the last few years since their near-fatal overdose in 2018. In a 2021 Washington Post story, they showed off crystals, known for their healing properties, which they had at the bottom of a bottle of fragrances they mixed by hand. It noted how crystals and their healing properties had widely been embraced in Hollywood. Lovato does a lot of work on themself to maintain their sobriety, combat depression and cope with their eating disorder also including therapy and meditation.

Lovato's new album, Holy Fvck, will be coming out on Aug. 19, so they have lots of appearances and promotion ahead, hence the expletive.

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What a stupid fucking woman. Must be all the drugs scrambling her brain that she can't even wave a crystal around without putting herself in the ER. At this rate she should have her own thread to centralize the stupid shit she has done
 
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Coldgrip said:
There's probably been about four or five articles on this site about this bitch and I still have no idea who she.
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Washed-up pop star from the 2000s who got depressed, got addicted to drugs, and started calling herself they/them because current year. To be honest I don't really remember what she was popular for. From the wikipedia article she was on Barney and some disney show that I had to look up because I don't remember was Sonny with the Chance. Other than that I don't believe anyone really knows who she it except zoomers and millenials and some boomers who heard of her on TV once.
 
Why does everyone who has crystals or minerals of any kind these days have to be a fucking insane neo-pagan drug addict schizotypal dingbat? What happened to nerds collecting minerals because they look cool? Nice, wholesome, good old fashioned rock collecting.

Also "themself"... USE REAL PRONOUNS YOU CUNT. "They" will never be a valid singular pronoun no matter how many retards use it as such. It's not a real grammatical thing. I know she's a woman (she uses crystals. Classic woman behaviour) and the writer of the article knows she's a woman. Why is this twat not using "she"?
 
Tsar Nicky said:
Why does everyone who has crystals or minerals of any kind these days have to be a fucking insane neo-pagan drug addict schizotypal dingbat? What happened to nerds collecting minerals because they look cool? Nice, wholesome, good old fashioned rock collecting.

Also "themself"... USE REAL PRONOUNS YOU CUNT. "They" will never be a valid singular pronoun no matter how many retards use it as such. It's not a real grammatical thing. I know she's a woman (she uses crystals. Classic woman behaviour) and the writer of the article knows she's a woman. Why is this twat not using "she"?
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Steven Universe happened
 
Corpun said:
Ivermectin is horse juice but crystals heal you.
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You can hold a crystal above your wound and it will heal in a few days.

You can also do absolutely nothing and your wound will also heal in a few days.

Proof that crystals work.
 
Turd Cow said:
Washed-up pop star from the 2000s who got depressed, got addicted to drugs, and started calling herself they/them because current year. To be honest I don't really remember what she was popular for. From the wikipedia article she was on Barney and some disney show that I had to look up because I don't remember was Sonny with the Chance. Other than that I don't believe anyone really knows who she it except zoomers and millenials and some boomers who heard of her on TV once.
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She came out of the Disney Channel Machine. She was on a bunch of their shows and TV movies. She's the same age as Miley Cyrus at at the time Hannah Montana was their flagship show, and Demi was always kind of the silver medal. She's got a big belty voice and while she was sort of sold as the Christina Aguilera to Miley's Britney Spears (i.e. the "real singer" as opposed to the pop star), I think most people who care about this sort of thing would agree that Miley is a much more interesting singer and performer.

During her time at Disney there was a ton of rumors about Demi partying hard and spiralling mentally which she has since mostly confirmed. She claims that she was raped at age 15 by a co-star. After she aged out of Disney she lost her father to cancer which didn't help her mental state.

A few years later Ariana Grande showed up and stole her career.

Anyway she puts out music with some regularity (she has an album coming out called "Holy Fuck"), her albums get a lot of radio play, and she's had a handful of hits, the biggest one being SOLO:


She continues to drink and do drugs off and on and her life seems to be a complete mess. She's had multiple overdoses, rehab visits, a stroke, and vision problems as a result of her ODs. She believes in ghosts, aliens (a term she says is a slur), and crystals. She occasionally will say she's nonbinary but doesn't really seem committed to concept outside of having a bad haircut. She gets into online fights a lot and she was briefly engaged to a random dude who DMed her on Instagram.

This concludes your lesson in Demi Lovato for today.
 
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Anyway she puts out music with some regularity (she has an album coming out called "Holy Fuck"), her albums get a lot of radio play, and she's had a handful of hits, the biggest one being SOLO:
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This. On modern mainstream top-20 pop stations (think what Russell Greer listens to) they played her songs to death. One such station played her song “Sorry (not sorry)” twice in a row and at least 4 times an hour. Or that fake moody “I need you to loooooove me, I need someone on days like this I doooo” song w/o a strong melody that drove me up the wall. Suffice to say, hearing her troubles made me think “man maybe I can stop hearing her songs now!” I eventually just stop listening to the radio.
 
Wow, is she losing weight? She looks thinner in that TikTok. I wonder if she's back on her drugs, as she always gains weight off of them.

Side note: Women who wear makeup around a wound are so fucking pathetic. Prioritize letting the damned wound heal over your stupid colorful dirt, will you?
 
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