💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Whatthefuck]

It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Jack fritters.

And, now I want to see him try something as simple as a fritter. This asshole couldn't properly make a PB&J so that should be fun.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Who the fuck goes to Subway? They're the worst sandwich place even if you don't have a good deli in your area Jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's are better or even better go to your local mom and pop pizza places they'll usually have better hoagies.

The only time I go to Subway is if I'm really hungry and it's all fast food chain garbage around then I'll go and get the cheapest thing on their menu the Veggie Sub and put all the vegetables on it. They're at least usually fresh unlike the dogshit meat at Subway.

 

[Joe Mayo]

Who the fuck goes to Subway? They're the worst sandwich place even if you don't have a good deli in your area Jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's are better or even better go to your local mom and pop pizza places they'll usually have better hoagies.

The only thing Subway has on Jimmy John's is that they give you the option to toast your sandwiches, whereas Jimmy John's exclusively serves cold cuts.

 

[Banks Davenport]

Who the fuck goes to Subway? They're the worst sandwich place even if you don't have a good deli in your area Jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's are better or even better go to your local mom and pop pizza places they'll usually have better hoagies.

The only time I go to Subway is if I'm really hungry and it's all fast food chain garbage around then I'll go and get the cheapest thing on their menu the Veggie Sub and put all the vegetables on it. They're at least usually fresh unlike the dogshit meat at Subway.

Rural area. Wintertime. Walking home from work. In other words--desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

[ZipDisk]

salt vampire from Star Trek would tell him to cool it with the salt already.

The Salt vampire killed people to survive, it didn't spend it's time overconsuming to the point of debilitating health issues.

you could give him a pile of grease, cartilage, and off meat that likely was once cat or pigeon and he'd still give you a passing grade.

[Angrily] This place is really unique, it's not like those chain stores where everything is the same, it's different!

Jack tends to call people who correct him "mom". His animosity for his whore mother continues beyond death!


Jack supports storming the capital, as long as you own the libs.

Jack is a Sopranos watching Italian.

Jack would hate properly served prosciutto "Such small portions! This restaurant is just greedy and just wants your money!"

 

[abobe]

He might be originally but it's his pseudo Italian attitude that makes the difference. There's more Middle Eastern in him than Italian according to his DNA test he took. And with his insistence that capicola is pronounced "gabagool" when every Italian person I know calls it "coppa" and it's a Sicilian thing to call it "gabagol" you know he's playing into an Italian stereotype. Then he makes these absolutely disgusting pasta dishes that would make his Nonna cry. If he had a Nonna and not a Tayta that is.

Jack is definitely Sicilian. Especially given the history of Arab invaders raping Sicilian women throughout history. He's just like Anthony "Tunisian knife fighter" Cumia.

 

[Joe Mayo]

Jack is a Sopranos watching Italian.

Jack is a Wonder Bread wop. A dim-witted dago. A bargain-bin Berlusconi.

Jack is definitely Sicilian. Especially given the history of Arab invaders raping Sicilian women throughout history. He's just like Anthony "Tunisian knife fighter" Cumia.

I was wondering when someone would bring this up. Sicily was conquered by the Fatimid Caliphate during the disintegration of the Byzantine Empire and became the Emirate of Sicily.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack is a Wonder Bread wop. A dim-witted dago. A bargain-bin Berlusconi.

A Moulignon Manhood Muncher.

 

[Joe Mayo]

A Moulignon Manhood Muncher.

Jack loves it when Jamaican men spray their jerk sauce all over his chicken.

 

[Adamska]

Of course Jack, the fat sack of shit that he is, demands the sandwich he's "testing" for his Fat on the Go to be the one with double meat on the largest bun. Really stickin' with that KEEETOO diet right there. The best part is over 14 bucks for processed chicken meat is hilariously overpriced, especially since it's almost certainly subpar since Subway is fucking shit and has gotten more shit with time.

Seriously, go to Jimmy John's or Wawa for better and cheaper food than the garbage Jack whined about and still gave an A- since more meat meat meat more meat. And if you want to live a little, Capriotti's and Jersey Mike's.

 

[desudesu]

Of course Jack, the fat sack of shit that he is, demands the sandwich he's "testing" for his Fat on the Go to be the one with double meat on the largest bun. Really stickin' with that KEEETOO diet right there. The best part is over 14 bucks for processed chicken meat is hilariously overpriced, especially since it's almost certainly subpar since Subway is fucking shit and has gotten more shit with time.

Seriously, go to Jimmy John's or Wawa for better and cheaper food than the garbage Jack whined about and still gave an A- since more meat meat meat more meat. And if you want to live a little, Capriotti's and Jersey Mike's.

IIRC, some people in this thread has mentioned that the KEEETOOOO boat has long sailed (or sunk) a month back. It has also been suggested that the Scalfatties may be in a Financhew Crisis, given how Big T has curtailed Fat on the Go trips. Of course Jagoff, beset with this devastating turn of events, had to make the most out of a Subway trip - by stuffing as much meat as possible into his maw.

 

[TurdFondler]

The best part is over 14 bucks for processed chicken meat is hilariously overpriced,

I don't know about the US but for $14 Canadian dollars I could get

A loaf of $1 crusty bread
A tomato
A bag of spinach
An onion
2 kinds of deli meat @250g
Some cheese, if I'm not picky

If I adjusted for American dollars I could afford to get some really nice cheese and some fancy meat like prosciutto.

