💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Hey, do you guys remember that time Hayden completely missed the point?

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@SteelPlatedHeart actually posted this before the French nuked us. (This was actually my ask, by the way.)

Also, Hayden reblogged some random post about birds who engage in tail-pulling as a means to distract other birds & take their food. The takeaway is that members of the crow family will do it to other birds just to fuck with them.

& yet Hayden still can't seem to wrap his head around the idea that all his trolls are not, in fact, spinster cat ladies or GOT DANG TRANSPHOBIC MALES, but normal people wo like to fuck with him.

WE ARE THE CORVIDS, HAYDEN
SteelPlatedHeart said:
He's too busy trying to make an actual joke.

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That. . .that doesn't even make any sense. David Duchovny is known for. . .okay, you know what? I'm not wasting anymore brain cells trying to explain why this joke isn't funny.

Ass Manager 3000 said:
I've sent the tumblr account this ask:

"(I'm going to preface this by stating that i'm a kiwi user so I'm on the level with you) There was never a kiwi farms 'death threat' towards you. One of our users taped your panel and you've concocted this bizarre lie from literally nothing. I find your comments about that user to be laughable also, You expect other people to not make assumptions about this production but this user was fair game. Cat lady? Forever virgin? You were surprised she looked normal! Isn't that hypocritical?"

Lets see what we get back.
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I really hope you get a response, but I wouldn't count on it. I sent a similar ask a while ago.

That said, Hayden isn't invited to @Kitlen 's & my wedding.
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APerson said:
We're automatons dedicated solely to making normal, functioning people such as CWC and Hayden Black feel awful and ruining their lives. Didn't you get the memo?
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I didn't. Must have been <INSERT GROSS SEXUAL ACT HERE> on top of <INSERT US CELEBRITY HERE>

That some <INSERT RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR HERE>!

Pew Pew!
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Hey, do you guys remember that time Hayden completely missed the point?

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@SteelPlatedHeart actually posted this before the French nuked us. (This was actually my ask, by the way.)

Also, Hayden reblogged some random post about birds who engage in tail-pulling as a means to distract other birds & take their food. The takeaway is that members of the crow family will do it to other birds just to fuck with them.

& yet Hayden still can't seem to wrap his head around the idea that all his trolls are not, in fact, spinster cat ladies or GOT DANG TRANSPHOBIC MALES, but normal people wo like to fuck with him.

WE ARE THE CORVIDS, HAYDEN

That. . .that doesn't even make any sense. David Duchovny is known for. . .okay, you know what? I'm not wasting anymore brain cells trying to explain why this joke isn't funny.


I really hope you get a response, but I wouldn't count on it. I sent a similar ask a while ago.

That said, Hayden isn't invited to @Kitlen 's & my wedding.
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I don't think Hayden has ever forgiven us for getting his Wikipedia article deleted.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
I don't think Hayden has ever forgiven us for getting his Wikipedia article deleted.
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That and the Kitlen incident seems to have really triggered him.

Imagine how much of a cretin he must have looked when he went to complain to the con staff (and everyone else) about LITERAL DEATH THREATS FROM 4CHAN GOOBERGATE TERRORISTS... only to have a single nice and polite girl show up with a Meowth toy.
 
varvarstvo said:
That and the Kitlen incident seems to have really triggered him.

Imagine how much of a cretin he must have looked when he went to complain to the con staff (and everyone else) about LITERAL DEATH THREATS FROM 4CHAN GOOBERGATE TERRORISTS... only to have a single nice and polite girl show up with a Meowth toy.
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And if she didn't show up, he would have been talking to an empty room. That's my favorite part of the whole thing to be honest.
 
So how is this crap being funded? I don't see any Patreon, Kickstarter or Indiegogo pages.
 
Skysora said:
So how is this crap being funded? I don't see any Patreon, Kickstarter or Indiegogo pages.
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I don't think it is being funded. Hayden isn't a very successful scammer, really. He seems to manage to get people to do shit for free in the hopes of parlaying that work into actual money, but then never actually gets anything done that anyone would pay for.

Maybe he's earned some beer and skittles out of selling ridiculous, shitty merch, but I doubt it would dwarf Andrew Dobson's Patreon.
 
varvarstvo said:
That and the Kitlen incident seems to have really triggered him.

Imagine how much of a cretin he must have looked when he went to complain to the con staff (and everyone else) about LITERAL DEATH THREATS FROM 4CHAN GOOBERGATE TERRORISTS... only to have a single nice and polite girl show up with a Meowth toy.
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He was just mad because he can't stand being around girls that don't have dicks.
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
Tax fraud.
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It'd fit for why his other companies have been legally beaten to death for not paying taxes.
AnOminous said:
I don't think it is being funded. Hayden isn't a very successful scammer, really. He seems to manage to get people to do shit for free in the hopes of parlaying that work into actual money, but then never actually gets anything done that anyone would pay for.

Maybe he's earned some beer and skittles out of selling ridiculous, shitty merch, but I doubt it would dwarf Andrew Dobson's Patreon.
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I dunno, he's allegedly in debt due to his delusion that he is actually funny as a person. He had two companies get suspended for not paying taxes too. I can definitely see him funding some of it while abusing his home setting for rebates and the like.
 
Nothing says "progressive trans friendly animated comedy" quite like political humor!

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Just noticed that the Asian girl is under five feet tall (so legally a midget) and the black guy is like 5'2". And Shona (wtf kind of name even is that?) is only 5'5" or so, which is quite short for a dude.

Also, evil white cis shit lord has horrible tattoos and I can't figure out what's going on with his piercings or hair color.
 
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