DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

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Also how is it out of place? Doesn't he know that the reason Bayonetta strips when summoning the demon things is because they're made out of her hair and her clothes are also made out of her hai- what am I saying, of course he doesn't.

some opinions are objectively wrong and dsp somehow has the wrong opinion on literally everything

 

[TurdFondler]

Should change his name to DSPtheUntarnished because he won't succumb to the impure thoughts brought on by racy vidya. What a chad.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Phil's gameplay is rancid and the rest of his stream is cringe IMO.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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Also how is it out of place? Doesn't he know that the reason Bayonetta strips when summoning the demon things is because they're made out of her hair and her clothes are also made out of her hai- what am I saying, of course he doesn't.

"Bayonetta's gameplay is great and the rest is cringe"

 

[arrivefriday]

Funny he uses the word cringe on the same day he’s top of /r/cringe

Here's the link for the people who work 6 days a week and doesn't have time to spend with their wives

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/vxpqj6/streamer_calls_his_viewer_fucking_idiot_for/

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Not sure which is more cringe, dsps response or this feature. You are not forced to buy it if you emberrased at seeing some sideboobs.

Feature might be necessary if you don't want to play fast and loose with the prudes over at Twitch. I personally know streamers who have been banned for less.

Of course Phil is gonna bitch about it tomorrow and miss out on the entire point of Bayo's character.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

No, just this:
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I must have missed this. One of his mentally damaged fans promised to give him 2000 dollars?

7 1/2 hour detractor video... Why doesn't this guy have a thread on KF?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=59KHzaJ0BPo

Spending that much time breaking down DSP’s stupidity makes that dude just as big of a loser.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Spending that much time breaking down DSP’s stupidity makes that dude just as big of a loser.

It's good background noise for a day in the shop.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Funny he uses the word cringe on the same day he’s top of /r/cringe

Yeah. Like when people started connecting the dots that DSP is no different than a cult leader. Within like 12 hours he was calling the farms a cult of detractors. It’s always projection.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

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Also how is it out of place? Doesn't he know that the reason Bayonetta strips when summoning the demon things is because they're made out of her hair and her clothes are also made out of her hai- what am I saying, of course he doesn't.

I guess the next begathon is going to be for some pearls for Phil to clutch when Bayonetta shows more than her ankles.

 

[Sup3r]

I SWEAR TO FUKIN GOD, DSP IS RETARDED! YES, they did get blackmailed but that picture was still a fake.

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"The world totally isn't black and whit guyzzzzzzz". It's like he has no understanding of what nuance is.

What am I saying? Of course he doesn't. He couldn't be bothered to read a single sentence. And like all of the "Muppets", he just had to jump on rumors to try and get some clicks. Newsflash dickhead, no one gives a shit about the opinion of the guy who rage quit fucking Kirby. It's not like you'd enjoy any of the games they'd make anyway since you rage quit dbfz twice, like what kind of "machoor" person RQs a game not once, but twice?

 

[snort inquisition]

Not sure which is more cringe, dsps response or this feature. You are not forced to buy it if you emberrased at seeing some sideboobs.

Also, it does negatively affect the game in my opinion, same when you turn on streamer mode and play it without music.

the feature i can sort of understand, if someone doesn't know bayonetta and there's a lady on screen getting naked (covered or not) it could be a little sus

but bayonetta was designed to be a sexy character, so sexy women in skin tight or no clothes = cringe in dsp's fucked head

 

[marlintan]

"The world totally isn't black and whit guyzzzzzzz". It's like he has no understanding of what nuance is.

What am I saying? Of course he doesn't. He couldn't be bothered to read a single sentence. And like all of the "Muppets", he just had to jump on rumors to try and get some clicks. Newsflash dickhead, no one gives a shit about the opinion of the guy who rage quit fucking Kirby. It's not like you'd enjoy any of the games they'd make anyway since you rage quit dbfz twice, like what kind of "machoor" person RQs a game not once, but twice?

he's matured from his 30s, that why he doesn't play DOS2 anymore?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Adam Sad-ler

 

[George Beorge]

What's funny to me about Phil's sudden moral crusade against tiddies in video games is that he literally gave 0 shits about it until he met Kat and suddenly he became a vocal feminist(?).

 

[Jose Cuervo]

some opinions are objectively wrong and dsp somehow has the wrong opinion on literally everything

You know you have the right opinion when it’s opposite to Phil’s.

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Also how is it out of place? Doesn't he know that the reason Bayonetta strips when summoning the demon things is because they're made out of her hair and her clothes are also made out of her hai- what am I saying, of course he doesn't.

Clothes made out of hair?! Demons also?! That’s not realistic at all dood ack ack ack

AC: Valhalla also had a no-nudity filter and at the time Phil claimed it was, and I quote, potentially a game-changer to khantent creators like me.

What a soyboy.

 

[M0L0K]

he's matured from his 30s, that why he doesn't play DOS2 anymore?

For real! He can even save scum between every turn of combat if he wants, just like Zelda. I know a lot of people found his 1/4 play through as boring as watching paint dry but watching DSP hopelessly out of his depth and attempting to fumble through a game with zero understanding of any of its mechanics is hilarious to me.

 

[HorseSense]

Also how is it out of place? Doesn't he know that the reason Bayonetta strips when summoning the demon things is because they're made out of her hair and her clothes are also made out of her hai- what am I saying, of course he doesn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyclad_(Neopaganism)

Because he's Mr Nigga-tive, he doesn't think "hey, I can get day 1 views and not trigger Susan, my WHorse wife, or porn-stalking tards. Thanks Platinum." He's also too stupid to cite this as proof that game devs see streamers as an asset they will make minor concessions for.

Everyone wears pants in Astral Chain. He's free to play that instead.

 

[DentSidePhil]

What's funny to me about Phil's sudden moral crusade against tiddies in video games is that he literally gave 0 shits about it until he met Kat and suddenly he became a vocal feminist(?).

The reason he suddenly can't stand the sight of any female or any reference to sex is because seeing other women reminds him of the fat fuck (based on the car pic) he saddled and is now stuck with. And the aversion to any reference of intimacy reminds him of his low T Asexual status.