But even in canuck bucks it's enough to make probably 6, maybe 7 big sandwiches. Scalfani really showing us how to stretch a dollar.

 

[Dollar Duck]

I don't know about the US but for $14 Canadian dollars I could get

A loaf of $1 crusty bread
A tomato
A bag of spinach
An onion
2 kinds of deli meat @250g
Some cheese, if I'm not picky

If I adjusted for American dollars I could afford to get some really nice cheese and some fancy meat like prosciutto.

But even in canuck bucks it's enough to make probably 6, maybe 7 big sandwiches. Scalfani really showing us how to stretch a dollar.

Even if Jack were to really stretch a dollar to get 7 big sandwiches at most, we all know he would consume them all in one sitting, and requiring something else at the evening for a "snack."

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

I don't know about the US but for $14 Canadian dollars I could get

A loaf of $1 crusty bread
A tomato
A bag of spinach
An onion
2 kinds of deli meat @250g
Some cheese, if I'm not picky

If I adjusted for American dollars I could afford to get some really nice cheese and some fancy meat like prosciutto.

But even in canuck bucks it's enough to make probably 6, maybe 7 big sandwiches. Scalfani really showing us how to stretch a dollar.

"But if you host a food reviewing YouTube show and deduct that $14 sandwich from your taxes, that's free food!" - Jack, presumably

Also Jack:



I had to look this up because I'm not as #pluggedin as Jack. Apparently Jill compared Latino people to breakfast tacos, and Latino people and republicans attacked her for it and I don't care. All that to say, is he standing up for Jill Biden here?

 

[Free the Pedos]

"But if you host a food reviewing YouTube show and deduct that $14 sandwich from your taxes, that's free food!" - Jack, presumably

Also Jack:

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I had to look this up because I'm not as #pluggedin as Jack. Apparently Jill compared Latino people to breakfast tacos, and Latino people and republicans attacked her for it and I don't care. All that to say, is he standing up for Jill Biden here?

Yes, but only to make himself look good.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Mushbrain confirms that his 90 minute trip (Google Maps says it's just under 2 hours each way) to a Buc-ee's gas station and convenience store is a write off since it's "for the show." The IRS' incompetence in not prosecuting the fraudulent write-off of the thousands of dollars of Fat on the Go makes me strongly consider cheating on my own taxes.

 

[captkrisma]

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I had to look this up because I'm not as #pluggedin as Jack. Apparently Jill compared Latino people to breakfast tacos, and Latino people and republicans attacked her for it and I don't care. All that to say, is he standing up for Jill Biden here?

Jack also forgets that these people have teams of writers that plan out their speeches and utilize teleprompters. If Jill Biden made a racist joke either she did it ad-lib or some intern is getting fired.

Also @EvilDroid64 you might have better luck reporting the Scalfanis for tax evasion. You can also get an award via IRS Form 211! https://www.irs.gov/individuals/how-do-you-report-suspected-tax-fraud-activity

 

[Whatthefuck]

Mushbrain confirms that his 90 minute trip (Google Maps says it's just under 2 hours each way) to a Buc-ee's gas station and convenience store is a write off since it's "for the show." The IRS' incompetence in not prosecuting the fraudulent write-off of the thousands of dollars of Fat on the Go makes me strongly consider cheating on my own taxes.
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Well, that settles it. I'm going to create a YT channel with nothing, but shots of my food with some kind of public domain music and throw on a printed, that was delicious and just write off my entire food budget. For 15 minutes of my time, which I guarantee is more than Jack spends editing I, too, can defraud the federal government! Thanks, fatty!

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Small business/self-employed idiots like Jack love to claim everything as “write offs” because they think somehow all their profligate spending magically gets canceled out or something.

It doesn’t work the way Jack thinks because when you take a “write-off” you are reducing your taxable income, not just making money appear out of nowhere. Smart business owners will only expense things that help their business generate revenue, because you have to actually be making money to cancel out your spending. The IRS won’t magically give you a refund if your expenses > income.

If your business isn’t actually making money then… congratulations, you don’t have to pay tax on the $35/month you are making from YouTube. But you were an idiot and spent a couple hundred per month on garbage food to get that number to zero, and now you have a massive credit card bill to pay with no income to do it with!

 

[Whatthefuck]

Small business/self-employed idiots like Jack love to claim everything as “write offs” because they think somehow all their profligate spending magically gets canceled out or something.

It doesn’t work the way Jack thinks because when you take a “write-off” you are reducing your taxable income, not just making money appear out of nowhere. Smart business owners will only expense things that help their business generate revenue, because you have to actually be making money to cancel out your spending. The IRS won’t magically give you a refund if your expenses > income.

If your business isn’t actually making money then… congratulations, you don’t have to pay tax on the $35/month you are making from YouTube. But you were an idiot and spent a couple hundred per month on garbage food to get that number to zero, and now you have a massive credit card bill to pay with no income to do it with!

Wait, so you're saying that the geniuses that brought us GiveMe Books would not have offered accurate advice? Quelle suprise!