💼 Careercow Adam Sandler

[ASoulMan]

why are so desperate to hook yourself up with so many hot ladies in your movies

are you THAT fucking insecure

Why yes I am!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

TIL Adam Sandler actually had a transgender housekeeper

LOL WHAT A fucking LOLCOW

Thai ladyboys usually aren't actually trans.

(Now this is a-log too wtf)

 

[ActualKiwi]

He should probably go back to gargling jizz for cash.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

What's with all the shitposting threads lately?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

What's with all the shitposting threads lately?

it's the weekend

 

[ASoulMan]

What's with all the shitposting threads lately?

Because Adam Sandler is the Renaissance Man of the movie industry!

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Adam Sandler pissed on my carpet and set my cat's tail on fire. Then he farted and told me to pay him for his comedy.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What's with all the shitposting threads lately?

Sandler's a bad man. It was inevitable that this would happen. I'm more surprised it happened as late as it did. Better late than never, I guess.

 

[NegaCWC]

Sandler's a bad man.

What Hitler did is potatoes compared to Sandler.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I wish Sandler would take that chronological remote doohickey and send himself back to the time when the meteors wracked our Earth's climate.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I wish Sandler would take that chronological remote doohickey and send himself back to the time when the meteors wracked our Earth's climate.

Or to his own birth and murder himself as a baby

I'm edgyyyyy

 

[Turncoat]

There's a surprising amount of basketball themes surrounding him.

Here's a more accurate display of his shooting skill:

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

Sandler, if you ever see this: End your life.

God Damn it. It looks like even his own flesh is saying "Fuck it, I'm done."

 

[Trombonista]

Sandler, if you ever see this: End your life.

That is the face of a man who has given up.

 

[deeman]

I once liked Little Nicky...
ONCE!

 

[Somar]

I once liked Little Nicky...
ONCE!

Don't worry about it man we all had that one Adam Sandler film we loved until we grew past the age of 10.

 

[Count groudon]

Jew

 

[DavidFerrie]

As I said on another thread: he's like a nastier version of Jerry Lewis, with far less talent. The stereotypically-nerdy Jewish boy trying to be funny, and just coming off as desperate and pathetic.
I don't recall laughing -- or even chuckling -- a single time during my (thankfully) limited exposure to his ouevre.

 

[Vah]

The sad thing is that Sandler has proven he can make good movies and he's even a good songwriter sometimes, Happy Gilmore and Hotel Transylvania were good. But he just doesn't give a shit, he's like the Dobson of the movie industry.

 

[Turncoat]

The stereotypically-nerdy Jewish boy trying to be funny,

Eight Crazy Nights dials it up to 11: